My Career as a Masseur

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The session was now over. Both Bree and I were totally exhausted.

Bree: You are amazing!!!
Me: Thank you and so are you.

Bree: Will I see you again?
Me: Sure, just call the spa.

Bree: Here's the spa fee plus an extra $500 tip.

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Being a masseur is just like any other job. You show up, do your job, get paid and then go home. After a couple of weeks on the job it's now pretty much routine. My next client is Ashley.

Me: Welcome to the Happy Spa.
Ashley: Glad I could make it to-day. I'm looking for a full body massage.

Me: You come to the right place. Let's first get you naked. I'll get a towel for you.
Ashley (now naked): It's ok. I don't need a towel. You'll see everything anyway.

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Since I am only part-time and need flexible hours, I get assigned to clients who want more than just the standard full body massage.

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Ring, ring,

Me: Hello
Spa: Are you free to-day?
Me:* I'm not free but I'm reasonable. LOL! What's up?
Spa: Superstar Singer ("SSS") feels some pain in her leg. What could be the problem?
Me: Could be a muscle pull, cramp, worse case a blood clot.
Spa: Ok, we'll bring her in and you can take a look.
Me: Sounds good. I'll do an ultrasound as well on her leg to check for any blood clots.

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SSS: Hi, I'm SSS.
Me: Welcome, my teenage niece is a big fan of yours.

SSS: Remind me to take a pic of me for your niece when we finish.
Me: Thanks. First you will need to get undress.

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SSS: Do I have to completely undress?
Me: Yes, in order to do a proper evaluation and massage. I will also need to weigh you naked.

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Me: Now that you're undressed we can start the massage. I heard that you are feeling some soreness/pain/ numbness in your left leg.
SSS: That is exactly the problem.

Me: Oh, almost forgot to mention your ultrasound result came back and there is no blood clot. So, the problem is most likely a cramp and/or a pulled muscle. I have to tell you in advance that the treatment might include a genital massage with penetration. Are you ok with that?
SSS: Do what you have to do. I have a concert to perform tomorrow night.
Me: Ok let the massage start.

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SSS: That massage was amazing! I feel much better already. You mentioned your niece is a big fan of mine and she is here with a friend.
Me: Yes, my niece and her friend are in the reception area. They would love to take a pic with you.
SSS: Since I'm still naked, why don't your niece, her friend and I pose in the nude.
Me: That is a great idea.

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Ring, ring,

Me: Hello
SSS: SSS here
Me: How you doing?
SSS: Leg cramp is gone. The massage worked.

Me: So, to-night is the final performance in my home city on this tour.
SSS: Yes, the fans and the city have been great. I have two tickets for to-night's performance for you and your niece. Your niece is a cutie.

Me: That is fantastic! Tickets are impossible to get. The city love you.
SSS: After the performance, I want you to come to my dressing room. I have a treat for you.
Me: A treat, eh. I can't wait.

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So, to-night was SSS's last performance in town.

She came on stage with an amazing outfit and belted out several songs. The crowd went wild.