I love you, funny face! - Page 23

Ghost In Oblivion · #**221** 08-04-2014, 07:55 AM

I can't figure out if she has a blind boyfriend or she's just a little goofy...it all comes out in the end though.

I

Ghost In Oblivion · #**222** 08-06-2014, 11:47 AM

(Captions read...well, you should know by now, idiot!)

1 "I wave my fluffy red hair at you and fart in your general direction, you silly English k-nig- hts!"
2. And now for something completely different.
3. "Should I dip forward just a little more...huh...should I? What's that growing in your pants?"
4. "Is this one going on Facebook?"
5. "Have you got the shot yet? I'm so cold my nipples are cracking."
6. "Santa...bring that candy cane over here..."
7. Stephanie is the world's worst hide and seek player..or the best. Your call.
8. "How do you like THIS Captain Morgan pose?"
9. "I'm giving Ghost In Oblivion head!"
10. (Sniff!) "No coke. Pepsi!"

Ghost In Oblivion · #**223** 08-06-2014, 12:13 PM

1. Nerdy Becky is caught indulging her "Sex with Godzilla" fantasy. She's a big Sci fi buff.
2. Family pictures at the Johnson house are...shall we say...unique.
3. Her boyfriend snuck another upskirt photo of Andrea under the table. When he looked at his cell phone camera, much to his surprise...
4. "Here! HERE, DAMMIT!" Louise hated dating a boyfriend with an oral sex phobia.
5. How to tell when your cum is too acidic.
6. The cum shot went well, except the glob under her eyelid.
7. "OK quick! Take a picture and post it on the Internet! I want to be in I Love You, Funny Face!"
8. "What am I wearin'? I gots on a hot pair of them Carhart overalls, a camo huntin' hat, muddy boots and..." - (Redneck phone sex.)
9. When she wakes up she's going to have quite a tale to tell about the strange dream of blowing a well hung teddy bear.
10. Mission accomplished. Well done. Over and out.

wildfire54 · #**224** 08-10-2014, 10:15 AM

Or so we wish..

Ghost In Oblivion · #**225** 08-15-2014, 01:15 PM

"LOOK! I'M DANICA PATRICK! VROOOM! VROOOOOOM! "

Ghost In Oblivion · #**226** 08-15-2014, 01:20 PM

1. Are you so desperately lonely that you do things like this?
2. Instead, why don't you make someone happy? We have hundreds of willing mouths that would love to have your load.

For more information contact: The Every Sperm Is Sacred Society.

wildfire54 · #**227** 08-16-2014, 11:12 AM

1. Amy thought men were such pervs.no matter where she went.They were staring at her.

2."Hey,Brad! I asked you what do you think of my new hair color?"

3.Once again, Brenda's Employee of the Year award was a sure lock.

4."I don;t know what the Coast Guard is worried about.We all have our flotation devices!"

alecto13 · #**228** 08-17-2014, 02:52 AM

Silly girls

alecto13 · #**229** 08-17-2014, 02:54 AM

Silly 2

wildfire54 · #**230** 08-17-2014, 10:28 PM

1.Larry now realized that his new girlfriend just couldn't handle alcohol.

2.Shirley's unconventional style during her job interview.Won her the position she was hoping for.

3.After much deliberation.Gary now knew that his girlfriend had forgiven him.

4.During this session in her Spanish class. Mrs. Alvarez was able to convey the meaning of the word 'teta'.

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