Divorce Court - Page 26

DamageInc · #**251** 01-02-2009, 06:43 AM

thanks a lot

Kaleton · #**252** 01-02-2009, 07:19 PM

One of the best threats ever!! Very Creative :P

bigi442000 · #**253** 01-02-2009, 07:43 PM

Mr Dryg insists that he is not impotent and publishes these exhibits to the court in opposition of his wife's claim of annulment based on failure to consummate the marriage. I only have two questions. Who did you get to take the photos, and is he now suffering from hysterical blindness from the experience?

ena@hccnet.nl · #**254** 01-12-2009, 04:26 AM

Great thread ... I am missing the updates though...

haydenrouse · #**255** 01-16-2009, 06:53 AM

One of the funniest threads I have ever seen.. fantastic!

bigi442000 · #**256** 01-16-2009, 10:48 PM

I know I'm just a crusty old senior judge. I know that they trot me out once in a while to do this job that no one else wants to. I know that the world is not the same as it was when I took the bench in 1970. I know that the days of divorce for such quaint reasons as drunkenness and mental cruelty and adultery are long gone. Having said that, I must at least remark that I never thought I would see the day when a man came into my courtroom asking for a divorce because his wife would NOT sleep with other men!

bigi442000 · #**257** 01-16-2009, 10:54 PM

But surely SOMEBODY must have told you that marriage to a mob torpedo carried a particle of risk!

bigi442000 · #**258** 01-16-2009, 11:35 PM

Sinatra used to sing that love and marriage went together like a horse and carriage. In this matter, the love and marriage went together like depleted uranium shells fired from an A-10 Warthog and a Taliban mud bunker!

bigi442000 · #**259** 01-16-2009, 11:47 PM

This unfortunate alliance began to fail at the wedding reception. It seems that Mr Dryden, in a lame attempt at humor, inquired of the bride's mother if she liked Chinese food. When she allowed that she did, Mr Dryden followed up with an inquiry - in his words - about whether the new mother in law would be interested in "eating my wang!"

**dognheat** · #**260** 01-17-2009, 12:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigi442000

This unfortunate alliance began to fail at the wedding reception. It seems that Mr Dryden, in a lame attempt at humor, inquired of the bride's mother if she liked Chinese food. When she allowed that she did, Mr Dryden followed up with an inquiry - in his words - about whether the new mother in law would be interested in "eating my wang!"

You are friggin' brilliant. Thanks for keeping this thread alive!

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