Urban Pictionary

[undies]

"At the helm" - To take charge of a situation.

[undies]

"Cheesecake" - The word Cheesecake turned up during a search through the Urban Thesaurus. It's a term, particularly popular with young folk in New York, meaning to expose oneself in public.

eg. Brigitte cheesecaked herself in the street today.

Some history - The Urban Dictionary gives an interesting account of the term’s origin.“Cheesecake” was used to describe “a genre of glamour photography and poster art made popular in wartime pin-ups of the 1940’s, often featuring modest poses by movie starlets displaying lots of leg but little explicit nudity. So called because of the resemblance of a stocking-clad female thigh to the layers of a cheesecake dessert.”

[1michael]

Awash ! otherwise we could move the Letters to A wash and make it different~

Meaning: So low in the water that the water is constantly washing across the surface.

This pointy nipple wife was giving her entire body Awash and we got to watch!

[undies]

"Liquid Children" - According to the Urban Dictionary this refers to sperm.

[undies]

Here's another term that turned up in the Urban Dictionary that I found amusing -
"Frosty The Snowman"
I assume that sperm on a woman resembles icicles.
To quote a line from a recent Disney film - "I want to build a snowman"

[undies]

"Jill Off" - Female equivalent of the term "to jack off".

[1michael]

Belaying pins !

Meaning: Bars of iron or hardwood to which running rigging may be secured, or belayed.

This camping wife was making use of the Belaying pin as a toy with a condom on it, cause they didn't bring the trailer this trip~

[undies]

"Fishing For Brown Trout" - To have anal sex.

[1michael]

Before the Mast !

Meaning: Literally, the area of a ship before the foremast (the forecastle). Most often used to describe men whose living quarters are located here, officers being housed behind (abaft) the mast and enlisted men before the mast. This was because the midships area where the officers were berthed is more stable, being closer to the center of gravity, and thus more comfortable. It is less subject to the up and down movement resulting from the ship’s pitching

This wife needed help in spreading Before the Mast so she could take it in anal~

[undies]

"A Happy Ending" - An idiom that applies to male ejaculation. Often used in relation to a massage. eg. "my massage had a happy ending"

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