I love you, funny face!

[wildfire54]

Yep.

1."Cancel my...pant. 3:30 meeting...grunt.And call my husband....ahhhhh. And tell him I'm running late."

2.Mrs. Phills's 'naked airplane' imitation was definitely the hit of the office party.

3.Having explored the area thoroughly. The two EPA officials finally found the source of the oil leak.

4."Oh,I'm sorry,Honey.I have to cancel our lovemaking session tonight.My boss has another client he wants me to impress.You don't mind do you?"

[wildfire54]

Sometimes things just go wrong.

1."Oh,thank god.Your only the maintenance man. I thought you might be a burglar."

2.The photographer had to admit it was the best 'wardrobe malfunction' picture he'd ever had the privilege of taking.

3.Bill was seriously wondering if his wife was gradually losing interest in him.

4."You have to be more careful,Mam.This is the third time this week you've called the Fire Department about an impaled object."

[wildfire54]

Another typical Wednesday that isn't typical...

1."It's harder to play our version of Ring toss if you can't get it up,Steven."

2."I think the left one does weigh more.Could you check it for me?"

3."You see,dammit. I told you your car keys weren't in there."

4."Seriously,Sweetheart. What gives you the impression I'm cheating on you?"

5."I understand you have a job to do,officer. But couldn't we do the strip search in some place a little more private?"

[Ghost In Oblivion]

1. " Fear of Facials" or FAF is a complicated disease that affects thousands of American women every year.
2. To help find a cure for FAF please send as much money as you can...to me...tonight...I'll see what I can do to help those poor women.
3. No, this isn't the "Girls Caught Peeing" thread...this is the "Pissed Off Wife Is Just About To Break That Fuggin' Camera" thread.
4. Aargh! Be ye an unimaginative sea farin' man? Then ye might be sayin' somethin' cliche like : "Thar she blows!"
5. Say what you want about pink teddy bears...but they get a lot more pussy than you do.
6. Hey...Hay...HAY! Get it?
7. Ken's father owns a major league baseball team. He gets all the doubleheaders scheduled that he wants.
8. When your wife is a gynocologist you usually don't think twice when you visit her office and see her hands up another woman's skirt...
9. ...OK...Time to think twice!

[Ghost In Oblivion]

1. How many couples do yiu see? This is how sex looks after a head injury.
2. When a woman marries a jealous knife shop owner...or...who needs a chastity belt?
3. A new study...too many facials makes your eyebrows grow in thick.
4. If you're the guy who just facialized her and she's about to sneeze...you might want to stand back...or get a bit of your own medicine.
5. The Beverly Hills Cum Diet has many more enthusiastic fans than the g****fruit diet had.

[kayser05]

the thread that brings a smile thanks

[Ghost In Oblivion]

1. Making faces at the ball really helps your return vollies go where you want them. The goofier expression the better.
2. Of course when your tampon slips out in the middle of play...a goofy face is assured.
3. Her volly is sure to be accurate.
4. VERY accurate.
5. "Whoa, dude...who put the acid in my Gatorade?"
6. Sara Errani makes a lot of funny faces when she plays...
7. "You laugha my face? You no laugha Italiano player...I fixa you good!"
8 Sara stews for a while at your insulting behavior.
9. Then she decides what to do...and lets out a wild growl..
10. "I'm a gonna manja your girlfriend!"

[Ghost In Oblivion]

1. Even during his swinger days Gridiron George was always acting as "Head" Coach. (Or...behind every woman giving head there's a fat guy watching. Fortunately this is hardly ever true.)

2. "Emily...If we're going to catch the pantie thief we need the proper bait." ( Joe was a master baiter.)

3. No one likes a sand martyr.

4. Two thirds of this picture is erotic...one third disturbing...you decide what's what.

[wildfire54]

Yes it is.

1."Damn,Molly.Your bush was a little thicker than I thought."

2.Cheryl couldn't quite put her finger on it.But there was something strange about the new cat her husband had bought.

3.Joe wasn't sure just what the carjacker wanted.But he had a feeling it wouldn't be so bad.

[Ghost In Oblivion]

1 " Honestly, I only slept with 5 men before I met you... but you're the only man I ever truly loved. "

2. "I was a widdle drunk tonight and I shlept with 2 of your friendsh...shorry!"

3. " You have 1 hour to pack your shit and get out of this apartment, asshole!"