Divorce Court - Page 33

bigi442000 · #**321** 08-06-2009, 10:45 AM

Lawyer: So let me get this straight. You intentionally married a lesbian?

Husband: Well, it seemed like a good idea at the time.

bigi442000 · #**322** 08-06-2009, 10:58 AM

In this case Mr Vaughn could not find a job. When confronted by his wife one day, she told him he was a lazy idiot. His response was: "That's why no one will hire me. I'm a lazy idiot."

bigi442000 · #**323** 08-06-2009, 11:10 AM

Mrs Beeber states that her husband simply would not talk to her family. Mr Beeber counters by giving examples of the many subjects he used to discuss with her father at family get togethers: architecture (It's as cold as the bricks on the Kremlin); anthropology (It's as cold as an Eskimo's ass); sculpture (It's as cold as the balls on a brass monkey); sociology (It's as cold as a step mother's kiss); theology (It's colder than hell); the occult (It's as cold as a witch's tit).

The divorce is granted.

ejory2000 · #**324** 08-06-2009, 01:59 PM

Love the thread! So glad it's back. Thanks Bigi

norwood · #**325** 08-06-2009, 04:06 PM

The best thread on the site!!!

stoplight101 · #**326** 08-11-2009, 06:15 PM

KEEP IT COMING!

dfwcpl21 · #**327** 08-16-2009, 01:26 AM

Thanks for sharing!

al81 · #**328** 08-16-2009, 03:04 AM

good thread!

kayser05 · #**329** 08-16-2009, 09:23 AM

thanks and welcome back

bigi442000 · #**330** 10-10-2009, 11:27 PM

Mr. Hutchinson was ecstatic with his new mail order bride. Then someone sent him the photos from Slovakia.

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