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bbgapril · #**2851** 08-01-2013, 11:33 PM

She came in and undressed to take a shower. Before getting
in the shower, she sat on the toilet. As she tried to stand up, she
realized that the not-quite-dry epoxy paint had glued her to the toilet
seat. About that time, Charlie got home and realized her predicament.

bbgapril · #**2852** 08-01-2013, 11:43 PM

They both pushed and pulled without any success whatsoever. Finally, in
desperation, Charlie undid the toilet seat bolts. Lucy wrapped a sheet
around herself and Charlie drove her to the hospital emergency room.
The ER Doctor got her into a position where he could study how to free
her (Try to get a mental picture of this.).

bbgapril · #**2853** 08-01-2013, 11:47 PM

Lucy tried to lighten the embarrassment of it all by saying, "Well, Doctor, I'll bet you've never
seen anything like this before." The Doctor replied, "Actually, I've seen lots of them. I just never saw one mounted and framed."

bbgapril · #**2854** 08-01-2013, 11:53 PM

Three guys found themselves in Hell: we will call them Carl, Bob, and Brett, they were a little confused at their present situation, and they were startled to see a door in the wall open, and behind the door was perhaps the ugliest woman they had ever seen. She was 3'4", dirty, and you could smell her even over the Brimstone.

bbgapril · #**2855** 08-01-2013, 11:57 PM

The voice of the Devil was heard, "Brett, you have sinned! You are condemned to spend the rest of eternity in bed with this woman!" And Brett was whisked through the door by a group of lesser demons to his torment.

bbgapril · #**2856** 08-02-2013, 12:03 AM

This understandably shook up the other two, and so they both jumped when a second door opened, and they saw an even more disgusting example of womanhood gone wrong. She was over 7' tall, monstrous, covered in thick black hair,and flies circled her.

The voice of the Devil was heard, "Carl, you have sinned! You are condemned to spend the rest of eternity in bed with this woman!" And Carl, like Brett, was whisked off.

bbgapril · #**2857** 08-02-2013, 12:08 AM

Bob, now alone, felt understandably anxious, and feared the worst when the third door opened. And as the door inched open, he strained to see the figure of ... Cindy Crawford. Delighted, Bob jumped up, taking in the sight of this beautiful woman, dressed in a skimpy bikini. Then he heard the voice of the Devil saying: "Cindy, you have sinned..."

bbgapril · #**2858** 08-02-2013, 12:13 AM

If you post it they will come...

bbgapril · #**2859** 08-02-2013, 12:16 AM

If you post it they will come...2

bbgapril · #**2860** 08-07-2013, 11:19 PM

Peter decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They loaded up Peter's station wagon and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. They pulled into a nearby farm house and asked the attractive lady of the house if they could spend the night.

"I'm recently widowed," she explained, "and I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house."

"Not to worry," Peter said, "we'll be happy to sleep in the barn."

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