What jobs see the most upskirts?

[PuffyNips]

I was pre-med in college and as such I had to do 300 hours of volunteer time in the ER at the university hospital. This was in New York City so we saw a fair share of really gruesome things. But there were also many cases of people coming for lesser reasons, like they were drunk, or had fallen and hurt something, or they had the flu and so on. For these people, the doctor would give them an IV to keep them hydrated and they'd usually stay with us all night until they felt better. After an hour or so, inevitably they had to pee. This is where I came in.

As the student volunteer, "pee duty" was one of my main chores. I'd give the guys a funny looking pitcher and they could go in there. For the women, it was trickier. They needed to use a bed pan. This meant I'd get them to sit up a little and lift their body a few inches while I slid the bed pan under them. To do this, I'd have to lift their hospital gown so I could get the bed pan in the right place. Every time I got a full view of naked pussy.

[PforPanchira]

I would say the IT guys they crawl under desks my friend who works as a computer technician even took some photos most are dark but there are some who you can really tell what color of panties they are wearing.

So even though I am not from the IT dept I would go crawling around pretending to be picking up things trying to check the cables etc.

Those guys would even have a bet about what color of panties would a particular girl be wearing for that day.

[mastophilus]

Originally Posted by PforPanchira

I would say the IT guys they crawl under desks ...

Yep, I can personally vouch for this, to a limited extent. Back in the mid-90s I worked part-time as a computer tech to help pay for college. The vast majority of my coworkers were female, but most of them were older (whereas I was only about 20) and didn't meet my, um, "threshold of hotness". If I were less picky I could have had probably dozens of stories of upskirting 45-65 year old overweight spinsters. This left me with the younger ones, who sadly didn't wear skirts as often and were actually interested in chatting and paying some modicum of attention to a guy near their own age. But if she's actually paying attention to me, how am I supposed to sneak an upskirt peek?

[fairydust4173]

Drawbridge work.

From experience...most drawbridges have grated decking to save weight. When working underneath the sidewalks in a downtown-type area, you can see the panties/pussy of.....say, 50% of the girls who walk by?

Sure, on many jobs you aren't near a sidewalk....but when you are...damn. As they say, when it rains, it pours!

Also: Theatrical audio engineering.

I have seen MANY girls/women in their underwear while attaching microphones and/or changing batteries. During a show, a wireless mic problem will often involve an entire hiking-up of all costumes revealing her in nothing but her underwear while you fiddle with the electronics. I will admit....some women had more "issues" than others....

[LASERBLUETDI]

Early 70's when I was about 20. My Company had a contract with the Government to maintain and repair office equipment. Sometimes it would be a faulty cord end or something else that required crawling under a desk or work station. Days of short skirts and an Air Conditioning system that would not keep up on hot days. A few girls would go commando. I would get a BONER and have to sit in front of a Machine and 'check it out' for proper operation(excuse), until my Boner would subside.

[johnwad]

Any cop that works traffic and stops cars on a regular basis sees daily up skirts. Most are probably accidental but many are obviously on purpose.

[Grant69]

I can't vouch for it, but in the 80s and early 90s, I worked as an air steward for one of the big international airlines, and this proved a perfect opportunity of seeing up many women's skirts.
As one of the few non-gay stewards, most of the women stewardesses weren't too concerned about showing what they had to me, so as well as the passengers, I got to see a lot from them too.
When we sat around on our breaks, most of the girls would sit with legs uncrossed, often with knees apart too, thus giving me great views. As most of you probably know, stewardesses for the most part wear stockings and not tights as these are more practical, so views were not only of inside thighs and underwear, but of stocking tops too. Delightful!
One of the best places to view underwear was in the staff cabin on long haul flights, where we could go to lay down for an hour or two. We used to take breaks two at a time and invariably the girl in the opposite bunk took off her dress so as not to crease it, giving me a great view of their bra, panties and stockings. I must admit on a lot of occasions I masturbated looking at what was on view but luckily, never got caught.
There were numerous occasions also when I got a good sighting up a passengers skirt, especially for some reason those in business or first class. Often legs were open when the women went to sleep and walking down the aisles was a great way of taking in the views. On a couple of occasions I saw a panty-less crotch and a shaved pussy but normally it was just a panty view upskirt.

[jackspar]

I wanted to do med school--didn't for many reasons, but wanted to. I aced the MCAT (like the SAT for doctors) and my college had me teach small groups of students how to do well, kind of like some sort of Kaplan course.

Lots of close calls so not the best job, but two girls I remember well. Both were super hot.

First was 5"8 or so, long straight red hair, blue eyes, fair complexion, skinny with smallish but firm breasts and a great ass. She was so ladylike in dresses and skirts, out of any student she never even came close to offering anything to an upskirt.

So imagine my surprise one day at the end of class when she asked me for help on some problem. She was wearing a cute pink blouse and white skirt. I looked at it, solved it, and wrote the answer in marker on the board. She stared at the question, then at my solution, then at the question, and while deep in thought popped her legs open offering me a view of her pink with white polka dots panties. Only ten seconds or so, but enough to put on a little show while she thought about it. Never again did she offer anything close, always so ladylike. Thanks tough question!

