I love you, funny face!

[Ghost In Oblivion]

1. "I told you my friend Emily was from Ohio...see? Here's the 'O'...do you believe me now?"
2. I guess you fellows are shit out of luck.
3. They had heard the term "Piss Flappers" but even THEY didn"t get understand. (Labial slang isn't my thing either)
4. "Ai! Juan! Can't you see my pussy is on fire!" ( Be careful what you touch after you've handled jalapeņos!)
5. Billy Bob and Zeb sure thought the city women were mighty obligin'.
6. "Hey! You finally got an erection! Is it OK to begin sucking or should I wait to see if it gets even harder?"
7. Peggy wanted everyone to see that she could deep throat after all. I never doubted her...did you?
8. This is what the Viagra people meant when they advised you to ask your doctor if you are healthy enough for sex.
9. Don't laugh...you know you'd be down there doing it too if she would let you.
10. Ever notice how women always seem to leave the trail together? (Town or country...women go together)

[Ghost In Oblivion]

1. "Have you read 'The Tao Of Physics?' I HIGHLY recommend it. In fact I'll show you my pussy if you read it!"
2. "Oh...crap...what a hangover! I had a nightmare I posed nude in the 'Masked Crusaders' thread on OCC." (She did. Check it out!l)
3."Hi guys! Ready to go to the game? Let me finish up with Judy here and I'll meet you outside." (It's nice to have close buddies)
4. Her husband is a terrible handyman...but he finally put the work table she bought him to good use.
5. Liz frequently offered herself from behind while providing him a fresh face to look at. She thought it was better than him cheating.
6.This is NOT how Jake expected to find his mother when he came home from college...next time he'll call first.
7. Steve was proud of himself for his multi tasking skills. Doing some stretching while getting head was one of his better ideas.
8. All he can do when she gets like this is pet her and just hope she stops growling.
9. As it turns out...poor Jake didn't call his aunt either when he visited HER on his college break. Jake has learned two valuable lessons.
10. "You didn't read 'The Tao of Physics,' did you?"

[Ghost In Oblivion]

1. "Is that like, a camera? Like, are you taking pictures of me naked? That is like way cool, as long as it doesn't end up like on the Internet."
2. Looking at the intimidating arse-sonal her captor has on her back, I am somewhat relieved, for her sake, to see a tube of lube nearby.
3. Trailer...uh...treasure?
4. "Sir, what sized ass did you say you were looking for? Here at 'Asses Are Us' we have a wide variety to choose from."
5.The Starfleet ensign is caught with his finger up Captain Kirk's girlfriend's ass...Dr. McCoy might soon say: "He's dead, Jim."
6. Yeah, Jenny swallows, but she doesn't enjoy it all that much.
7. Now what has she got there? Oh...this must be what the term "pussy whipped" means!
8. "Do you like my black nail polish?" ( Now is not a good time to say anything negative, mean or sarcastic)
9. "Aaarrrgh!" (Are any of you scared? Not even a little? Ah, come on! Damn! So much for this becoming a frightening, shocking thread)
10. Stand back...Marta's nipples have been known to cut glass.

[mamba149]

Originally Posted by Ghost In Oblivion

1. "Is that like, a camera? Like, are you taking pictures of me naked? That is like way cool, as long as it doesn't end up like on the Internet."
2. Looking at the intimidating arse-sonal her captor has on her back, I am somewhat relieved, for her sake, to see a tube of lube nearby.
3. Trailer...uh...treasure?
4. "Sir, what sized ass did you say you were looking for? Here at 'Asses Are Us' we have a wide variety to choose from."
5.The Starfleet ensign is caught with his finger up Captain Kirk's girlfriend's ass...Dr. McCoy might soon say: "He's dead, Jim."
6. Yeah, Jenny swallows, but she doesn't enjoy it all that much.
7. Now what has she got there? Oh...this must be what the term "pussy whipped" means!
8. "Do you like my black nail polish?" ( Now is not a good time to say anything negative, mean or sarcastic)
9. "Aaarrrgh!" (Are any of you scared? Not even a little? Ah, come on! Damn! So much for this becoming a frightening, shocking thread)
10. Stand back...Marta's nipples have been known to cut glass.

Total envy of #10's nipples

[Ghost In Oblivion]

Originally Posted by mamba149

Total envy of #10's nipples

Well, if those are YOUR nipples in your avatar, I'd say you've got a pretty nice pair yourself!

[mamba149]

Originally Posted by Ghost In Oblivion

Well, if those are YOUR nipples in your avatar, I'd say you've got a pretty nice pair yourself!

Lol, they are and thanks.

[Ghost In Oblivion]

1."Hilary...I presume that you only love me because I have a powerful automobile." (Hot cars still do it for a few chicks)
2."Agatha...am I to understand that you only care for me because I have a large penis?" (Big cocks are still HUGE with some babes)
3. "Olive...I am well assured that you love me because I can give you an orgasm with cunnilingus." ( Eating pussy is a timeless skill, and ALL women love it! Forget the car, don't worry about your size. Guys, be "well assured." Learn it. Enthusiastically practice it!)

4. Grandma enjoys knitting, taking care of her little dog, Mitzi...and flashing the cat!
5. During The Great Depression there were no "Hunger Games." There was just hunger.
6. "So tell me...do you like these earrings?" ( Uh...uh...try to focus! )
7. I blame THIS on the Heineken!
8. Now this is exactly why park rangers tell you to NEVER hike alone!

[wildfire54]

It's what they're actually thinking.

1."I really need to dust that ceiling fan."

2."Can you tell me where to find the melons?"

3."Hell no I'm not going to tell Mrs. Hill that my X-Ray glasses really work."

4."Oh...this reminds me.I need to thaw out the foot longs."

[Maturemaleinmo]

Does anyone have any more photos of this cute lady.

[Ghost In Oblivion]

1. It was a long wait and a hot day at the Goodyear tire shop...Joan decided to air things out a little.
2. While you're house sitting for me, can you please give the plant plenty of water and the plant holder plenty of dicipline?
3. The exhibionist couple died happily together... and they sure found an appropriate alternative to being buried or cremated!
4. She's expensive, but Donna will definitely get your windows squeaky clean!
5. Ronald McDonald has ways to deal with competitors for your dining dollars.
6. Arrrgh...she be a cum eyed gal! And awfully easy on the eyes too Aye aye! ("Pretty eyes, pirate's smile...she'll marry a music man")
7. This may not be an "old world look" but it's definitely a timeless view. ( See sign )
8. Joe has a lot of unique ways to get his wife's attention while she's trying to read.
9. Ever since Mike started rubbing chocolate liqueur on his cock, this has been happening. ( Women need chocolate! )
10. Customers who voiced loud, obnoxious sexist comments in front of Vicki the angry feminist bartender, were always treated to "The House's Special Brew." (Love the tattoos )