I love you, funny face!

[Ghost In Oblivion]

1. Caught red handed trying to sneak a crotch shot...Jimmy the voyeur wasn't anticipating a one eyed sleeper.
2. "She came in throoough the bathrooom windoooow" (Beatles fans know what I mean)
3. HISS! "I am The Devil! I am Satan! See my horns and glowing red eyes! Worship me, you puny humans!" (More cute than frightening)
4. The worst/best thing about technology is that Jimmy the voyeur always seems to have a camera handy at the worst/best times.
5. The Livingroom Nude Olympics is a big deal in the midwest.
6. Jimmy throws sand at his friend's big sister. Big sister moves to avoid getting hit. Jimmy has a camera ready. Crotch shot!
7. Sara Maclachlan's newest hit..."Your cock...is better than ice cream. "
8. Is she about to suck a rock hard cock or a cock hard rock?

[unshyguy]

[Ghost In Oblivion]

Coeds have come home and found a roommate has borrowed clothes, but when one finds a roomate in her lingerie drawer, well...
Lucy's got some 'splainin' to do.

[Ghost In Oblivion]

So the brunette poses with a blond and says...

1. "This is my BFF, Gina. I just love her! We share EVERYTHING!"

2. "Of course she never shares any of her chocolate with me."

3. "But she's happy to share her boyfriends...and the boyfriends seem happy about that too! "

[Ghost In Oblivion]

So a cute French Milf goes to bed...

1. "Oh great God of OCC...I worship you! Please grant that I can replace Sexxygurl as the OCC One Click Chick."

2. "YOU'RE NOT WORTHY!"

3. "Wow...Alex doesn't say much, but when he speaks, people around here listen!"

[Ghost In Oblivion]

1. "YOU are a dickhead! That's all you are...and all you'll ever be!" ( A dickhead ought to know his place)

2. Just say no to vampires.

3. If you are the guy using cheesy limes to pick up these two MILFs...this gesture is either a very good or a very bad sign. Probably bad.

4. Nymphos (sometimes) get lonely and desperate too.

5. After getting too drunk at the after prom party, Nancy finally started to wake up when she felt what seemed like a pleasant warm rain...

[Ghost In Oblivion]

There's a new female pheromone product out that's like catnip to lesbians. It's manufactured by Vandelay Industries and it's called "Pussimone." Here are just some of it's possible applications...

1. Smear a little "Pussimone" on your bathtowel...
2. It's guaranteed to get you wet all over again!
3. Use "Pussimone" as a toothpaste. You're mouth will tingle with its clean, refreshing, erotic taste.
4. Spray "Pussimone" all around the house for good health. Researchers say a constant state of arrousal is good for your heart.
5. Unfortunately, if you're a lesbian, "Pussimone" is not recommended for use around males. It attracts them like flies.

So go out and get a gallon of "Pussimone" today!
From the good folks at Vandelay Industries

[wildfire54]

Originally Posted by Ghost In Oblivion

There's a new female pheromone product out that's like catnip to lesbians. It's manufactured by Vandelay Industries and it's called "Pussimone." Here are just some of it's possible applications...

1. Smear a little "Pussimone" on your bathtowel...
2. It's guaranteed to get you wet all over again!
3. Use "Pussimone" as a toothpaste. You're mouth will tingle with its clean, refreshing, erotic taste.
4. Spray "Pussimone" all around the house for good health. Researchers say a constant state of arrousal is good for your heart.
5. Unfortunately, if you're a lesbian, "Pussimone" is not recommended for use around males. It attracts them like flies.

So go out and get a gallon of "Pussimone" today!
From the good folks at Vandelay Industries

I love this concept.Very funny.

[Ghost In Oblivion]

Did I ever tell you guys about the amazing night I had about nine months ago?

[Ghost In Oblivion]

Everyone loves this French sex goddess...here's some fun moments from her amateur porn career.

1. "OK...I give you ten pictures, but only nine jokes...because this isn't so funny...unless you see the joke...keep looking..."
2. "Fuck you? No...fuck me!"
3. " I think this picture is very ironic."
4. "When my boyfriend said he wanted to 'take a tumble with me' I really thought he wanted to fuck!"
5. "Hmmm...I should have spread my legs a little wider..." ( We are always our own worst critics)
6."What do I have in my hand? Nothing! No, I wasn't masturbating...I swear!" (Her nose is growing)
7."Now where did it I put that spoon? I had it before I sat down to talk on the phone..."
8."I just love the 70s!"
9. What goes on here?
10. "Ghost in Oblivion has inhabited my body... and he intends to fully enjoy himself!" (If I were her, I'd wanna fuck myself)