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Fox Mulder · #**471** 02-06-2016, 07:25 PM

1. The cougar in the grass sneaks up on the helpless bovines and with her sharp teeth and claws she can quickly gut a full grown animal. With her marvelous tits and ass she can also charm the chaps off of any nearby cowboys. (Yet another naked woman with cows...wow. )
2. You say tomato..and I say, "Buttfuck.." ( A new twist on an old tune)
3. Spring Break at Fort Lauderdale: Why spend all that money on spf 45 sunscreen when passed out drunk chicks are everywhere?

Fox Mulder · #**472** 02-08-2016, 07:58 PM

1. Have you ever wondered where amateur porn photographers get their models? (They come C.O.D.)
2. Hearing the call of the wild penis... (It sounds like this: "Blowme...Blowmeeee!")
3. WTF PHOTO...The interesting thing here is the large woman/women walking in the background. Is that two sisters in almost identical poses? Is that the same woman photo shopped? Is this one of those Internet conspiracy things? It's not so much funny as mildly fascinating. Anyone know what's happened here? I don't. I really don't.

Fox Mulder · #**473** 02-09-2016, 08:51 PM

1. "Why... what's that you say? You'd like to fuck my brains out? Little old me? Oh, my!" ( They're wicked b*tchin' polite Down South)
2. Having a die hard nudist husband was something Madge just took in stride. Her simple censorship methods kept family photos PG13.
3. I was thinking about all the women with cows photos in this thread...and began to wonder why humans drink cow milk instead of human milk. If we ever decided to get our milk from our own species...THIS might be a common sight. Anyone got cookies?

Fox Mulder · #**474** 02-10-2016, 08:00 PM

1. "Could I interest you in a little fellatio? A hummer perhaps? Blow job? Go down on me? Suck my cock? Hmmmm...I guess not."
2. Apparently she sees the cucumber my friend Dave has stuffed down his jeans.
3. Hey Trump! You are several million times more likely to be killed by a crazy, American gun-loving chick in a bikini than by a refugee. Oh...she's got TWO guns...the odds just doubled.

Fox Mulder · #**475** 02-11-2016, 08:39 PM

Hydrophobia...otherwise known as Rabies...is known by the spectacle of it's victim foaming at the mouth and succumbing to madness. Rabies is highly contagious. If you know any Southern attorneys named Finch who just happen to be good marksmen, you can stop the spread of the disease in it's tracks.

Fox Mulder · #**476** 02-12-2016, 07:46 PM

1. "OK...like...I'm just going to hold them in place until the glue dries..." (It's nice to have a good friend with you when your tits fall off)
2. Another young recruit learns the ropes at The Lesbian Training Academy.

Fox Mulder · #**477** 02-13-2016, 07:51 PM

1. As a young university mathematician, Good Jill Hunting knew exactly how to get and keep her student's undivided attention.
2. Frank and Teresa both misunderstand what is meant by "Necking" but they seem to be having fun anyway, so what the hell.
3. Tessa always thought SHE should have been the one cast to play Lara Croft.
4. This pastor's daughter's Saturday nights inspired her father to write many an emotional sermon on Sundays.
5. And speaking of alcohol...here's the moment when the beer on the boat made Benny bold.
6. And speaking of alcohol...apparently Budweiser can cause orgasms just as intense as those expensive homemade brands.
7. After she caught him cheating with a cheetah, Jane decided it was time to leave Tarzan for good.

badmojo · #**478** 02-14-2016, 04:29 AM

enjoy

Fox Mulder · #**479** 02-14-2016, 06:31 PM

1. Two is company. Three means someone sleeps on the floor.
2. Yeah...so she drunk you under the table...but do you really care?
3. Lube it up baby...or your ass will never close again.
4. The allies would have never taken the beaches at Normandy if Germany had only deployed Bombshells.

Fox Mulder · #**480** 02-15-2016, 07:56 PM

1. "Help! I've fallen and I can't....feel...my..ass! "
2. Kids today are really missing out on something. Why, when we were young, if you got the magic blue slice of Wonder Bread in the package, the company would send an experienced fellatrist to blow you and all your buddies. ( Shhh! )
3. I remember these sisters. They talked like robots and ate mass quantities of food at all of our social functions. I believe they said they were from ...France.
4. Long before the Hubble telescope and deep space probes, men KNEW what was at the center of the Universe.

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