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In the way that men rate women on a scale of one to ten for having the prettiest face, the best eyes, the best hair, the best body, the best rack, the best ass, the best legs, and/or possessing the best cocksucker skills, women rate men too. If you're a man, did you know that women rate you too? If you're a man, I bet you didn't know that women rate you too.

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How could you possibly know that when women are secretive and don't usually tell men what they do behind closed doors while having a glass of wine with other women. Indeed, if only just once to try it, in a lonely, horny, and/or drunken or high moment, most men would be surprised to know that their wives, girlfriends, and/or significant others have had lesbian sex in college or in their basement. For fear that men would ask women to have lesbian sex again while they watched, even if men asked women if they've had lesbian sex, few women would confess that they did and fewer women would tell men the lurid details. With most women not enjoying another woman licking their pussies, most women would rather have men lick her pussies.

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Top tier sex is reserved sex and only given to men who are usually the very best pussy lickers, although there are always exceptions to every rule. Just as men love having their cocks sucked, women love having their pussies licked. Something that most men don't know, no doubt, being how few men take the time to pleasure a woman by licking her pussy long enough for her to cum, is that women love having their pussies licked. Most men would rather have their cocks sucked than to lick women's pussies. Most men care only about their own sexual satisfaction. By being so sexual selfish, most men miss out on all the real fun of sex. Sadly, throughout their entire lives, most men will never go beyond level one or level two sex with a woman.

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A true statistic that was investigated and analyzed by the GAO, the general accounting offices of the government of the United States of America was commissioned under President Clinton. The research that the president undertook was at the insistence of Hillary Clinton as part of his penance for receiving a blowjob from Monica Lewinsky. Unfortunately the classified documents and their findings were not only never released but also they were never made public. Only after digging through the Library of Congress under stacks of Hustler magazines and Penthouse Forum volumes did I find the redacted documents. Sadly and unfortunately, the findings of the official GAO report are this. For every one thousand cocks sucked, there's only one pussy licked. Sadly and unfortunately, it's true. For once, money well spent, the government got it right.

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A true statistic, with Hilary Clinton not having had her pussy licked and her not sucking a cock in more than 40 years, Monica Lewinsky was the reason for the research. Even though Miss Lewinsky gave President Clinton a blowjob, he did nothing more than to fuck her pussy with his unlit cigar. Being that she was an attractive woman, especially with the sexy seduction of that bright, red lipstick in combination with that cute beret, I wonder if the president kissed her, French kissed her, and made out with her before pushing her to her knees. Lipstick on the dipstick, I wonder if President Clinton asked her to apply more red lipstick before she blew him. Being that she was a busty woman, I wonder if he even took the time to play with her tits and fondle her nipples while kissing her.

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If only he had licked her pussy instead of defiling her pussy with his cigar, this entire scandal may have been avoided. If only he had licked her pussy instead of allowing her to suck him, he never would have been exposed by the DNA evidence of his cum stain on her blue dress. A Rhodes Scholar attending Oxford, how stupid could he have been to have had sex with a lowly intern?

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Alas, if only he had licked Monica Lewinsky's pussy, he never would have been impeached. Sadly, if only he had licked her pussy instead of being done with her after ejaculating his semen in her mouth. If only he had licked her pussy instead of shooting cum down her chin and neck, and all over her blue dress, he may have achieved as high as level three sex with her instead of merely having to be sexually satisfied with level one sex. If only President Clinton had licked Monica Lewinsky's pussy, a knee jerk reaction instigated by the First Lady, the official investigation by the GAO comparing cock sucking to pussy licking never would have been authorized and a senate sub-committee never organized to begin the process of impeachment.

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Relegated to having level one sex for the rest of his life, President Clinton had no idea what he was missing by allowing Monica Lewinsky to suck him without him returning the oral favor. A long-term extramarital relationship, a dyed blonde, older version of Monica Lewinsky with her decorated with the same shade and full application of lipstick, he did attain level three sex with Jennifer Flowers. Perhaps because Monica was so young, he was happy to have only level one sex with her. If only he thought more of her sexual satisfaction than he did of his own, he may have been promoted to a level two sex status. Or, in the way he attained level three sex with Ms. Flowers, being that he was the sitting President of the United States of America, he may have attained level three sex status with Monica too.

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Alas, if only he had licked her pussy, none of this would have been made public. If only he had licked her pussy instead of allowing her to suck his cock, surely, with no physical evidence to examine and to prove that they had sex, all of this would have been he said, she said. Alas, not to be, it is what it is and what's done is done. Bravo for Hillary for forcing her husband to have the GAO compile the information that analyzed cock sucking to pussy licking. Had it not been for Hillary, the first hint to men that there is more to sex than women sucking their cocks, men may have not had any inkling that there are five levels of sex.

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Level five sex also known as top tier sex is the highest sexual intimacy that a woman can bestow on a man or a woman and that a man or a woman can receive from a woman. Level five, top tier sex, is the gold medal of sex. As far as women are concerned, level five, top tier sex is the Congressional Medal of Honor, the Medal of Freedom, and/or the Nobel Prize of sex.