Divorce Court

[Walrus Dick]

Originally Posted by redbacks

I don't know why we don't upload the zip files to rapidshare instead of getting this annoying daily download limit. WTF......

I agree.

[bigi442000]

I gotta admit it is funny. When I started posting, everybody wanted to know where the zips were. Now everybody wants me to pay for rapidshare. If I did that, everybody would want me to mail the pics directly to them. If I did that, they would want me to personally deliver them to their door. If I did that, they would want me to bring my gf to give them a handjob so they would not have to put in any effort.

[n2mischief]

So...you are saying there's a chance?! Hahahaha... Thanks for the phenominal work on this post...VERY entertaining and "inspirational". FTR...I didn't like the zip download limit either but it motivated me to contribute and not just lurk.

[bigi442000]

Following the unusual case of Mr Wolders (see my November 27, 2008 ruling), his best friend Mr Brand tried out for a role in Oliver Stone's new hard hitting film "I, Stooge." To his amazement, considering he had not acted since his kindergarten class staged "The Good Ship Lollipop," Mr Brand landed the role of Curly. This caused Mr Brand to immediately run for office in Minnesota, but unfortunately the vote tally showed that he lost the election by 75,000 votes. Undeterred, Mr Brand immediately demanded a recount. Rather than replay the process the state went through thanks to the last senate recount, and considering Minnesota's history (where more people vote than actually live in the state) the secretary of state came up with a unique solution. At Mr Brand's suggestion, his wife was hired to consult a Ouija board about who REALLY should have won the election. To no ones surprise, Mr Brand has now been declared the winner. He is now the governor. Amazingly, the secretary of state is now chief justice. Unfortunately, Mrs Brand was only given the position of deputy county clerk. This, she claims, is too much to bear.

Meanwhile, the search for Larry, Moe, Joe and Curly-Joe continues.

[quazar]

Maryann is great!!!

[dognheat]

Originally Posted by bigi442000

I gotta admit it is funny. When I started posting, everybody wanted to know where the zips were. Now everybody wants me to pay for rapidshare. If I did that, everybody would want me to mail the pics directly to them. If I did that, they would want me to personally deliver them to their door. If I did that, they would want me to bring my gf to give them a handjob so they would not have to put in any effort.

Is this the reason you haven't married her? You would have to post your own personal pictures in this very thread:

Mrs. bigi442000 supported her husband by personally delivering hand jobs to the greedy members of OCC. At the insistence of the members, and the disgust of Mr. bigi44200, she started blowing them and fucking them too. Once it turned to anal and bukkake, Mr. bigi442000 filed his petition for divorce.

[sleazy70]

Originally Posted by Walrus Dick

I agree.

its easier for you guys to complain than POST

then this is not a place for you

[topspinner]

Well, I love this thread. Please continue.

[bigi442000]

Apparently Mr Habib cannot take his wife anywhere when he has to work out of town. As a Hamas terrorist, he finds it unacceptable that his wife's various piercings keep setting off metal detectors everywhere they go! Normally I would award support, but what's the point? Mr Habib will look more like chow mein than a human (using that expression loosely for Mr Habib) if he ever gets to complete a mission.

[bigi442000]

So let me get this straight. You want me to award child support against two men, neither of whom are your husband. For one child. You want me to assume your husband can't be the father because, in your words, he is "just a cuck who takes photos." Help me on something here, Mrs Goldfarb. I must have missed the memo. When exactly was it that the Twin Cities were renamed Sodom and Gomorrah?