*Naked in the news*

[KarlMalone]

Kinda ENF, without the "N" I suppose.

Magic bra trick flops at Abington School Committee meeting

But Fitzgerald may have crossed a line on Tuesday when he performed a trick that made it appear as though he and high school teacher Steven Shannon had just ripped the bra off committee member Ellen Killian....

Shannon, the 2011 Teacher of the Year, appeared red-faced. Killian said nothing and walked back to her seat. Killian did not know what the trick entailed, as Fitzgerald never discloses to his subjects what exactly is going to occur or appear.

“I don’t want to talk about that right now. I will at another time,” Killian told The Enterprise at the close of the meeting....

The object of the trick, Fitzgerald said, was to show that it is possible for a solid object to pass through another solid object. He then tied both handkerchiefs together, handed one end to Shannon and asked Killian to hold the knot against her chest.

“Now, at the count of three,” Fitzgerald said.

Both men pulled on their respective end of the handkerchief and out from beneath Killian’s folded arms popped a white bra, tied in the middle to both handkerchiefs.

[KarlMalone]

Woman walks naked to reunite with lover, rescued

A 25-year-old woman, spotted walking naked to a temple in the Chennai suburb of Pallavaram on Tuesday night in a reported bid to reunite with her lover, was handed over to her parents on Wednesday.

Renuga (name changed) had come from Cheyyar in Tiruvannamalai district to fulfill the 'vow' on the advice of a woman practitioner of witchcraft, the police said.

Pallavaram inspector (crime) RD Govind and his men saw Renuga walking towards Pallavaram Main Road. "Around midnight, passers-by alerted the control room about a woman walking naked and the information was passed on to the Pallavaram police. Inspector Govind, who went there, called the police station and asked policewomen to rush to the place with clothes," a police officer said.

Renuga was allowed to wear the clothes and taken to the Pallavaram police station. The woman, who had studied up to class 12, told the police she planned to reach Periya Palayathamman Temple in Pallavaram after worshipping at the Nagathamman Temple and Vinayagar Temple in nearby Krishna Nagar.

The police said Renuga had told her sister Mahalakshmi (name changed), who lived in Pozhichalur, that she would return after making an ISD call and left the house at 11 pm towards Pammal main road, 500 metres away. Then she walked towards Pallavaram main road and took off her clothes.

Police interrogation revealed that Renuga had been in love with a boy named Ramachandran in her home town. Recently, he refused to marry her saying his family had arranged his wedding to another girl. Renuga then approached a woman witchcraft practitioner who told her to offer prayers at a temple after walking naked.

[KarlMalone]

Tyrone woman jailed for naked walk

A County Tryone woman who walked naked along a busy road has been jailed.

Katrina Cattermole, 27, of Culmore Park was arrested by police officers after she was seen strolling along Kelvin Road, Omagh, with her clothes under her arm.

The unfazed exhibitionist, who was drunk, told officers that she was “just coming from having a pee in the bushes”.

Cattermole, who was serving a suspended sentence for drugs possession, was jailed for seven months when she appeared at Omagh Magistrates' Court last week.

In March, Cattermole had appeared before the same court to plead guilty to drug possession and indecent behaviour.

Since then she has again been charged with drugs possession and has failed to meet her probation order requirements.

A solicitor for Cattermole said that she was drunk when arrested naked last October.

[KarlMalone]

Police detain nude woman on Glenoaks

A woman wearing nothing but a pair of black high heels was detained this week after an officer spotted her in the grass median of Glenoaks Boulevard.

An officer driving on Glenoaks near Alameda Avenue spotted the naked woman, Khadisha Baseer, at about 6:41 p.m. Tuesday standing in the median where children and parents pushing strollers were walking in the neighborhood, Glendale Police Sgt. Tom Lorenz said.

As the officer tried to approach Baseer, she reportedly started yelling, “Tiger sharks are chasing me,” and ran into the westbound traffic lane, where she was almost hit by a passing vehicle, according to Glendale police reports.
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The officer shouted for Baseer to return to the median, and she complied but continued screeching “Tiger sharks are going to eat me,” according to an incident report. Baseer then stared at the officer and screamed, “You’re Charles Manson, you’re Ted Bundy.”

