Divorce Court - Page 21

bigi442000 · #**201** 11-17-2008, 09:58 PM

Mrs Sloboskini bridled at the various comments of her family and friends about what a fool her husband to be was. Then the happy couple married and moved to Spain, where her husband was employed at the court of King Juan Carlos. Employed, as you might have expected, as the royal fool!

bigi442000 · #**202** 11-17-2008, 10:35 PM

A famous historian once describe life in the Dark Ages as nasty, brutish and short. In this matter, unfortunately, the same terms may be applied to Mr Seymour!

bigi442000 · #**203** 11-17-2008, 10:55 PM

In the 1970s there was a heavily advertised product known as the Miracle Eraser. This cross between sandpaper and steel wool was so coarse it would strip varnish off the oldest spar in seconds. For some unknown reason, Mrs Vincent kept her nether area shaved to a razor stubble that could compete with a Miracle Eraser! One day the happy couple was engaged in a carnal act when Mr Vincent slipped out of his proper place in mid-stroke. Abrading against the stubble, most of his organ was immediately debrided. Without anesthetic. In other words, instant girl! What more can I say? I award Mr Vincent alimony for life!

sleazy70 · #**204** 11-20-2008, 04:30 AM

tks a lot buddy

i check this thread almost everyday for the classy pics and

hilarious judgements

bigi442000 · #**205** 11-20-2008, 10:30 PM

Mr and Mrs Hill were regulars at the topless beach. One day Mrs Hill said something about needing to wet her weasel directly before she disappeared for three hours. Mr Hill thought she meant wetting her whistle. He later found out he was wrong. I turns out that Mrs Hill was seeing to the needs of a vacationing Moroccan pimp (clearly seen in one of the photographs in evidence) - one, Ali "The Weasel" Hakim al Fubar!

bigi442000 · #**206** 11-20-2008, 10:39 PM

With the advent of gay marriage, could gay divorce be far behind? In this case Mr and Mrs er...Mrs and Mrs Beall were quite happy until Mr er... Mrs...no that's not right, the other Mrs Beall found photos of Mrs Beall, no,...the second Mrs Beall ...whatever...taken by her lover, Alvin. I think that's right, isn't it Mrs Beall? No not you, the other second other Mrs Beall...oh fuck I give up. They didn't teach us this shit at Yale!

bigi442000 · #**207** 11-20-2008, 10:47 PM

Mr Monday was surprised to see his wife's self taken photos on the digicam. He didn't think that his wife would surprise him that way. One can imaging his surprise turning to chagrin when finding that Mrs Moron...oops, sorry...Freudian slip there...Mrs Monday had forgotten to delete the photos of her fellating the next door neighbor. Actually, now that I think about it, Mrs Moron sounds about right!

bigi442000 · #**208** 11-20-2008, 11:22 PM

Mr Binns moved from Nebraska to Los Angeles to take over as head actuary at the Liberty Fidelity Mutual of Compton Insurance Company. Soon, he met the love of his life. Not everyone can say that they are married to a former Playmate, even one that is clearly washed up as Rosie, that's it just Rosie, no last name, kind of like Cher, I guess. Your objection is noted. So, it seems Rosie, formerly known as Maude Finklestein, beguiled poor Mr Binns, he being a widower. Your objection is noted. Soon the couple had "shacked up" as Rosie called it. Your objection is noted. A Mexican marriage soon followed. Mr Binns should have seen the writing on the wall, given Rosie's rather disturbing tattoos and piercings. I must say they are painful to even look at. Your objection is noted. Rosie next introduced the utterly ensnared Mr Binns to swinging, although why anyone would engage in such behavior at Rosie's age is beyond me. Objection overruled. Still, as Mr Binns points out, Rosie had real skill at fellatio. Viewing the photographs, I am gratified that Rosie was good at something. Objection overruled. One problem was that Rosie worked nights, but Mr Binns was willing to accept the bad with the good. That is, until he found Rosie was in fact working at a Watts bathhouse. God, what a ho! Objection noted.

lovethepics · #**209** 11-21-2008, 10:28 PM

I love this thread! Any body have any more of marriedk4. I have seen her before and would love to get more pics of her!

Thanks for the help

sleazy70 · #**210** 11-22-2008, 03:40 AM

u thread simply ROCKS!!!!

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