Divorce Court - Page 28

bigi442000 · #**271** 01-20-2009, 09:27 PM

This is an annulment based on a claim of insanity. Apparently Mrs Lugg has multiple personalities. Anyone viewing the photos in this case would reach that conclusion. Unfortunately, it seems that each personality has taken a different lover in adultery.............Bummer.

lapeer25 · #**272** 01-21-2009, 12:55 PM

Just had to say AGAIN how much I truly enjoy this thread

bigi442000 · #**273** 01-21-2009, 10:02 PM

There is an old joke about what a man and woman claims about prior sexual partners. With men you divide by three and with women you multiply by three. In this case, Mr Goldblatt allows to three sexual partners. Mrs Goldblatt allows as to three hundred. Why they had this discussion after the marriage as opposed to before is a complete mystery. However, each party has now "done the math." Each finds the other totally unacceptable. Mrs Goldblatt demands to know "what kind of dink did I marry?" Mr Goldblatt's comments are far more colorful and completely unprintable. The divorce is granted. Mrs Goldblatt is ordered to leave her phone number with the bailiff.

topspinner · #**274** 01-22-2009, 11:41 AM

That guys face is priceless. I'm going to frame it.

bigi442000 · #**275** 01-24-2009, 01:15 AM

Mr Brown has been acting in local commercials for several years. He has recently become famous after being cast in Oliver Stone's hard hitting bio-pic "I, Stooge." ("We have found our Larry," announced the director to a stunned public). The problem in this case arises from an odd twist on the casting couch. The casting director insisted on a 3 way with Mr Brown and his wife in return for the role (see photos). Finding that she liked her new Hollywood lifestyle, and bored with watching her husband rehearse his lines ("Hey, leave 'im alone" and "Ya missed me, ya missed me"), Mrs Brown has now run off with the key grip, best boy and gaffer!

colascne1 · #**276** 01-24-2009, 04:43 AM

this continues to be one of the funniest threads, thanks for the update!

kayser05 · #**277** 01-24-2009, 08:01 AM

great additions to a great thread

bigi442000 · #**278** 01-24-2009, 12:47 PM

The marriage was going well until Mr Romano submitted his application for the Nobel Peace Prize based upon his theory that all the starving infants in Africa could be fed by - in his words - "my wife's copious milk jugs."

bigi442000 · #**279** 01-25-2009, 01:32 PM

The Hutchinsons were having an argument. Mr Hutchinson told his wife to bite the big one. The next time the couple was in bed, she bit the big one (see photos). The divorce on extreme cruelty is granted.

bigi442000 · #**280** 01-25-2009, 01:49 PM

Apparently, wanting a trophy wife is not the same as having one. In Mr Ulzna's words: "The woman is a near idiot! Every time she gives me head - I mean every single freaking time, judge - she sings "Yummy Yummy Yummy I Got Love in my Tummy. I tell you its like Chinese water torture. And if that's not enough, she voted for Al Franken! As a write in. I mean we live in freaking Miami for God's sake!" Alas. The divorce must be granted. She is hot though. Perhaps she should move to Minnesota. It might raise the collective IQ.

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