I love you, funny face! - Page 24

wildfire54 · #**231** 08-17-2014, 09:28 PM

1.Larry now realized that his new girlfriend just couldn't handle alcohol.

2.Shirley's unconventional style during her job interview.Won her the position she was hoping for.

3.After much deliberation.Gary now knew that his girlfriend had forgiven him.

4.During this session in her Spanish class. Mrs. Alvarez was able to convey the meaning of the word 'teta'.

Ghost In Oblivion · #**232** 08-17-2014, 09:56 PM

1. There goes all that expensive bridge work!
2. Hubby in background: " Maybe this isn't such a good idea...she never has this much fun with me!"
3. Ben found maintaining an erection difficult with his brother's filmmaking hobby always intruding.
4. This is the sort of smile you see before she bites off the head. Crazy Brenda is the wrong chick to seduce.
5. "I thought these things were supposed to stand up!"
6. After six hours of going over computer tax records with the IRS investigator, Linda makes her anger known.
7. Marty the curious cat picked an inconvenient time to knock over the fine china cabinet.
8. German humor...Peter thinks he is one cool dude. Greta does not zink zo.
9. His wife thinks Superman jerks off way too fast...
10. Poor lonely Paola...reduced to this. Maybe someone will take pity. (Ha! As if she were EVER lonely or without a real cock!)

unshyguy · #**233** 08-17-2014, 10:14 PM

jayna and leah

Ghost In Oblivion · #**234** 08-31-2014, 10:28 PM

1. "Gawd! I wonder if I can get the whole thing in my mouth!"
2. Ditto.
3. This picture is needing no caption at all...
4. Big Jim Slade...expanding women's sexual capacity since 1973
5. Sexual Hair-Ass- ment.
6. Got milk?
7. "Oh Christ-mas Dee... oh Christ-mas Dee...how lovely is thy pus-sy"
8. First there was pillow talk. Now we have pillow mind reading.
9. "Joe...why aren't you helping me look for my earring? Joe? Joe???"
10. "Are you the feller what done this while I was a'sleepin'?"

unshyguy · #**235** 08-31-2014, 11:25 PM

jayna and brittney

unshyguy · #**236** 08-31-2014, 11:28 PM

leah and starlett

Ghost In Oblivion · #**237** 09-14-2014, 08:04 AM

1. Watch out boy, she'll chew you up. Whoa...here she comes...she's a man eater. (With apologies to Hall and Oates)
2. Believe it or not, some men can't choose what to suck on. I'll take what's behind the bottles, thank you.
3. OK! You can park your unauthorized vehicle here...no problem!
4. "Ohhhh I am The Cum Claw! Beware!"
5. The look says it all. She doesn't like the idea of a golden shower. ( They aren't permitted in this forum anyway)
6. A lesbian affair with one's self is safer than messing with all those real female partner emotions.
7. "He's got her in a leg lock...but what's this? She is pulling a cockbite maneuver! This wrestling match is over!"
8. Pia just remembers she forgot to put on her clothes. Smoking makes Pia forgetful.
9. Pia forgot to back up important documents. Smoking makes Pia forgetful.
10. Pia forgets to show enthusiasm during sex...I vote we get Pia some gum, patches, etc...PIA! KICK THE HABIT!

(The Ghost loves ya, Pia, but would like to see you give up those nasty ciggys.)

wildfire54 · #**238** 09-14-2014, 09:32 AM

1.'We need to have that talk about our birth control methods.'

2. Breakfast in bed.

3.'Less filling,Tastes great,less filling...'

4.With the dropping of Don't ask.Don't Tell. The Army decides on a new recruitment poster.

Ghost In Oblivion · #**239** 09-17-2014, 10:11 PM

1. "Mine's bigger, dude."
2. Gretta makes sure Gunnar doesn't forget to wear a condom.
3. *****PHOTO REMOVED by REQUEST*****
4. Why is this man smiling? Duh...
5. Ever had head from a zombie?
6. "Yeah, they're small but they're cute."
7. *****PHOTO REMOVED by REQUEST*****
8. John wakes Mary up from what was literally a wet dream.
9. *****PHOTO REMOVED*****
10. "Mmmmph...I asked for a squirt of shampoo...NOT a squirt out of you! "

Ghost In Oblivion · #**240** 09-21-2014, 10:18 AM

1. "Now why would my dear husband ask me to get on the floor and open my mouth?"
2. "Oh. Mystery solved."
3. "My imitation of Kevin Kline in 'A Fish Called Wanda' You have to (sniff!) see the movie.
4. "Is this why everyone keeps calling me hairy?"
5. "Whew...that wasn't nearly as bad as the last time I was down here, as a matter of..."
6. (Gulp, gulp, swallow) "Ok...I take that back...it's WORSE than last time!"
7. "Here honey, take two...they're small."
8. Opera was her original career goal.
9. "I always wanted a white moustache, just like Grampa! Well...not EXACTLY like Grampa. "
10. To be labled as having "sl*tty titties" It is a hard and shameful thing.

Ghost loves the "skinny, hairy" wife. ♡

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