The Great Bride Thread

[mcurtgman]

Great thread, fabulous updates--mostly new. Thanks!

[osreb]

After 30 years of marriage Jacqueline and her husband Mark went for counseling.

When asked to describe her problems, Jacqueline went into a passionate,
painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 30 years they
had been together.
She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness,
feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unfulfilled needs she
had endured over the course of their marriage.

Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time,
the therapist got up, walked around the desk and, after asking Jacqueline to stand,
tore open herblouse with buttons flying everywhere, ripped her Bra off,
starts tongue kissing while he embraces her, then puts his hands on her breasts
fondled them, and kissed them passionately.

A side glance at her husband he then puts his hand up her skirt rips
her G-String off and fondles her wildly while her husband Mark watches
with raised eyebrows and mouth wide open.

Jacqueline flushed, try's to cover herself with the torn blouse, and quietly
sat down as though in a total daze.

The therapist turned to Mark and said, now do you understand?
'This is what your wife needs at least three times a week!
Can you do this?'

Mark thought for a moment and replied, 'Well, I can drop her off
here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I play golf.'

[buffermister]

not great but hey!

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[osreb]

There was this guy who always went out drinking with his friends. He would always come home very late. One night, while he was at the bar he told them his secret for being able to sneak in late.

"When I walk in the house, before the wife can say anything, I lay her down, take off her panties, and give her the best oral sex she's ever had, until she has such an orgasm that she falls into a deep sleep. Then, I wash up and go to bed. By morning, she is so pleased, she doesn't care what time I came home."

One of his friends thinks this is a great idea. So he stays out late, comes home, sneaks into the bedroom, gives his wife the best oral sex she's ever had, and goes to wash up. His wife walks into the bathroom, obviously upset that he's home so late.

"Hey, why aren't you sleeping?" he asks.

"I was was, but I came in to tell you that we've got to sleep on the couch tonight, 'cause my mother is sleeping in our bedroom."

[USA66]

enjoy

[alkhanjar]

got more

[alkhanjar]

and,,,

[alkhanjar]

last

[buffermister]

some i found

[buffermister]

a few more