Nude Beach nightmare..

[brunettesrule]

This is my recollection of one of the nude beaches I've been to:

Haulover Beach - was there in 2000. Lots of couples. Different degrees of age and fitness, but not a lot of young couples. We were in our 30's at the time and very fit. Ironically, there were a number of fully naked women on the beach, by themselves, who looked like they might be strippers working on their tans. TOO fit, and with implants. Just a guess, obviously. There were women who showed up by themselves, or in twos, also. Not a lot of heavy people when we were there.

As far as ogling there, it's something we barely noticed, except for a couple of examples. We've been ogled by a couple - both male and female - and they did everything but come over and proposition us. We also had a really attractive woman come by herself and sit about 25 feet away. She looked a lot like Calista Flockhart, and wore street clothes. She sat facing us instead of the water. Weird. And she had large, fashionable sunglasses on. While I was distracted for a moment, she must have gotten undressed. When I turned back to her, she was completely naked, and appearing to be staring straight at us. Nice, full bush (it was 2000), and small breasts. And allover tan. Loved it.

Lots of gay guys on the beach. They appeared to be mostly at the south end. The beach is very short though. Some of them seemed to be walking around, a lot, checking for other guys. However, they did not bother straights.

[sniffles77]

Back when I was in my 20's, I took my girlfriend to a popular nudist camp outside our city. It was her first time and she loved it. She was getting her Physical Ed degree and she was a hard body. We had a great day running around meeting younger couples, playing volleyball, having fun until...

We got cornered in the hot tub by a lady in her 60's or 70's.

As friendly as she was (and she wouldn't stop talking to us for an hour), she probably weighed 300lbs and was covered from the neck down with thick, purple varicose veins. She looked like a fat, pudding filled, fleshy road map. There wasn't one square inch on her wretched body that wasn't bulging with worm-like undergrowth. I was throwing up in my mouth while trying desperately not to be rude.

25+ years later and I still cannot shake how fugly she was.

[alonzo]

Originally Posted by sniffles77

We got cornered in the hot tub by a lady in her 60's or 70's.

As friendly as she was (and she wouldn't stop talking to us for an hour), she probably weighed 300lbs and was covered from the neck down with thick, purple varicose veins. She looked like a fat, pudding filled, fleshy road map. There wasn't one square inch on her wretched body that wasn't bulging with worm-like undergrowth. I was throwing up in my mouth while trying desperately not to be rude.

Sounds sort of like the hot tub scene in About Schmidt, only worse.....

[sailm8]

Just returned from Haulover last week. Many couples and singles of both sexes. In the years we have been visiting the North end was mostly gay and the south hetro. That seems to be changing and more mixing going on. There is some parading by the single guys but I'm not bothered nor is my wife. We are older and no longer 10's by any means. We just enjoy the freedom that nudity offers. We have brought several friends and introduced them to their first nude beach. The mix of body types seems to give comfort to first timers who expect to be the fattest or smallest.

We visit Desire in Cancun at least once a year to "play" but refrain from public displays at Haulover. Don't want to have the place close down if it gets out of hand.