Best Nude Beach Pictures....Ever

[RamsDixon]

Originally Posted by evesore

It's funny you ask it that way. My best guess for why a reason would wear a top and no bottoms on a nude beach is that she had breast implants or a lift, in which case she would wear a top because you can't expose the scar to the sun for about six months otherwise the scar will be more noticeable. However, I'm not sure if three girls in a group are likely to have had breast surgery in the last six months.

Good points, Plus more often than not, (this fits the strippers around here BTW) some strippers boob jobs look better covered up. They dance around taking pieces off, breasts are huge, looking pretty good, nice deep cleavage, then the top comes off, one nipple points your eye out, the second one is looking at the Moon..... Wife and I call those plastic breasts... Marty Feldman boobs.....

Here's Marty and the boobs....

[stevin6]

I guess Uncle Chester knows more about the vids.

[Biagiux]

Pics of nudist chicks staring at erected dicks, or even better touching them ...are the best thing I can see.
So this make this thread the best one for me

Please keep up the good work.

[Klondike]

Originally Posted by RamsDixon

Good points, Plus more often than not, (this fits the strippers around here BTW) some strippers boob jobs look better covered up. They dance around taking pieces off, breasts are huge, looking pretty good, nice deep cleavage, then the top comes off, one nipple points your eye out, the second one is looking at the Moon..... Wife and I call those plastic breasts... Marty Feldman boobs.....

Here's Marty and the boobs....

I like the analogy. Marty Feldman had some type of medical condition. Maybe it was too much silicon in his eyeballs

I'm curious to know, though, how many women get enhancements to improve their clothed appearance to strangers, as opposed to improving their nude appearance to their spouse/lover.

anyone know?

Klondike

[RamsDixon]

Originally Posted by Klondike

I like the analogy. Marty Feldman had some type of medical condition. Maybe it was too much silicon in his eyeballs

I'm curious to know, though, how many women get enhancements to improve their clothed appearance to strangers, as opposed to improving their nude appearance to their spouse/lover.

anyone know?

Klondike

That's a good question and one I've wondered about more than once. 3 co-workers recently had plastic surgery, enhancing their breasts. One was married, one dating another co-worker, and the third one was single. (As far as we know.)

Since they returned to work, the two single ladies don't seem to mind showing off wearing low cut tops, bending over, tight blouses..... The married lady dresses more conservative, although very tight tops. In these three cases would seem it depends on their "status".

But in today's society, most of us are dressed more often than not, so I've always felt most women did this to "improve" the way they look to whoever is looking, and you would usually be looking at them while dressed.

Exotic dancers on the other hand....?? If the larger breasted dancers were getting more tips, were more popular, those ladies might be getting them as a business expense so to speak.

I believe a movie I saw years ago was called "Breast Men". Was the story of the two doctors credited with the invention of breasts implants. Don't have any idea if it was based on a true story or loosely based.. Anyway at the time, the women who did receive them, got them for different reasons. To improve self esteem, to look better wearing certain clothes, to look better for spouses... So the question still stands I guess.

[sara21]

Great pictures. Thanks for sharing them.

[mx2101]

My impression is this is Haulover Beach near Miami. That would explain the women, and the vibe I see. Great photos!

[jsnd]

Originally Posted by RamsDixon

Exotic dancers on the other hand....?? If the larger breasted dancers were getting more tips, were more popular, those ladies might be getting them as a business expense so to speak.

Is that deductable do you think? Anyone here work for H&R Block?

[Jackknife]

Thanx for a nice post!

[RamsDixon]

Originally Posted by jsnd

Is that deductable do you think? Anyone here work for H&R Block?

I suppose you'd have to be able to prove they were for a business use, and depending on the auditor could probably get away with it.

But:

A judge ruled that an exotic dancer could write off her implants as deductions. They were ruled as stage props according to Reuters and ABCNews.

A Tax Court ruled that stripper Chesty Love could take a business deduction for these because they were not suitable for normal street wear! Reportedly they are 56 double F's See Below:

The specific IRS Letter Ruling about "professional sized" breast implants being ruled as a legal business expense deduction is IRS vs. Cynthia Hess (a.k.a. Chesty Love). The tax court judge ruled that IF the size of the breast implants was large enough that no girl would ordinarily get them for purely cosmetic reasons
(generally taken to mean larger than 1000cc), and that IF the girl worked in a business where larger breasts would have a positive effect on income (i.e. dancer, actress, model, even waitress), and that IF these breast implants were large enough in comparison to the girl's physique that they would pose more of a "burden" than a "benefit" in real life (i.e. big enough that guys spot them instantly from across the street) such that their only real value must be business related, that in such a case breast implants are an allowable business investment. As an independent contractor, you can deduct your own implants as a capital investment with a 3 year depreciation on Schedule C of the tax return.