Other girl was 5"5. Little Jewish firecracker. Big eyes, long black hair, big breasts and ass but not fat, played sports. One day I get to class and she's front row already. I give a practice section to start--30 minutes, and sit down. My table was lower to the ground than their higher desks, and she was right in front of me, maybe two feet away. I brought a book and was reading and looked up and noticed her shorts were short. She had on a black tanktop and black and white shorts. Similar to the first as the test started she was thinking hard and opened her legs a little. Nothing crazy I figured, I wasn't peaking to not be obvious, but I did note the black and white pattern repeated, but then she moved her legs over, opened them some, and wait... there was some yellow. I looked at the hem of the shorts and realized, these weren't shorts but were an absurdly short skirt. She wiggled her legs a little more and exposed more of her panties--pink now. It was that the skirt was black with a white hem--really looked like shorts, and the top of the panties where white, then black. It seemed to match. Then the yellow, then the pink. I glanced the whole time over my book, she didn't realize that two feet away I was eye level with her open crotch, I could see all the movement of her gorgeous legs and her tight panties pressed against her crotch. I'll admit that post that practice test I had to give a shorter 15 minute question set and feign a phone call since I had well... business to attend to.

A few classes later she was sitting further back, this time in a light pink dress. She sat most of the class with her legs a little open giving views of her brighter pink panties.

Lastly, I also gave college tours. I was a sophomore at this time and the 'boss' was a junior girl. Gorgeous all american, long brown hair, flirtatious, killer body. You had to get there early to set up and see where to take people, who had what groups, etc.

One day I was checking some files in a small off room while the boss was doing similar along with another male worker. We were talking baseball when a female coworker--and best friends with the boss, comes in. She needed the computer and the room was cramped so the boss hops on the table next to the computer and draws her knees in. Did I mention she was wearing a navy blue dress? Realizing my chance for a peek I move around my male coworker to aid him, and my switch worked--I had a perfect view straight up her dress. She was so engrossed in conversation she didn't realize I was gazing into the promised land (hell looking over my male coworkers shoulder so if she turned, easy to make eye contact with him) and she talked for ten minutes or so. She had on tight gray panties that were wedged inside her, amazing camel toe. Perk of the job I guess.

[magnaebony]

Several years ago while in school, I worked weekends when football season wasn't going on at a full service gas station, one of the few left. There was a huge nightclub just down the street and the waitresses there work great skimpy outfits and were all pretty hot. I saw more naked pussy washing windshields than you can imagine, as well as many other bennies such as having a nice boob pulled out and offering me a squeeze for a gallon of gas to get to work. Also got several phone numbers of hot married women that I put to good use.

I really miss that place sometimes.

[mudhope]

Great forum, the topics are so...topical!
In my humble opinion, opportunities for upskirts and downblouses abound. It is particularly nice that girls/women are free to wear whatever they want, and a surprising number wear skirts and dresses these days. I like all aspects of women, but the voyeuristic aspect is my favorite.

So to stay on track, I think parking valets, and doormen at major hotels have the best jobs. Why? generally in metropolitan areas, with lots of tourists, and women dressed up for fancy functions, or maybe business - either way, there are lots of upskirt targets. I keep my eye out for opportunities to show off my wife, and she (mostly oblivious to my nefarious intentions) has often fallen prey to my schemes. Whenever we go out, I pay the extra few bucks to have the parking valet park our car. Not every valet is interested in peeking up dresses, but many are. You can immediately see when they are, as they leap to open the passenger door, even when they aren't taking that particular car. Then they "casually" hold the door open, seeming to look away, but you can see them angling their field of vision at just the right time to catch my wife as she swings her legs out of the car. Bingo, more often than not, my wife who usually tries to keep her knees sort of together as she exits and enters the car, still can't keep her legs from spreading at least a little, and her pretty panties are on display. She never wears stockings/pantyhose, so it is always a nice pantyshot.

In China (my wife is Chinese) the doormen are really blatant - in fact my wife has complained to me on occasion, and even once to the manager of a big hotel we stay at, in Hong Kong. (the manager just rolled his eyes, as behind her I just shrugged my shoulders....) I just tell her that she shouldn't worry too much, and it is hard to actually see much unless she is really careless, which I assure her she isn't...I'm such a liar! So we take taxis everywhere there, and every time we pull up to a hotel, or to a restaurant, the men in China are real horn-dogs. The percentage of doormen and parking valets that like to look is way up there, I'd say probably 80-90%. I really enjoy our trips to China, as my wife shows off her panties at least half the time she gets out of the taxi, despite her cute efforts at keeping her knees together, and/or pulling at the hem of her dress. Despite all this, she gets distracted enough that I see her spread her legs really wide on many occasions, and I can see the guy holding the door for her have a happy look on his face, and smirk at his buddies after, too. leaving her to manage all the bags from her shopping expeditions help, as she can't pull her skirt down or be extra careful when she is trying not to lose anything. I play the dumb husband, so they don't notice me at all. One time with friends, she had to scoot from one side of the back seat to the other, to get out. I was in the front, and I knew what was going to happen...Sure enough, my wife spread her legs wide several times while exiting the car, and there were THREE guys upskirting her, the taxi guy looking over his shoulder, and two parking valets, jostling for position to take a peek. My wife was so busy chatting with her uncle that she didn't notice that three strangers had just gotten a great look at her panties. (BTW, her panties range anywhere from nice cotton panties, bikini style, to really nice sheer lace...can't tell which ones she'll wear, but the guys don't seem to mind either type!)

A quick story about my ex-wife, who was in her early thirties when we got divorced. She also is Asian, and was a stunning professional woman, but who loved to wear short skirts and dresses - I guess it helped with her male clients! Anyway, she would drive this sports car to work every day, and occasionally I would go with her. I noticed this was a "full-service" garage, and the parking valets would park the cars for you. My ex would comment on how polite the valets were, "unfailingly" holding the door for her each time she came in or went out. No Sh** Sherlock, my ex wore skirts and dresses almost everyday, sometimes with pantyhose, usually not...I know for a fact she is not very careful, even when she thinks she is...I have no doubt the valets saw her panties just about every workday of the week!!

Anyway, lots of upskirt stories to tell, but this is about vocations, right?