DIRTIEST PLACE YOU’VE HAD SEX

[goodguy30]

Ok number two

I had been dating this hot little blond for about 2 months she was the ex of a friend of mine, I was 21 living at home at the time. One Saturday she said we should go to one of our mutual friends houses all drink and spend the night there. It was a tiny run down dirty house the couple lived there with one of their parents. We werent there long we all started drinking and my girl said she was ready for bed. So we decided to sleep in the couples room and they were going to sleep in the living room. We get in there and it is a total wreck food all over smelly clothes everywhere trash ect ect. The bed was a full size and looked like and smelled like the sheets had never been washed. I really didnt wanna even lay down but my girl started getting naked told me to lay down. She started sucking my cock and we got into a 69 I made her cum hard on my face. She put a rubber on me and i got on top of her and fucked her until I came. It didn't take long lol She wanted more. I was fine with that my dick stayed hard. so I took the condom off wiped my dick off on the bed sheets and put another one on. She got on top of me and rode me hard she got off of me and laid down told me to eat her pussy so she could cum. She did I got on top of her again and pounded it (or thought I was lol) until I came again. I rolled off her and not two minutes later she said we need to talk. She told me she wanted to break up because of my dick size basicly but still be friends hoped i wasnt mad ect. She had planned on breaking up with me that night thats why she set it up for us to go to our friends house. They knew it too. Anyway i woke up the next morning and she was sucking my cock i put her ontop of me in a 69 again and let her cum on my face she jacked me off onto her tits and face.

We stayed in contact mostly until I got married then didn't.


A few years later she started working at the same place my wife did... she told my wife how big of a mistake she made breaking up with me and that she shoulda married me, how great of a guy I was ect. They became friends, she would visit and such and me and her became good friends again as well.

After a few years we were both in kinda crazy spots she was single and my wife had gave me a hall pass.. I wanted to use it with her, so I started hitting on her texting ect. It was going good we both agreed to try to hook up she wanted me to eat her and make her cum, she didnt have her dildo cause she had to move back in with her parents. (a different funny story about her dildo and moving) so she said she really needed to cum on a regular basis, she sent me some naughty pics ect. Talked about how to get her here to my house without anyone knowing ect how we were gonna fuck and such, she did tell me during that time I was only one of two guys that ever made her cum by eating her. She loved that. both agreed on no condoms ect this time.

But then she was involved in a wreck before it happened. She got back with her former bf and they go married. I still see her at church some and we hug and talk to each other like crazy.

[Agers]

I can say the dirtiest place I’ve had sex in would be a Men’s Bathhouse in Edmonton. It wasn’t dirty because it unclean but because as soon as the person at the desk toured us around and showed us our Private Captain’s Room we rented, every guy was staring and you could seen the pure raw sexual energy of the place! No flirting or chat needed, just a look and a nod and the sex would commence! 🤭

[DJS1985]

Years ago I had a friend who had a sister named Louise that was plump and had scraggly red hair, she wasn’t what you would call the best looking girl in the world, so a lot of boys wasn’t to interested in her. I however would pay attention to her which she absolutely loved, and she developed a big crush on me because of the attention I would give her. One time me and her was walking down a alley not far from her house, and there was an old run down vacant house with a garage in the back with no door on it, the garage had a dirty old mattress in it and was also really nasty on the inside besides that. Louise looked at me and took my hand taking me inside the garage, and she started kissing me and being touchy feely. A couple of minutes later she said that I could with her if I wanted too, we both ended up butt naked and on the dirty mattress in the nasty garage. I fucked the hell out of her until I cum in her then pulled out of her. After I pulled out she cleaned me with her mouth which got me hard again, and we fucked a second time on the dirty mattress, but only that time we felt something falling and crawling on us, and had actually seen a rat, but the rat wasn’t the something that was crawling on us, it was cockroaches. Me and her got up putting our clothes back on then we got the hell out of that nasty garage not ever going back into it. That was the dirtiest place I had ever had sex lol.

[karlhein]

Was having affair with co worker. We were at professional meeting in Aspen, in the winter. Went for a walk to get some alone time, Found one of those big sheds where they store garbage cans, private enough, and because of the cold weather, didn't smell really bad. Standing hugging and kissing for a while, then she went to knees and sucked my cock to full hardness, she was good at oral, and often finished me that way. Then she stood up, bent over and I fucked her from behind. Our heights matched, she was tall, so it was easy getting into her very wet pussy. She liked it from behind anyway, so we both got satisfied.

[WoodyWoodWood]

Many years ago my girlfriend went to stay with her aunt and uncle who lived near Peterborough, not too far from the local brickworks which had recently closed down and was in the process of being demolished.

I visited every weekend, travelling down on my motorbike on a Friday night and home again on the Sunday night.

We couldn't get any privacy at the house, and with money being very tight, we spent quite a lot of time outdoors, in the countryside etc.

We eventually decided to see if we could find anywhere in the brickworks to have some quality time together. We found a small office building, sort of out the way, and as luck would have it the door was unlocked and one of the offices still had a desk and chair.

So we decided to play a little game of boss and secretary........

This involved having the young secretary taking dick-tation, with her on her knee's between my legs as I sat in the comfy chair, sucking my cock, until she swallowed my load like a good girl should. Then I got her up on the desk, pulled her hot-pants and knickers off, and fucked her hard and fast before shooting my second load into her pussy.

That was the first time we fucked in the old brickworks, but it certainly wasn't the last.

[Daddygd]

Before I got married, I was dating a hot skinny twenty year old. We visited a Natural Swedish Mud bath. If I remember it was some sort of local mud and volcanic ash mixed with hot water in a hand dug pit. We got in in our bathing suites and quickly shed them. Next thing I knew, she was sitting in my lap sliding herself over my manhood. The mud was real fine and slippery.

We tried to simulate it a few month later at her parents farm but nothing like the real thing.

[raysallx]

A girlfriend and I were hiking along the banks of the Mississippi and happened upon a small natural cave in the cliff. We both had the same idea once we got inside. She took off shirt and pulled down her pants and laid down. I lowered my pants and started fucking her missionary on the dusty/dirty cave floor. Outside the door of the cave I could see traffic on the road down below. She wasn't on birth control, so when I came I shot onto her stomach and tits. During our tryst she had somehow gotten dirt onto her stomach and I could now see it mixed with cum. She also gave me a wonderful bj on the drive back into town.

[archicraft]

Sat next to an attractive young lady at an Irish pub at MIA.

She was tapping away on her cell so I commented loudly how cellphones ruined bar culture. When she turned to me to disagree I suggested we place our phones in middle of the bar and first to pick it up buys the next round.

I paid every time she lost a round.

And that’s how I ended up shagging wild lightning in the family bathroom by Gate D31 at MIA.