Divorce Court - Page 23

yesss · #**221** 12-06-2008, 08:07 PM

this needs to be started again!!

bigi442000 · #**222** 12-07-2008, 10:00 PM

After 15 years of marriage, the Blaines left Spokane for Jamaica. Oddly, they did not know what to expect at Hedonism II. Mrs Blaine, heretofore a most modest housewife, quickly engaged in the spirit of things. After copious amounts of rum on the fourth day of their adventure, she determined that she would engage in fellatio for the first time ever. Sadly, she made the cardinal error of fellating someone other than Mr Blaine!

bigi442000 · #**223** 12-07-2008, 10:36 PM

As she approached 40, Mrs Wilburforce had a midlife crisis. She insisted on behaving like a teenager at every opportunity. Mr Wilburforce was quite happy with her new found sexual proclivities, but states he can't stand listening to her anymore. In order to fully elucidate the appellate court, a short transcript has been prepared.

The court: Tell me what happened next.

Mrs W: So I'm like sitting around waiting and he's like so slow. He goes, just relax, and I'm like whatever. So I go let's go for God's sake, and he's like moving like some old guy. And I'm like, what is up with this shit. And he goes, why are you talking like that? And I'm like, what? And he goes, like that! And I'm still like, what? I go, c'mon! And he goes, please stop. And I go, your such a dork. You suck! Then I see he's got like a ball peen hammer. I go, what's up with that! He goes, come here and you'll see. I go, why? And he's like got this real weird look in his eye. I would of done something, if I like knew he was crazy as well as like a geek! I mean, I never saw him like this before, except the time I made it the the UPS guy. But I thought he was over that, cuz I explained how it was like his fault.

The divorce is granted.

kron666 · #**224** 12-08-2008, 10:41 AM

Glad to see you back and posting more on this thread, it is a great one!

bigi442000 · #**225** 12-08-2008, 08:13 PM

The court finds that this marriage can be saved. After spending time with each of the parties, it turns out that no one ever explained to Mrs Finkbeiner that the word "blow" is just an expression!

bigi442000 · #**226** 12-08-2008, 08:40 PM

Mrs Winkleman was in love, so she agreed to marry a zombie. She thought to ward off the evil by placing holy relics on the walls (see photos). Unfortunately, Mr Winkleman's member tasted like a cross between leaf mold and steer manure (see photos). Even worse, it played havoc on his wife's intestinal tract, causing her to engage in the most extreme methods to avoid an almost constant case of the runs (see photos). The divorce is granted on the ground of incompatibility.

yesss · #**227** 12-12-2008, 09:07 AM

waiting for the next installment!!

sleazy70 · #**228** 12-13-2008, 01:16 AM

what makes it most interesting are the super judgments !!!

meandmygirl · #**229** 12-13-2008, 06:29 AM

These posts are excellent

Thanks

theone_42003 · #**230** 12-13-2008, 09:52 AM

who said divorce is bad?? not for OCC its not

hahaha

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