[KarlMalone]

Naked Toni just part of the neighbourhood

For Toni, a single mom of two, her club is as much political as physical.

“I don’t go into your bedroom telling you you’re doing it wrong, so don’t come into mine and tell me I’m doing it wrong.”

Recognize Toni? Perhaps you’ve seen her on a streetcar, buying a ice cream at City Hall, hailing a cab on University, riding an island ferry.

Hard to miss her. Auburn hair, green eyes, 5-foot-nothing, a highly buff 41. And naked as the day she was born.

It’s her new schtick on the subscription service, Naked News. They call it Crazy Things Toni Does Naked.

So far, everyone has played along. “The ferry captain came out and I heard the walkie-talkies going and I figured, uh-oh.

“But he just smiled, tipped his hat and kept walking.

“Everyone’s letting me get away with this stuff.”

Saturday night, she planned to hop out of a limo and streak at a TIFF premiere.

Another blow for the crusade. “I’m not saying everyone has to go around naked, but I truly believe you should have that right.”

So, need a streaker? Got a ribbon-cutting or a campaign launch or a fall fair that needs a goose? Let me know and I’ll talk to my neighbour.

Meantime, welcome to the ‘hood. We love our exhibitionists. Please drive carefully.

[KarlMalone]

Amanda Palmer takes it all off at the MFA/

Singer Amanda Palmer and her husband, “Sandman’’ scribe Neil Gaiman, paid a visit to the Museum of Fine Arts, where they got a private tour from MFA curator George Shackelford (above right, with Palmer and Gaiman) of the new “Degas and the Nude’’ exhibition. Palmer, a former artists’ model, was apparently so inspired that she removed her clothes and posed nude - in the gallery - while her husband spent about 15 minutes sketching her in front of Degas’s “The Tub.’’ Palmer voiced the exhibition’s multimedia guide.

[KarlMalone]

Naked elderly woman shocks bus passengers in Russia

The woman, who appeared on a bus stop in the city of Vladivostok, shocked everyone around her. The elderly woman came to the bus stop stark naked. The 60-year-old woman got into the bus and refused to go out.

A person called the police and said that there was a naked elderly lady in Bus 41. The person also said that the woman refused to get off. The police arrived to the bus stop and tried to convince the lady to go out, although to no avail. The police officers eventually gave up because they did not know where they could take the lady afterwards.

As a result, the police called the ambulance, Pravda.Ru reports.

"She appeared from behind the control room. She grabbed a garbage can and started dancing. She was wearing a tracksuit. We called the police and asked them to take the woman away. Afterwards, we saw her naked," an eyewitness said.

The medics found the lady resting on the back seat of the bus. She was taken to the local asylum.

[madahab]

Couple filmed having sex in a plane and then while skydiving.

story
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/44898532...ws-weird_news/

vid
http://www.dailymotion.com/Voodoopor...videoId=xkh8z5

[KarlMalone]

Erin Holdsworth In See-Through Top, G-String, Leads Ohio Police On High Speed Chase

"Well, she got out of her car on her own and she had on just a white thong and a fishnet top that was completely see-through," Bokovitz said. He added, "She was obviously under the influence."

"She was not very forthcoming on where she was coming from, what she was doing or why she was dressed the way she was," Bokovitz said.

Vid in the link.

[KarlMalone]

Jarred Dauth, Maya Manseur Caught Having Sex On Picnic Table At Courthouse: Police

Police said two University of Florida students were caught having sex on a picnic table at the construction site of a federal courthouse in Jacksonville, Fla., according to WJXT-TV.

From WJXT-TV:

Jarred Dauth, 21, and Maya Manseur, 23, managed to climb a 6-foot fence to get to the spot where they were seen naked having sex, according to a police report.

Both suspects have been charged with indecent exposure and trespassing.