my favs

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One Payday, Mr. Goodbar wanted a Bit Of Honey. So he took his Miss Hershey behind the Powerhouse on the corner of Fifth Avenue and Clark where he then began to feel her Mounds.

This was an Almond Joy that definitely made his Tootsie Roll. He let out a Snicker as he slipped his Butterfinger up her Kit Kat. Which, of course, caused the Milky Way.

She screamed Oh Henry! as she squeezed his Peter Paul and Zagnuts and said, "You're better than the Three Musketeers!"

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A man walks into the Election office and says to the receptionist,

"I would like to put my name forward for the forthcoming elections to be an Independent candidate."

The receptionist replied, "Certainly Sir. Please fill in this form."

He was filling in the form until he came to the question - ''Are you circumcised ?"

So he asked the receptionist,"Is this question necessary ?"


She replied, "Sir. I'm sorry but, if you are circumcised, you aren't eligible to run for election."


He asked, "What possible difference would it make if I were circumcised ?"


She replied, "It's quite simple, Sir ...
To become a politician, you have to be a complete prick !!"

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A man goes to a dog breeder to buy a guard dog only to be presented with a scruffy terrier mongrel.

"What use is that?" he asks. "I was thinking more along the lines of an Alsatian or a Doberman"

"Everyone goes for those, but this one is a true trained killer. I'll show you" replies the breeder. "Guard Dog? That Chair!"

In a blur of little snappy teeth and yapping the chair is reduced to splinters. "That's Amazing!, can I give it a go?" the man asks. "Go for it" replies the breeder.

"Guard Dog? That box!" shouts the man. In seconds the box is reduced to shreds by the terriers snapping jaws.

The man is hooked, he buys the dog, and rushes home to show his wife. "How do you like our new guard dog, he's a trained killer!"
"What that thing?" she replies. "Guard dog, my arse!"

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I have not said my thankyous lately and need to do that now

[brian_kemme]

Originally Posted by bbgapril

I hope you enjoy

I enjoyed! Many thanks

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thank you to all the original posters who shared these pictures

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thank you to all the people who read my post and enjoy them

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and if you take the time to thank me, reply, or become a friend, the biggest thank you goes out to you

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I want to share a story with you

Wife's Pantyhose Tease at Church
bymugs101©

When I came into the bedroom and saw her off white skirt with the butterflies I knew it was going to be a great day and I was going to get to see her in heels and hose. I was ready and tending to the kids when she came out and she looked great. She had on her brown pumps and sheer Hanes silk reflections. I immediately got the camera and snapped as many picture as I could with the kids running around. My wife sat in her chair reading the paper and crossed her legs towards me, I could see the arch of her foot and she ever so slightly let her shoe slip on her foot a bit exposing just a tad bit more of her foot. She was driving me crazy and for once she didn't realize she was doing it. My cock was straining against my pants as I moved to the floor in front of her. I placed my hand on her leg just below he knee and she folded the corner of the paper down to see what I was doing.

"Hey we don't have time for that and you are going to make a stain in your pants if your not careful."

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"I can't help myself you are driving me mad watching you do that with your shoe. I love watching you dangle you heels it makes me so hard."

I slid my hand down her leg and pushed her heel back on to her foot. Without even looking she placed her heel on my chest and held it there for a second. It felt like and hour as I looked from her foot up her leg and before I knew it she placed her foot on the floor and stood up. Good timing as the kids came in right after I got up. My turn with the paper, had to do something to get my mind back on track and kill my erection.

Soon we were on our way to church and I took my phone and snapped a few more pics as I drove. She just smiled and shook her head. I walked behind her a few steps so I could watch her legs as she walked. I could see her calf muscles flexing under her hose as she walked, I wanted so much tom reach out and touch her again but I knew I had to wait. We sat down and as she crossed her leg her foot became bathed in sunlight like a sign form God that I was looking at something beautiful. She saw me looking and when I looked at her she winked at me and smiled. During church it was so hard to focus, as I couldn't keep my eyes off her legs and feet, She dangled her heel for a brief moment knowing what it will do to me. I don't think I comprehended anything said that day and as soon as it start4d it was over and we were on our way home. Once home I got the kids settled with lunch and told the kids we had things to do so they were on their own for a bit.