my favs

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Ah, its the circle of life

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Catin - in France, this is a bad word that means prostitute. In Louisiana it is not a curse word. In Cajun French, it simply means doll as in my baby doll or my beatiful girl. Cajuns often sing about their Jolie Catin. Jolie meaning pretty and Catin meaning doll.

Galette - This is a Cajun curse word for female genitalia. In France, a "galette des Rois" is a King cake.

C'est sa Couillon - Cajun phrase calling someone a fool "It is a fool".

Cocotte - This is a Cajun swear word for female genitalia

tortue - This is a Cajun cuss word for female genitalia, literally a turtle, implying that the female anatomy will snap at a man's private parts

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aborder - This is a Cajun word for intercourse , literally meaning to "to bump into"

la pelote - Canadian for female genitalia. This is not a cuss word in the Cajun French language. In Cajun, this is usually a game of baseball, football or soccer

bibitte - This is a Cajun French curse term for male genitalia , in Canada this is not a cuss word and means roaches or insects

tchew - This is a Cajun French cuss word for a person's rear end.

Embrasse moi tchew - This is a Cajun swear phrase meaning "Kiss my Ass .

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Cowan - This is a Cajun cuss word meaning female genitalia, they have a lot of words for this.

Pic kee toi - This is a Cajun swear phrase meaning "fuck you" .

Beck moi tchew - This is a Cajun French curse phrase meaning "Bite my ass

Feet pue tan - These are Louisiana Cajun cuss words that mean something to the effect of "You goddamn son of a b*tch".

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Bon rien---a good for nothing man, a lazy man

Bonne a rienne--a good for nothing woman, a woman who sleeps around

Merde - This is a Louisiana Cajun swear word for shit

Voila merde - This is a Cajun French phrase meaning "Go to shit"

Tuat t'en grosse bueche - This is a Cajun French phrase meaning "You have a big mouth". In other words, shut your mouth.

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'nuff said

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The guys were all at deer hunting camp. No one wanted to room with Bob because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they agreed to take turns.

The first guy slept with Bob and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. They said, "Man, what happened to you?"

He said, "Bob snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night."

The next night it was a different guy's turn. In the morning, same thing, hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot. They said, "Man, what happened to you?

You look awful!" He said, "Man, that Bob shakes the roof with his snoring. I watched him all night."

The third night was Fred's turn. Fred was a tanned, older cowboy -- a man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. "Good morning!" he said. They couldn't believe it. They said, "Man, what happened?"

He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Bob into bed, patted him on the butt, and kissed him good night. Bob sat up and watched me all night."

With age comes wisdom. There are some advantages to growing older.

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Knock Knock

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Who's there?

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