I love you, funny face!

[Ghost In Oblivion]

1. A big cow and a girl.
2. A big cowgirl.
3. You've seen the movies. This is always how it happens. They get bit and don't tell anyone. They're OK for a while...
4. Then suddenly the whole zombie thing happens.

Women can be cruel...(Next 4 pics)

5. " Uh honey, I know you're trying your best, but I don't think you know what you're doing. Look for what looks like a little man in a boat."
6. " Oh please sister, stop! I fucked that guy once. He couldn't find your clit if you painted it bright red and hung a sign on it! "
7. " I slept with that guy too...let me show you something..."
8. " I bought him this last Christmas and he thought it was a tail warmer for his bulldog!"

9. Cast out of The Garden of Eden...and onto your living room floor.
10. Some women see God as a gentle spiritual presence in their lives. Some think he's just a man...and treat him accordingly.

[Ghost In Oblivion]

1. "Yes, there's an ATM for the bank you're looking for over in Germany..." (The clerk down at Nudies Printing is always helpful)
2. The Deutschland Dildo Deposit Bank's ATM: You don't need a card...just insert their convenient pussy scan.
3. "I hear they found authentic Roswell alien autopsy photos printed on 1947 film stock...are we not alone? Am I not gorgeous?"
4. "My damned rich husband has bought a drone camera to spy on me...will I ever be alone again?"
5. "What the hell is that? Is that UFO pointing a telephoto camera lense at us" (THEY only come to Earth to photograph our women)
6. "Oh don't mind us... we didn't mean to block the trail." ( Does this ever happen to you when you're hiking? Me neither!)
7. Damn! She's got you pinned and now she's going to hawk a loogie on you, just like your big brother used to do...sort of.
8. Another strange noise in the attic. The Ghost never seemed to like it when Mrs. Muir fucked guys she picked up at the bar.
9. " Oh my God...that looks like an alien spacecraft landing on the hill above us! I guess we aren't alone, Random."
10. "Life not only exists elsewhere, alien civilizations have been following this thread...Now that's hard to swallow!"

[Ghost In Oblivion]

1. When Indiana Jones gives archaeology lectures the young women write "I love you" on their eyelids. The cougars don't mess around!
2. Ever the sexual daredevil, Helen always wanted to try swinging.
3. Whatever she's trying to do here, judging from the look on her face, it will probably come out with a high-pitched sound.
4. She's got more for Les...more or less.
5. Sallie didn't have any money to pay the foot bridge toll. She hoped this simple gesture would do.
6. Whatever the joke is that's so damned funny...I hope they keep telling it, don't you?
7. This is a trained "upskirt" dog. It's a service dog to assist voyeur photographers so they can take shots like this.
8. "My smoothie is gone and I'm like, sooo bored. Where are you? " ( Lucky for us, he's across the street with a camera)
9. Pam decided to offer the contractor a little extra incentive to finish the house ahead of schedule.
10. Nymphomania: You know you've got it bad when your mouth is full of cum before you're even half awake in the morning.

[wildfire54]

Neva know whats happenin'.
L to R

1.Having lost the bet.Cindy reluctantly kisses her Manager's ass.

2.At this point the owner of the store decided that the Meet&Greet concept was getting out of hand.

3.Local law enforcement weren't quite sure how much longer they could continue to cover for the Mayor's wife.

4.In those few seconds.Vivian realized just where her husband's pet snake was..

[Ghost In Oblivion]

1. "No, I'm not The Most Interesting Man In The World..but on most days, I eat better."
2. Ron understood that his wife had been raised by dogs. He tolerated this sort of thing. It was the sniffing of strangers asses, rolling around in dead stuff, eating feces and chasing cars that he had trouble with.
3. Sure it's casual attire...but so many woman are all dressed up with no place to blow.
4. And blow she can! Nice and deep. (Not a funny pic. Just a good one.)
5. Now THIS is a funny pic.
6. Every able bodied seaman in Miami wanted to crew for Captain Zelda. They knew she was very good at making seaman shoot semen.
7. Martha was so good at cocksucking she could do it in her sleep with one hand behind her back.
8. "That takes care of this bag... Now come over here and help pack my trunk." (She looks like the personification of a Vargas Girl painting so I gave her a Vargas Girl-like quotation. I miss the old days of Playboy! )
9. What part of "adorable" don't you understand?
10. "I've got tits!" ( When the genie granted Steve the wish to spend a whole day inside a woman's body, this was not what he had in mind...but Steve knows how to roll with things. )

