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[bbgapril]

Oh, good. The little old lady's gone. Look! Those guys are moving the blood pressure station to over by the vitamins. Hmmm. Makes more sense and a lot less dangerous, too. We're back here because we didn't buy any lube. But you might and it won't hurt anything to have some nearby, just in case. Well, there's Astroglide, Durex, KY warming gel...You put a drop or two on her nipples or her clit and it warms when you blow gently on it. Oh, you like that idea? Fine. Any more? Yeah, a plain one might be a good idea, too.

Yes, I know these are hairbrushes. Right now they are, but tonight they'll be sex toys. If she's a little kinky, you can spank her with one. Really kinky and the handle could be used in all sorts of ways. You're so cute when you blush. And if she's not, brushing her hair is a great form of foreplay. It's okay if it's pink. Girls like pink.

Move down just a little farther and we're at our next stop. Head bands and hair ribbons. Yes, I know, she's not twelve. There are a lot more creative ways to use some ribbons. Trail the ends over her bare skin. Tie her up. And see, the headbands are stretchy. Wrap it a couple of times around her wrists. It would make a blindfold or maybe she'll want you helpless on the bed... Well, I'm sure you two will be able to think of something when the time comes. They're hair decorations. Girls fasten them to strands of their hair. Think about where else they might be feel good to be clamped to. You're thinking of some places right now, aren't you? I can tell.

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Candles will be nice. Let's go there next. Because candles are romantic. Candlelight is flattering to a woman's skin and they smell good. Those two are fine. Pick out two holders to put them on. No, you can't just use a couple of beer coasters. Because they could catch something on fire. A candle is romantic. An uncontrolled fire is not.

A quick stop at the sporting goods section. Look around you. Maybe a ping pong paddle. No? They bring back memories of visits to the junior high school principal's office? Ick! That's not the thought you want running through your head tonight. We'll skip the paddles. Anything else around here you like? Okay, we'll just move on.

Still have the same sized bed? Because we're going to buy you some new sheets. They are not perfectly fine. Your mother got them at an outlet store for you when you were ten. They're not cool and retro. They're misprints. They say STAR TERK for heaven's sake. They don't say you're a guy with a sense of humor. They say you're a pathetic loser who just moved from his mom's basement. Get new ones! At least 300 count. They're silkier and much nicer to sleep on. The higher the number, the better. Yes. They're scratchy and they smell funny right now. Be sure you wash them as soon as you get home.

[bbgapril]

Stop looking at your watch. We've got plenty of time and we're almost done.

Yes, I know you don't have a dog. We're looking at these collars. This one would fit nicely around her neck, or maybe yours, and you could pretend. A little submission game. Naked, a collar with a long ribbon tied from it to... Uh huh. So? Which one? Oh, both of them. Okay. I won't even ask what you're seeing in that head of yours.

The produce section is next. You're not hungry? Your appetite for strawberries may increase when you're eating them one by one from her naked body. Or she's feeding them to you. Hey! One box is plenty. We have some other things to get. What else? Well, whipped cream is a classic. Over in the dairy case. I like the kind in the blue can. Stop by here and pick up a bottle of chocolate syrup. Special Dark's my favorite. Why? It's less sweet, more intense flavor. Sure. You can get both kinds. But, be careful. A little chocolate drizzle goes a long way. And can be very messy.

That reminds me. Clean towels? Because she might want to take a shower after the food play. That's why. Okay. It's back to the Domestics Department. Because all women dream, without much real hope, that you guys can be domesticated one day and they want to be ready. A pair of the biggest ones and a couple of those smaller ones. A Display of body wash. Good. Pick one. Because she likes things that smell "girly". You don't have to use it. You can stick with the bar that's been in your shower for ... No, don't tell me how old that nasty little sliver of soap is.

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Last stop and then we'll check out. Champagne. Always a good idea. I like these two, but pick whichever you like. Two champagne flutes. No, you're not going to drink this delicious champagne out of your Batman jelly jar mugs. Because you're trying to impress her, not your friends from the He Man Woman Haters Club. Oh, don't drink all of the champagne. Save a little. Hold a tiny sip in your mouth when you kiss here there. The bubbles explode against her. Yeah, she'll like it. Wow! Ask her to do the same for you. Not too much and not too vigorously. It foams like crazy. No, I'm not going to tell you any details. That's private. You'll find out how it feels for yourself tonight.

Get in line. We're at the check out. They're all the same. Oh, pick another aisle. Quick. That's Virgil. He comments on every single thing in your cart. It'll take forever to get through and you're going to be cutting it close. I didn't plan on that little detour through the manager's office.

Here. Unload the cart while I look for....Oh, yes. Here they are. A box of Altoids and a little bag of red hots. What are they for? Besides the obvious answer of eating and freshening your breath, you mean? Remember what I told you about the bubbles in the champagne? Well, imagine a cooling sensation, or her mouth even warmer. Yeah, that's it. Pay for this stuff and you're ready to go. Have a great evening.

Oh, hand me that box of Spiral condoms. They're mine.

[bbgapril]

How To Make Her Beg To Be Tied Up And Tied Down
bygarcher27©

You have already done the work of letting her know, in a subtle, sexy way, that she would look great tied up and tied down and how much it would turn you on to see her that way and be the one that does it to her for the first time. You have already assured her that you would be so turned on you would so make it worth her while. She has agreed to do this for you, but you hear the hesitation in her voice. Knowing that it will be much more fun for you if she is almost as engaged at the idea of her immobile, tormented and tortured as you are, you must have a plan to get her in the mood.

