Urban Pictionary - Page 3

**dognheat** · #21 07-24-2009, 01:39 AM

Mammorandum: A paper reproduction of a co-worker's photocopied boobs.

I asked the new associates to wear button-down shirts so the copy center could prepare their mammorandums.

Judy asked me to hold this mammorandum in strict confidence, but I think the whole office ought to know.

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master02 · #22 07-27-2009, 02:33 AM

very funny !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**dognheat** · #23 08-13-2009, 03:06 PM

Diddle: female masturbation done only with the fingers

After Tom Brady gave me a mammograph, I immediately snuck into a janitor's closet to diddle.

Father, forgive me for my sins, for this week I diddled 16 times, and I took great pleasure in fingering my ass too.

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21 Scrum-diddly-icious pictures in the attached ZIP.

repent2 · #24 08-13-2009, 05:15 PM

The pics of the breasts on the xerox machine are fantastic. I have looked for a thread here, or anywhere, with scans of photocopies of women sitting on copy machines. I can never seem to find them. They must exist. They must!

Great idea for a thread.

bl33dy · #25 08-13-2009, 05:54 PM

after a shitty day at work, this thread brought me a much needed LLLLOOOOOLLLLLL!!
i laughed so godamned hard............PLEASE keep up the good work!

**dognheat** · #26 08-15-2009, 10:44 AM

Promblem: Any problem associated with the prom.

Daughter: "OMG, Mom, you can see my thong right through my dress!"
Mom: "That's no promblem, just take off your thong & have fun tonight!"

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Do you think it's a promblem if my boob pops out of my dress every time I pose for a picture?

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While some drinking is ok before prom, too much can cause promblems, like falling down or loss of inhibitions!

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bl33dy · #27 08-17-2009, 05:11 PM

more, more!!

**dognheat** · #28 08-23-2009, 10:13 PM

Cheerleader Effect: Occurs when a group of women look hotter and sexier together than they are when are seen individually. This phenomenon is more pronounced when one or more of the girls are flashing.

I was ready to give that blond throat babies, but now that I've talked to her one-on-one, I wouldn't lend her my Arabian Goggles!

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**dognheat** · #29 08-28-2009, 04:48 PM

Surprise Buttsecks: To make an unannounced transfer from the pink to the brown during vigorous intercourse.

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Amy: Jessica, I couldn't tell if you were getting the best lovin' of your life or a root canal last night! Were those screams of pleasure or pain?
Jessica: [blushing] Both. Dognheat gave me surprise buttsecks last night! And I can't believe you heard me, because we were in the car!

bigtunaman · #30 08-28-2009, 10:36 PM

Cool thread!

Tuna

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