my favs

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The cook prepared one of my favorite meals, and it will sound weird to some of you, but try it some time and find out for yourself

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Ground steak baked with brown sugar and tomato paste on top, mashed potatoes (real not fake) Nacho chips fresh from the oven covered in white Provel and cheddar cheeses and for desert a three layer chocolate cake.
They took three chocolate cakes and the first layer was dark sweet cherries, the second was whipped cream, and powdered sugar on top.

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One of my presents was a bottle of cherry vodka....after a few drinks I remembered why I do not drink vodka and went back to rum

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So I ate, and drank, and noticed after a while that my wife was nowhere to be found

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One of my friends came up to me and explained she went home and he was to give me a ride back when the bar closes. I went with it.

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On the way back to my house, we saw a young lady on a moped and an open bed truck pulled over to the side of the road. There was a lot of yelling going on.
She was a twenty something brunet who was cute as a button up close except for one thing, she had a large shiner on her right cheek.

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As I approached and saw the injury, my initial thought was she got hit by the guy driving the truck.
My buddy soon got down to the heart of the matter.
A rock had flown off the back of the truck and hit her in the face.
The only markings on the truck was a sign on the back that said "We don't pay for windshields, stay back 500 feet"

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Talking with this idiot was not working and the Sheriff's Deputy was another fifteen minutes out as he cussed this poor girl out and attempted to get back into his truck.
My buddy grabbed him to keep him from doing that when a second guy came around the other side of the truck carrying a pipe.

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I began to square off with him, but the young lady had enough. She kicked him solidly between the legs so hard I felt it myself, and as he rolled on the ground holding what was left of his pride, the Officer finally showed up.

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The delay in getting home was not the best thing to happen, but not the worse, and my buddy got a date out of the deal. good guys 1, idiots 0