Vintage & Classic Cars

[big gimpin]

That's Debbie Harry (from Blondie) in the third pic with the T-bird. Man, she was HOT!

[Kariba]

Originally Posted by jbellen

Maybe a revival with some pics?

No pix from me, I'm afraid. My total collection has already been posted on this thread.
Just a couple of thoughts on the posts above.

Caveman.
1 69 Comaro
2 1960 Lotus Elite. Only 75Hp, all fibre glass and the most beautiful shape of its day. I love the ornament on the hood.

JB
1 I think that’s a 72 Valiant, with an Australian accessory kit. The flares were a popular option at the time.
2 Early sixties beetle, totally outclassed for beauty by the happy chick in the tartan skirt.
3 As Gimp says, that’s Debbie Harry with a Thunderbird. 78 bird perhaps?
4 Nissan Micra. Totally boring to car fans, but that French ham is outstanding. I want to lean forward, expose my teeth and pretend to be a shark.
5 That’s a mid forties Cadillac, I think, with a very sultry movie star holding on to the door. She’s nice but Cadillacs only started looking good when they grew fins. And when Marilyn Monroe died, in 63, so did the classic era for Caddies.
6 I’m guessing this is a Cadillac or Buick Convertible from 78 or thereabouts. The model is from much more recent times, I think.
7 The babe with the beautiful butt is walking away from a Mercedes Benz 230SL from the mid eighties. Hard to tell because there are no beautiful benzes. Their styling department modelled all their cars on the house brick. They were updated occasionally by chipping a corner or two off the brick.
8 That’s an East German Trabbant I think. Rubbish car with a body made by laminating old newspapers together with paste. Its small two stroke engine didn’t have enough power to pull a boy scout off your granny. On the other hand, that cheeky girl from the Chek republic is made of the best materials and her beautiful butt could pull you off over and over again.
9 That’s the body of a Rolls-Royce, and I think the car is also a Rolls-Royce, maybe 1959. It’s very clear that the car company’s styling department was totally outclassed by God.
10 Two perennial favourites. E-type series 1 and a red haired Milf. The Milf would look better without that funeral suit.

As always, please comment, correct, discuss and argue. And post more of the good stuff.

[Pat-54]

Post #43 - second to last photo.

Took a while to notice the Rolls. Still spitting out the grit from my tongue after it hit the floor.

[Kariba]

Originally Posted by Caveman 1

Update- It's probably a 1966 SS Impala. The 1967 had a different "Super Sport" emplem on the side. Not a Camaro or Chevelle for sure!

Thanks for the guidance, Caveman. Those mid-late sixties coke bottle impalas were beautiful cars

I'm all out of classic car pix, except for these few:

No 1 is a 54 Dodge Station wagon (maybe)

No 2 is a 56 Ford F100. When I was 11 years old, my friend's dad had one. Not a hot rod, but a grey workhorse. I thought the best feeling in the world was to stand in the bed and look over the roof as we drove along. I share that thought with about a million Labradors.

No 3 is a 76 Ferrari Dino 246, one of the most beautiful examples of the panel beater's art. Or maybe it's a Toyota from the same era.

No 4 is a mid eighties Comaro.

No 5 is a beautiful example of God's work, but I've no idea what car she is decorating. Help please!

[Leviticus59]

Originally Posted by Kariba

Caveman.
1 69 Comaro
2 1960 Lotus Elite. Only 75Hp, all fibre glass and the most beautiful shape of its day. I love the ornament on the hood.

JB
1 I think that’s a 72 Valiant, with an Australian accessory kit. The flares were a popular option at the time.
2 Early sixties beetle, totally outclassed for beauty by the happy chick in the tartan skirt.
3 As Gimp says, that’s Debbie Harry with a Thunderbird. 78 bird perhaps?
4 Nissan Micra. Totally boring to car fans, but that French ham is outstanding. I want to lean forward, expose my teeth and pretend to be a shark.
5 That’s a mid forties Cadillac, I think, with a very sultry movie star holding on to the door. She’s nice but Cadillacs only started looking good when they grew fins. And when Marilyn Monroe died, in 63, so did the classic era for Caddies.
6 I’m guessing this is a Cadillac or Buick Convertible from 78 or thereabouts. The model is from much more recent times, I think.
7 The babe with the beautiful butt is walking away from a Mercedes Benz 230SL from the mid eighties. Hard to tell because there are no beautiful benzes. Their styling department modelled all their cars on the house brick. They were updated occasionally by chipping a corner or two off the brick.
8 That’s an East German Trabbant I think. Rubbish car with a body made by laminating old newspapers together with paste. Its small two stroke engine didn’t have enough power to pull a boy scout off your granny. On the other hand, that cheeky girl from the Chek republic is made of the best materials and her beautiful butt could pull you off over and over again.
9 That’s the body of a Rolls-Royce, and I think the car is also a Rolls-Royce, maybe 1959. It’s very clear that the car company’s styling department was totally outclassed by God.
10 Two perennial favourites. E-type series 1 and a red haired Milf. The Milf would look better without that funeral suit.

