I love you, funny face!

[Ghost In Oblivion]

(Captions read left to right Top to bottom.)

1. This clit is so large sucking on it might make you feel a little gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that,
2. They say never go to bed angry...but you can suck cock as angry as you like. Just keep sucking!
3. Every angler's wet dream. And it smells like fish.
4. Jenny is ready to go out for a walk. Good girl!
5. Some say that aliens are already amongst us...watching us with their peculiar bulging eyes.
6. Emergency Medical Lesbians, ( EMLs) testing a new idea for an improvised cervical collar.
7. "Cute little dicky. I pet you. You grow bigger. Please?"
8. Uncle Bob was always handy with the camera at family functions...but he liked to include himself in all the shots.
9. Everything's better when it sits on a Ritz.
10. That's enough humor for a Tuesday. Now get back to work

[Ghost In Oblivion]

Read them left to right top to bottom

1. You might think she just has a Captain Kirk fetish...but she's also got Mr. Spock in her pussy and Sulu up her ass.
2. Helen's boyfriend, Jose the carpenter, has a big tool.
3. Ejaculating high heels are all the rage these days.
4. Betsy reminds us all that only one man gets to see her pussy.
5. These women are ready to play sardines. You supply the oil...or some other sauce.
6. Now THAT'S a selfie!
7. Mute women find ways to make their fantasies come true.
8. If she looks enthusiastic enough, perhaps it will grow on her.
9. Carol just noticed the strange new hickie on her cheating husband's neck.
10. God! She's stacked!

[wildfire54]

Left to Right.

1.'So this is why they they call you Quarter-Pounder?

2.'I don't know who is doing that.But if you stop.I'll killya!'

3.For some reason,no one wanted to wake-up Marcie when she was sleepwalking.

4.'I wouldn't have gotten the speeding ticket.If that cop hadn't been gay!'

[wildfire54]

Left to Right

1.'You wouldn't believe where I have a splinter right now.'

2.'Dammit! I told you guys to mow the lawn next Saturday!'

3.The Singing Milf's really didn't have much harmony.But no one seemed to mind.

4.The Army came up with a new slogan to increase recruitment: 'Join the Army.And climb these peaks.'

[Ghost In Oblivion]

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3.The Singing Milf's really didn't have much harmony.But no one seemed to mind.

I heard The Singing Milfs were a sister act out of Austria. Very big during WW2. After all three of them got VD from sleeping with American soldiers they had to rename themselves The Von Clap Trapps.

How did their big hit go?
"A-nal vice...a-nal vice"

Thanks for the posts Wildfire 54. May this thread bloom and grow. Bloom and grooow for-evvv-er.

[wildfire54]

1.'You said you wanted to see me play with my pussy.'

2.It never ceased to amaze Julio how many women fell for his home breast exam scheme.

3.'My car broke down in Austin,Daddy.But don't worry.I found some friendly people to fix it.'

4. After all these years.Mike could still get the neighborhood girls to do the standing on their heads trick.

[Ghost In Oblivion]

Read them left to right. Top to bottom.

1. Going to an all girls college at the north pole can be hard on a girl.
2. This is what happens after sex with Superman. Slow down Supe!
3. The beer tap at Jenny's parties was always a popular attraction.
4. Prim Pauline refused to risk unwanted cum facials.
5. Pauline's sister was just into herself.
6. Andrea had a clear message for her boyfriend and his sneaky cell phone upskirt pic fetish.
7. Every gondola man's dream.
8. Some babies are born with remarkable class.
9. Do you REALLY want to watch the end of the Word Cup now?
10. Cum tickles...so I've heard!

[wildfire54]

Left To Right

1.Secretly hiding in a closet.Tom was relieved to see that his wife wasn't fooling around with other men.

2.Having been against it at first. Frank was liking the idea of his wife working from home.

3.Having had her doubts at first. Terri now realized her GF's mom did have lesbian tendencies.

4.Having thought it over. Ray decided he really didn't need those old rugs after all.

[wildfire54]

Left To Right

1.After thinking about it for a few minutes.Amanda realized that her husband's twin brother had fooled her again.

2.Sam knew it was against company policy to pick up hitchhikers.But he figured this time he'd make an exception.

3.Just as she flashed her tits at the crowd.Darlene saw a guy from her class snapping her picture.

4."You know,Mr. Barton.There are laws against peeking in peoples windows."

[bluebell]

left to right, top to bottom

1. "We don't care , we do what we want"

2. Momma always said: "Life is like a box of chocolates, Forrest.
You never know what you're gonna get"

3. "now if I could just invent a better duck call, I'd have it all"

4. "there was $20k in the pot I had 4 of a kind , then it was like she just pulled that royal flush out of her ass."

5. "It's okay no one is watching"

6. He was made of snow but the children know how he came to life one day

7. I don't always drink milk but when i do its from one of those Dos Boobies

8. "No Lucy, SUCK the chrome off the trailer hitch"

9. "I'm getting paid for this, right?"

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