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So, I got in the lift at work to go from the 5th floor to my office on the third floor. A ordinary-looking young lady got in behind me. Knowing that most people would want to go to the ground floor I said to her, "Do you want to go all the way?". She replied, "Oh, it's been some time since somebody said that to me". I smiled, but being a happily married man, I just went on my way, but I still remember it, some twenty years later.
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“I’m just going to stand here until somebody feels me up!”
Said by the naked sister of a neighborhood dude just after she’d done an impromptu strip tease for a shocked group of her brother’s friends in her house. Sadly I wasn’t one of them, so this was something I heard second hand. But I've never forgotten that line. |
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Cum on my tits! Cum on my tits!
Just thought of another one.
A million years ago. A sort-of-blind date. Buddy's GF had a friend come along, and we partied at his house. She was an OK looking, thin little thing, small tits, substantial nipples. I know this because we wound up fucking in his spare bedroom. So I'm fucking her hard, missionary style, bareback.... .. I know I'm about to blow, she's cumming, and starts screaming, "Cum on my tits! Cum on my tits!" OK..... I can do that.... haha!! And yeah, she's smearing it all around.... Last I ever saw of her. Buddy broke up with his GF, I never got a phone #, etc. . |
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Some road trip with a group of us in college, a girl I hadn't even considered was into me, when we were talking about who was going to sleep in which room, she announces to everyone: "I don't care where I sleep, as long as I get to sleep with Karl."
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Another I can't forget..
"May I swallow it?" - another ex fuck buddy while still holding my full load in her mouth after I exploded between her lips.
It was also one of the most surprising request I've got from a woman. I replied "Uhmm...well..they are yours now so do as you pleased" she swallowed |
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"Yesssssssssssssssss!"
Doggy position, her in control as she pushed back and my cock slid deep into her ass for the first time. First time anal for both of us. |
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Was having a MMF with my wife last Friday night. We were laying in bed waiting on her. She walks in and simply said "Put me where you want me"
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The lovely Paula Brandisi (aka Avril X) is getting naked again in public (see avatar) Urban Nudismo is back! |
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(very matter of factly) "OK, help me clean the apartment and I'll give you a blow job" -My ex, as she stripped naked.
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