[Ghost In Oblivion]

1. So all her life she wanted a BB gun, but her mother always worried she'd put an eye out... (You've seen the movie)
2. "Can you show me where the cucumbers are...the REALLY BIG ones? (Denise was not only very lonely, she was kinda indiscreet.)
3. Kathy eventually told the marriage counselor that she felt she was the one doing all the work in the relationship.
4. "Hey, Steve...this reminds me...how did the Twins do in that doubleheader today?"
5. Living with a cross dresser just wasn't working out for Pam.
6. Despite being allergic to her husband, Nancy did her best to make him happy.
7. This reminds me of that thread I always contribute to: Sexual In Tent City
8. Amazingly, for some men this is a difficult choice.
9. Modern day sirens have adapted new ways to dash your boat upon the rocks.
10. So mom and dad thought they were all alone...Never buy a sneaky kid a camera for Christmas.

[Ghost In Oblivion]

1. Hey, when your girlfriend tells you she "ABSOLUTELY LOVES " the taste of bananas...well, a good boyfriend does what he can to please.
2. "Hmmph...leth me geth...Ironman?" (Elizabeth loved playing "The Cocks of the Marvel Universe" guessing game.)
3. "Really John...there are some things a girl like me doesn't do...you want me enter a jump rope competition? Uh... do you want me to knock myself unconscious or what?"
4. As the CEO of a Fortune 500 company, Joshua had to be good at multi-tasking.
5. "Marta, if we just sit here naked and you hold onto that spoon, someone is bound to make up a funny caption...eventually."
6. When the boys rounded the corner Donnie was the first to say: "Golly, Jimmy! You've got the coolest clubhouse ever!"
7. If you're going to "raise awareness" for some cause...I personally can't think of one more interesting.
8. Taking a break from her shower, Yvette tried again to retrieve her lost bar of soap.
9. Lori's best imitation of the late Karl Malden.
10. Retired gymnasts make excellent cup holders.

[wildfire54]

Sometimes you have to think on your feet.

L to R

1."It's no use Honey.The salesman won't budge on the price."

2.Having barely escaped her husband catching her with another man. Molly finds she has another problem to worry about.

3."I've gotten them to come down on the price.But these contractor's want me to stay over a while so I can supervise the work."

4.It didn't take the store management long to figure out why their new Customer Rep sold so many ceiling fans.

[Ghost In Oblivion]

There are some things even Homer won't do...

[Ghost In Oblivion]

1 "This just in...a Boeing 777 is missing after the pilot issued a bizarre radio distress call...due to FCC rules we here at Channel 3 News can't report the nature of the call... but we will keep you informed of any late breaking developments in this story." ( Must be a Seattle girl) :
2. Even after her husband bailed her out and got her home, Candace still couldn't pass the field sobriety test.
3. Superman and The Prolific Pube Woman...an unbeatable crime-fighting duo.
4. The Campus S & M club racing to check out the last copy of "50 Shades of Gray"
5. Dave came home early...and stumbled upon one of the reasons his contractor wasn't getting much done on the home rebuild.
6. " Hey you! This is MY block! Take your silly goddam hat and get the hell out of here!" (Topless...uh...women... are more territorial than the four legged kind)
7. So...did he return it after he took the picture...Would YOU?
8. Sam Neil and Laura Dern refused to sign on for new sequel: "Jurassic Ass" but I hear Jeff Goldblum is all in.
9. Sometimes women aren't subtle at all...
10. Busted! (THIS is how celebrity stalking begins. )