Step One: Ask her to spend the night with you at a hotel. Neutral ground. Tell her to pack her idea of sexy lingerie and high heels, in black if possible. If you actually get as far as the hotel room and see her dressed in her idea of sexy clothes and ready for bondage you are not really going to care what her idea of sexy is. Don't be picky yet. Save that for the next go around.

[bbgapril]

Step Two: Tell her what time you will pick her up and be on time when you show up at her house. When you pick her up, be very patient and attentive. She is very nervous and is trying to not let you know that. When she is ready to go, grab her face in both of your hands and give her the biggest tongue kiss of her life, look straight in her eyes and say, " I am so happy you are doing this for me."

Step Three: Take her to a bar immediately for one or two cocktails to loosen her up. Say something like, "It was so hot working outside today. I really feel like a cold beer." Or, "Do you want to stop off for a drink before we go shopping?" She is going to be nervous and be receptive to one depending on what kind of woman you are hoping to torture.

[bbgapril]

While at the bar, focus only on her and be a total gentleman. Your cum filled balls depend on it! Flirt, kiss her, and give her the 'I want to fuck you' eyes. After one or two cocktails, lean in close to her and grab her hair from the underneath at the back of her head, and kiss her deep and say something like "Are you ready to go Beautiful?" Or if she is basically a dirty girl, "You're making my cock so fucking hard. Are you ready to go?"

If she leaves the bar with you at that point, you probably have it made. Now all you have to do is play your last mood-setting card and she will be begging for your sick mind to take her to places she has never been.

Step Four: Drive to the local farm supply store. Watch the confusion in her face as your park your vehicle in the parking lot. Say something like, "We need to pick up a few things." Face her directly and look at her with a sexy, mysterious look.

Take her inside and let the games begin! Grab a cart and push it around confidently. Start her out small by going to the Home aisle and picking out a few candles. Make sure to let her smell them all like you are interested in her opinion of the scent even though you are looking more at the color and imagining dripping the hot, molten wax on her abused tits and pussy later and what is going to look good on the pics you hope she approves of you taking. This is where compromise comes in. Let her have her way if it is going to suit your plans, otherwise try to sway her choice by saying how much you like the scent of the candle you really want by playing to like the scent soooooo much. She is eager to please and you will win.

[bbgapril]

Next take her and the cart to the automotive aisle. Show her the rack of rolled chains on the wall. Say, "Pick one out." Watch her blush and walk up to them very curious and touch each one.

Once she says, "This one," call the store staff over to assist you. When they come to help you make sure to say, "We need four, six feet chains please sir." The guy who works there will not be stupid, he has seen this before and he can see the knowing looks pass between the two of you. It will be a toss up as to who will be more embarrassed, your girl or the worker. But it will be fun for you.

Next aisle, dog and cat collars. You need one leather dog collar and four leather cat collars. She stands there, uncomfortable, as you look at the dog collars. You pick one up and wrap it around itself to see its size as you instinctively look at her neck to see if it will be a fit. Her face turns red and for reasons unknown to her, her pussy moistens as she realizes what you are doing. You find one you think will work and grab four cat collars that will fit her skinny wrists and ankles.

On to the Hardware aisle, toss a couple packs of small padlocks in the cart without breaking stride. You are on a roll and the lust and curiosity in her eyes start to make your cock twitch. Throw a couple of quick links and eyehooks in the cart and smile big at her.

If she has touched your arm, belt loop, started to sweat or you have heard her trying to slow her breathing you have her right where you want her. She is going to be naked and bound on that cheap hotel bed in no time!

Just for fun throw a cheap plastic tarp in. You may or may not use it, although, it may come in handy for that hot, dripping wax. But they are only a few bucks and you'll get a kick out of watching her try to figure out what is for.

[Erador]

Originally Posted by bbgapril

Shopping for Sex Toys at Walmart
byglynndah©

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know you'd never be caught shopping at the Evil Empire, but this is an emergency. The closest adult toy store is hours away and your date isn't. Besides, I think they're still picketing and you've already said you're scared of those church ladies. And, yes, you could have ordered some real playthings from Lit or Amazon or wherever, but you forgot, didn't you? So, it's here or Home Depot. Yes, that was just a joke... Although I can think of some interesting possibilities .... Maybe later.

So, grab a cart and let's go. Not that one. It's got a wockity wheel. Try that one. Much better.

No, they're not doing community service. They're called greeters. They're supposed to make you feel welcome. And to look out for big screen TVs shoved down your pants. Come on.

Very funny!

[bbgapril]

Go to the sporting goods aisle and grab some fishing weights and line. Make sure to pick up the smallest weights, pause, pretending to think about it and put them back on the shelf and grab much heavier ones.

If you are really feeling randy, get some live bait. Nothing like new uncharted sex territory and the thought of live worms to mind fuck a girl. Besides you can use them when you go fishing this weekend with your buddies.

Lean down to her and give her a reassuring kiss on the forehead to make up for screwing with her even though she doesn't know you were.

Back to the Home department again. Locate the laundry line and grab a pack. The clothespins should be right there. Grab a big bag of the old fashioned wooden kind. When she says wide eyed, "What are those for?" Smile an evil smile and giggle.

On your way out of the Home department grab an extendable shower curtain rod. You may need to use it as a spreader bar or want to put in her pussy once she is bound.

Saving the best for last, make your way to the equine aisle. Note the look on her face as she sees all of the whips. If she starts to cry, leave the cart and get out of there with her as fast as you can. She is not the girl for you.