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If she is still game, have a good time with this. Pick out a variety of whips, study each one and let her handle them. Throw a crop in the cart and ask her if she likes any others. If she chooses one, bonus, get it too. Say something like, "We are going to have so much fun tonight," and grab her hand and give it a squeeze.

After asking her if there is anything else the two of you need head to the checkout.

Once there, you spy the batteries as you wait and grab a few 9-volts incase things are going well later and you want to juice her tit or pussy piercings up a bit.

After you have put all of your new treasures on the belt for the checker, put your arm around your girl and pull her in close. You will probably be able to feel her heart racing as she sees all of her torment lying their together and realizes the checkout girl just figured out what is up. If your girl stands up straight and clearly is enjoying the fact that you both have been 'found out', you are in for a very long night of living out many of your deep, dark fantasies with her that you have been beating off to for awhile now.

Pay and grab all of the bags. The crop won't fit into the bag so hand it to her as you make your way out of the store. If she carries it in one hand and grabs your hand with the other, you are going to have a lot of fun later and she is ready, willing and able to do this.

If she takes the crop and starts smacking it against the palm of her own hand as you two exit the store, you have just created a monster.

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Question..why do they call it Muff diving?

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just a few

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to keep the thread alive

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Some, not all but some, women are toxic to your health, the trick is to figure the good from the bad
and some men are angry about everything, the trick is to figure the sensible from the senseless, but when these two negatives are together, only bad things can happen

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It was a typical weekend, a busy week for me and the Missus, and we are out at a local watering hole. A group of guys, the youngest about 18 to 20 years old, were sitting at a table arguing. Two of the guys appeared to be in their mid to late 20's, and for some reason, the hairs on the back of my neck would stand strait up when I saw them.
This is the instinct I listen to without question

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From the loud conversation, I could figure out several things
1) the older guy and one of the younger guys were family
2) these four guys go around putting on wresting shows for a living
3) a woman that was with them, a not very attractive dirty blond plump lady poured into jeans two sizes too small with a halter top on was with one of the two guys I did not take a liking to
4) drama was gonna start now that the beer is flowing
5) Not my problem, I had my beautiful woman who I was paying full attention to, let the bouncer, an off duty deputy, handle it

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As the night went on, our merry band broke off and that left one of the bigger, rougher looking guys and his not so happy girl, so his friend decided that he would try his luck with the locals, but the fish in this lake were not biting

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Striking out with all the servers and young locals, he seemed to prowl the bar and settled in the corner by the bathrooms
I watched carefully as my sweet woman went to the rest room area, rose when he said something to her, but sat back down as a humiliating laugh escaped her lips
Face flushed, he turned around from her

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Smirking, she returned to the table
"What did he say to you?" I asked, ready to beat the hell out of him.
"Oh nothing really, he told me he was a professional wrestler. I said "and here I thought you were just a professional jackoff"
looking back over to the corner where he was I saw he had one of the more mild and meek women kind of cornered, and she was looking very uncomfortable.
The deputy moved out from the door and has headed that way, good eye.