*Naked in the news*

[KarlMalone]

Yea, I bet its just promo pics for that viral campaign. Chinese news seems to get things wrong a lot. They found some public nudity pics of an Asian girl from the pay site "Nude-in-public.com" once and had a story about how some Chinese girl was a nudist in Europe who spent all her time naked.

And if you've ever seen the Taiwanese cartoons on American news, they are hilarious. And pretty off-base.

[KarlMalone]

Shoppers in Madrid queue semi-naked for free clothes

panish apparel brand Desigual offered to give out free clothes to the first 100 shoppers on Jan 2, the first day of their January sales.

But there was a catch - those shoppers had to be half-naked in the 1 degree Celsius Madrid weather.

In spite of the weather conditions, a long line of hopeful underwear-clad men and women appeared in front of the store, US entertainment and news site allvoices.com reported.

They were given red ID tags after they were counted.

When the store opened at 9am, the half-naked shoppers entered and were allowed to pick out an outfit, consisting of one top and one bottom.

When they were satisfied with their finds, they proceeded to the cashier to get the security tags removed from the garments before getting dressed and leaving the store fully clothed.

It is believed that the Desigual sore in San Francisco will also hold a similar promotion.

[KarlMalone]

Report: Rodman to coach topless team

Sure enough, FOXSports.com is reporting that former NBA star Dennis Rodman will coach a topless women’s team he is launching for a gentlemen’s club in New York City.

From the story:

The NBA bad boy dreamed up the team after hearing that rival strip joint Rick’s Cabaret launched a league with former Atlanta Hawk Spud Webb, who runs the Texas Legends, an NBA Development League team.

Rodman even is challenging Rick’s Cabaret’s topless team to a charity game.

“I don’t know too many men that don’t like a good-looking woman running up and down around the court,” Rodman said.

Rodman, who said he has been a Headquarters customer for more than 30 years, is currently scouting for talent. He will be holding auditions for girls over 5’10″ to join the team.

Rodman launched his team effort after Rick’s Cabaret announced in November that it formed Rick’s Basketball Association to cheer up forlorn NBA fans during the lockout.

[KarlMalone]

Originally Posted by KarlMalone

Nude McDonald's Run: 2 People Face Indecency Charges After Going To Drive-Thru Naked

Mugshots.

And my recreation of the crime.

[KarlMalone]

Mysterious naked woman on the Shanghai Line 1 subway

We're not sure what's going on here, but according to a tipster and these (very NSFW) photos, a woman stripped down to the nude on a Line 1 subway train last night after getting into a heated argument with a man. She then grabbed onto his leg and was dragged a couple of steps before the man escaped her grip and ran off. Afterwards, she walked around the subway car naked until a middle-aged lady gave her a coat. Police came at the next stop and took her away. The police said they had seen her do this before, the blog post alleged. So... Porn-y bad-taste promotional stunt or the unfortunate capturing of someone who's seriously disturbed?

You can see the photos here:
forums.sexyandfunny.com/showthread.php?t=115998

[KarlMalone]

Crazy Stoned Woman Goes Topless at Apple Store

Went to go see Matt Bomer at the Soho Apple store - he's promoting the second part of the third season of White Collar, premiering tomorrow.
Cristen and I sat in the back on the side. This older blonde woman with a drawn on mustache sat next to Cristen, and she REEKED of marijuana.
Midway through the thing, she TAKES OFF HER TOP, stands on a chair, completely topless, and starts screaming about how she is the naked paparazzo and how we should all go visit her website and see her drag queen friends perform blahblahblah.
Cristen was hiding in my lap because this lady was right next to her, and Matt Bomer had this insanely giddy grin on his face and is squealing THIS IS THE BEST THING TO HAVE EVER HAPPENED IN MY CAREER!!!!!!!!
He also proceeded to bring it up at every chance he possibly could throughout the rest of the night.
ONLY IN NYC, MY FRIENDS. ONLY IN NYC.

[KarlMalone]

Emma Thompson mistaken for a man while walking naked through some sheep

"And I was really worried, it was terrifying. I said, 'What time?' 'Well, it was during the day, sometime in the afternoon.' From behind me, on the stairs, Guyer [Emma's daughter], in her PJs was going, 'Wasn't that about the time that you came up from the river, mum?' Because behind the house there's a field and a pond. And there's sheep in the field, but they don't mind if I walk up naked.

"And I thought, 'Oh my God, oh my God'. Making the connection I could see the same thing happening to the policeman. And I could see him, as he backed off, and I was thinking, he's going to go back to the station and he's going to say, 'You see that Emma Thompson? Her tits must be so low that from a distance they read as testicles'."

[Busy_D]

Originally Posted by KarlMalone

Shoppers in Madrid queue semi-naked for free clothes

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[Biloxibill]

Check out the video on this page. lots of naked protesting and such. Hope it was for a good cause...


hxxp://www.spiegel.de/video/video-1162609.html

[KarlMalone]

http://www.wtae.com/r/30295487/detail.html

Police say a woman who stopped traffic in a western Pennsylvania city when she strode topless down the street and threw her shoes at a car could face criminal charges....

Tempest says the woman was already topless when she got out of her car and walked down the "dead center" of Main Street.

She took off her pants and shoes as she walked and, at one point, hit a woman who came out of a cafe.