I love you, funny face! - Page 25

Ghost In Oblivion · #**241** 09-29-2014, 10:18 AM

1 "Does my ass make these pants look big" (ironic humor)
2. She will soon teach this little one some respect...
3. Becky is a very confident young woman...or so Keith is discovering.
4. "Fuck off! I'm trying to read 'I Love You Funny Face!"
5. Chip bag on the head...tits out...score another assist to Budweiser!
6. Jeff's sleepovers are known for their rude awakenings.
7. After eatung a sour puss...y.
8. AH... Suck a duck!
9. How to spot the aliens amongst us...squeeze a breast and their faces digitalize.
10. Mary couldn't decide whether to deal or swallow.

wildfire54 · #**242** 10-18-2014, 11:58 PM

More Humor from left to right.

1.It's such a rare occurrence to get a picture of a wild MILF swimming upstream to spawn.

2.Frank learned early on the best way to avoid being nervous in large gatherings,is to imagine everyone naked.

3.'Damn,Honey! That was some bachelorette party!'

4.'Yes it was some pretty hot sex,Mr. Jones.And if you don't want your wife finding out about it.You'd better give me that new Executive Position that's opened up.'

wildfire54 · #**243** 10-20-2014, 09:02 AM

Some more from left to right.

1."Your the one who told me to wear something different at the pool party."

2."Don't worry,Honey.I think I'll make a good impression on your new boss."

3.When Cindy worked out at the health club.Customer attendance always went up.

4."Now just what makes you think I was fooling around with the neighbor while you were at the store?"

Ghost In Oblivion · #**244** 10-21-2014, 12:43 PM

1. Steve was not the first guy to lose his wedding band in there.
2. When the boss is right, she's right!
3. Donna and Louise were the life of the Shady Lane retirement home.
4. Some women live in countries where they can't afford foursomes. Somehow, they make do.
5. Yes, the right one IS bigger!
6. If nothing else, Sally knew how to amuse herself in bed.
7. Too close to Halloween to call this expression anything but spooky.
8. Jack just loves fucking hitchhikers.
9. Erin has no choice but to listen to Don's penis.
10. Bad timing. Jake farts during a handjob.

Ghost In Oblivion · #**245** 10-22-2014, 03:23 PM

1. Mister, you are about to get the best blowjob in the western hemisphere!" (Natalie was good but just short of world domination)
2. "No No No! NO MORE FACIALS!" ( Some women don't like 'em...actually, probably most.)
3. VIP Video is running a special: Buy two butt plugs and they provide a willing butt to plug.
4. "If I have to fuck all your buddies again, I'm gonna need a Red Bull!" (Beth was finding her 'open marriage' exhausting)
5. The first kiss after the altar.
6. Dave woke up to discover someone had given him a sex change in the middle of the night.
7. You think lesbisns are better at eating pussy because they have one? Naw...it's because they are constantly practicing.
8. Looking down her, Mike felt as he had just given a facial to a bird.
9. Mindy was obsessed with Halloween...she even celebrated in the middle of the summer.
10. Safety tip: This is what happens when you get too close to a wanker. Keep your distance at all times.

wildfire54 · #**246** 10-24-2014, 09:10 AM

More happenings.

1.This one time at band camp...

2."Ok.I believe you. Your not shoplifting."

3."The Reverend said my outfit was to provocative.What a prude he is."

4."Whats wrong,lady.Never seen a lumberjack before?"

Ghost In Oblivion · #**247** 10-25-2014, 10:41 PM

1. Rare photo from the 1980s: Lady Diana lookalike tries out as the new "Chief Wahoo" mascot for the Cleveland Indians. Maybe.
2. Yes, Virginia there is Santa Claus...only he's slim and horny and cums UP your chimney.
3. No, you suck the cum out...you don't squeeze it out like toothpaste!
4. Enthusiastic handjob of the year....uh...(yawn) not really.
5. "Surprise!" Jake didn't get the surprise birthday party he always wanted, but the surprise blow job was a swell consolation prize.
6. "Mirror mirror....kiss my ass!"
7. It's apparently hard to take cocksucking seriously.
8. After the home invasion robbers left, Julie needed a stiff belt.
9. How about a stack of ass?
10. "Americans! I have a weapon of ass destruction!" Igor's language issues made him a very silly terrorist.

Ghost In Oblivion · #**248** 11-04-2014, 11:03 PM

1.Teresa loved her boyfriend's two-toned cock. It made her think of the song "Ebony and Ivory."
2. Qwan-Li remembered her wilderness training and attempted to make fire by rubbing....no, wait...that's not right!
3. "Yeah I saw a cute little bitty shark down there...about the size of your cock!"
4. Before going out to dinner Reba always liked to get stuffed twice...once before the meal and once during.
5. Do your best Homer Simpson voice: "Mmmmmmm, penis!"
6. Jen will suck your cock, but she won't be happy about it.
7. "You're right Jake...we should see other people."
8. The Wicked Witch of the Midwest isn't green and doesn't care about ruby slippers. She's into Bud Lite, hot brunettes and crushing Toto.
9. "Luke...I AM your mother!"
10. "It's kinda cold in this room...uh...OK guys...when does the orgy start? Hello? Hello?"

melcbed · #**249** 11-05-2014, 11:36 AM

Some funny faces

Ghost In Oblivion · #**250** 11-05-2014, 10:30 PM

1. The shower water spicket in Ivan's house was quite interesting to his female house guests.
2. Dunta dunta dunta dunta" ( Music from Jaws)
3. Cammy was always amazed by the wide variety of cock shapes out there...and in her.
4. "You don't say! All I have to do is keep pulling this thing and it will dispense facial moisturizer? " (Annie was very gullible)
5. Mascara makes a woman more beautiful? I think not.
6. Idiocy makes a woman more beautiful? I think not.
7. This is sexy in the 21st century. Our grandparents will never understand.
8. Dating a dentist made Mary a little confused about the concept of oral sex.
9. I'll bet you didn't know that women have a remote that reboots their pussies if they have a reproductive system failure.
10. "Ta ta, Dahling...cum again sometime!"

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