I love you, funny face!

[wildfire54]

Left to Right.

1."Wow your right.They do squeak when you rub them together."

2."Are you sure this will get me a better grade, Professor?"

3.John was having a great time with the boss's wife. Until the boss walked in.

4."Yes,can you send up three more guys?Those last two are worn out."

[Ghost In Oblivion]

1. 1985..."Dear John, you are the most amazing man I've ever met...I love you with all my heart" (See #4)
2. Juan will share his girl with you, if you take a single picture. Call it a Juan-chick click.
3. A rewarding career in Gynocology awaits you. Spread the word.
4. 2014..."Dear John, I'm taking the kids and moving to California. You are a pig. Fuck off and die."
5. " It's about eight inches long." Lucky for her boyfriend, Tiny Tony, Carole has always been a poor judge of lenghts and distances.
6. Molly was an old fashioned wife. She believed in always having something delicious to eat on the table when her husband came home.
7. "After further review, the ruling on the field stands...touchdown!"
8. "How have I been able to stand living with you for ten years? The answer is obvious!"
9. While Agent 006 distracted the diplomat, the secret data was downloaded to her superiors...She had no superiors in bed.
10. Is that the little "I love you" heart and stuffed tiger you gave her on her birthday? Man...she really thought this revenge photo through!

[Ghost In Oblivion]

1. Apparently she's been bowled over. Hopefully you are observant enough that I don't have to explain.
2. Having spent some time in the Deep South, I guarantee there is a good old boy or two that will happily download this picture.
3. I could make a lot of jokes here, but it isn't nice and I'd feel bad later. So I'll just say they have nice smiles.
4. And on a further politically incorrect note...
5. University lesbianism ain't what it used to be. (There is so much ADD amongst our young people!)
6. "Johnson! Drop down and give me twenty! NOW!" ( Dicipline is important for members of our all nude armed services. )
7. Jessica isn't very flexible, but at least she's trying to touch those toes.
8. "Svetlana! The photo shoot is over! Run!" (Photographers: It isn't wise to take your models into war zones.)
9. Sally has SHS: (Spontaneous Horniness Syndrome) Her good friends just deal with it the best they can.
10. The she-terminator is caught peeing. She will kill the photographer...right after she wipes.

[Ghost In Oblivion]

5. " It's about eight inches long." Lucky for her boyfriend, Tiny Tony, Carole has always been a poor judge of lenghts and distances.


(I don't have a problem with spelling. I have poor vision...probably from from wanking too much. Carole has always been a poor judge of "lengths" not lenghts.)

Here's a couple of great faces that need no captions.

[Ghost In Oblivion]

1. "Son...can you come to your room a minute? I'd like you to explain something." (Growing up can be awkward)
2. While out of condoms for her lover, Jane is both practical and sympathetic.
3. NO CAPTION...this is just interesting as well as amusing. The wanking (smiling ) odd man out is reflected in theTV.
4. "Hmmm...now why would he take a picture of me drinking? How is this interesting to him?"
5. All in all, although the blind date didn't go exactly as he expected, Carl was satisfied.
6. This was the last photograph of "Flesh Canyon" taken by the famous explorer, Jo-RA...on his way to being the first ant to reach "Honey Heaven." (That's the fleshy entrance straight ahead.) Sandly, he was smashed to death shortly after his conquest. (Ant history month)
7. Please adopt these poor women, left by their husbands with nothing but a pot to piss in.
8. If you can't do it without laughing it's only a 68 and a half.
9. Yes, we were around back then too.
10. Who hasn't looked at a picture like this and "chosen" one to fuck? You're doing it right now, aren't you? I get the one on the far right!

[onceuponamid]

Using that tongue!

[wildfire54]

Stuff happens.Lto R

1.While the concept was basically sound. There was a problem with keeping the beer cold.

2.Shareen had many talents.But Naked Hide & Seek wasn't one of them.

3.While she found it very embarrassing at first.Wendy discovered that the Jehovah Witness's rarely came back after she answered the door.

4.As soon as she stepped out of her vehicle.The arresting officer understood why Angela wasn't carrying any ID.

[Ghost In Oblivion]

1. Yeah, nice breasts...but when she breaks up with you it's with a cold, cruel letter delivered on a green tractor...a John Deere letter.
2. Whatever Lola wants...Lola gets...and little man...little Lola...wants cock.
3. That dumb Dave is ruining yet another POV pussy shot for Sheila...and us.
4. She delivered the ultimatum to Mike..."You can have me or the boat!" Mike is a man insists on having it all.
5. A small gain in the quest to return intimacy to their marriage. They still ignored each other but at least the electronic devices were off.
6. Sam the voyeur was reincarnated as a cat. He often hid under the bed and made his human owner find him. Why? The view.
7. "Hit the road Jack! and don't ya come back nomo nomo nomo nomo...hit the road Jack, and don't ya come back nomo." What you say?
8. The hobos that ride the rails have changed a lot since The Great Depression.
9. Betty was very nervous and sweaty before asking Judy if she wanted to fool around in the woods. It all worked out. Lucky Betty.
10. "TV night" was about to be interupted in very very uncomfortable ways...

[Ghost In Oblivion]

1. When you get caught desperately using the men's room in a bad neighborhood, flashing gang signs will only make matters worse.
2. Sure Sergio is handsome, but only temporarily....that's her husband that just came through the door, and he has a black belt.
3. Gassy Rita thought she was all alone so she tried to pull a left cheek sneak...she didn't see the guy with the camera.
4. No darling, he's not coming...but every guy looking at this thread will gladly take his place.
5. "Oh God...ram me! RAM ME!" (Consider yourself rammed.)
6. Kerri's soccer team got a real ass whuppin' that day...see?
7. Not something you see every day on the river.
8. Dee's ass is so fucking hot she has to cool it off periodically or it will melt all her panties.
9. "Do I look like someone who gives a shit?" ( Never feel sorry for yourself around Peggy)
10. Jill liked to pretend she was a WW2 soldier crawling under the barbed wire at Normandy Beach. Nobody understood exactly why.

[wildfire54]

Can't trust that day... L to R.

1.It only took Tina a few seconds to realize that she'd forgotten something very important this morning.

2.After the latest disaster. Nancy decided to drop out of hairdressing school.

3.Tyrone didn't have the heart to tell them this seaside restaurant wasn't 'clothing optional.'

4.It had cost Jeff a lot of money to install the exercise equipment. But he decided it was worth every penny.