As always, please comment, correct, discuss and argue. And post more of the good stuff.

I'm pretty certain this is the best comment I've every read on this site.
And thanks for all the pictures, everybody.

[Kariba]

Originally Posted by Caveman 1

This is a 1974 Saab Sonett III . Your mission is to find one with a nude woman in or around. No photo shopping!


I had a chance to buy one when I was a 16 year-old kid and didn’t do it. At the time, I wasn’t too impressed with the front wheel drive and V-4 power plant. I really wished that I had a time machine. The guy wanted $400.00 for it in about 1978. It was yellow with black stripes and black interior.

Just one of the many things that I looked at... and didn't buy.

Nobody with a name like Caveman should be seen in that girly Saab, so I'm glad you went another route. In the first half of the seventies (and other decades too) all world class stylists worked in Detroit. You would have got more action if you had bought any detroit iron from the late sixties.

Pic 1 is a 74 Renault R12. I had one for a while. It was a horrible car and the only status it gave me was virgin status. Women refused to ride in it . While I had that car, the only hand to touch my dick was my own. It looks like old R12s go to Romania to die. That unfortunate woman must have been paid big bucks to go near the car.

Pic 2 is a Lancia Beta, enhanced by a gust of wind.

Pic 3 is a 1936 Rover, I think. The radiator grill looks right, but light reflected by the full moon makes it difficult to make out any other features

Pic 4 is a 1992 Mustang (Ford fans please confirm or correct).

Pics 5 & 6 are of a 1999 JaguarXJ8. I think the dog peed on the upholstery and the car took revenge by ripping off the woman's skirt.

PS: Thanks, Leviticus, for your kind words.

[Kariba]

Originally Posted by Caveman 1

I really enjoy this thread, but it's not an easy one to add to once you throw out the pro shots and the watermarked shots too...

The pictures are named to the year and make...The ones that I know for sure.

Caveman, that 63 Grand Sport Corvette is outstanding. Call me a pervert, but I found it hard to focus on the chick.

Still, the details are interesting. Open face helmet, open toe shoes. To make the outfit consistent, she should be wearing white, open toe knickers as well. We'll just have to rely on imagination, I guess.

I like the stingray corvettes more than the later C4 corvettes. Just a sucker for Coke bottle shapes.

The beetle is also interesting. 55 Beetles had split back windows. 57 Beetles had oval back windows and 58 beetles had rectangular back windows, so early to mid fifties is right for this. But when did we get the first Brazilians? I first saw one at a beach and one at a party in the early eighties (same woman tho). Throughout the nineties, I only saw one on a beach, so I guess they are a 21st Century thing. The woman on the beetle is way ahead of her time.

We should consult a higher authority and ask Biggi or Klondike.

The woman in your most recent post (late fifties Ford), looks a lot like Rita in Post 7, but I'm pretty sure she's european.

Here's a token picture, because I hate to post without photos, but my classic car stuff is all used up.

[1badgmc]

Originally Posted by Caveman 1

He tells me everytime that I chat with him to post her....So I did! lol
Looks to be an old Chevrolet or GMC truck.
Ask him what year it is/was.

'63 Chevrolet. GMCs were quad headlight those years.

[Kariba]

Originally Posted by 1badgmc

'63 Chevrolet. GMCs were quad headlight those years.

At the moment, Caveman is holding this thread together by himself. Your name and post suggest you may have something to add...................If so, please post a few pix.

Thanks also to dirtyHarry and Donna. I've seen many photos of the lovely Donna, but can't recall any of her with cars or trucks. If you have some Harry, please post them here.

[1badgmc]

Originally Posted by Kariba

At the moment, Caveman is holding this thread together by himself. Your name and post suggest you may have something to add...................If so, please post a few pix.

I know my cars, with my specialty being fullsize Chevy and GMC trucks, but my collections of images of vehicles are all 99.99% lacking of any female skin. Most of the ones I have that do have some skin came from these forums.