Besides SO, last nude IRL of opposite sex you saw?

[jacksonhole]

A few months ago a neighbor stopped by late at night after being out drinking at a bar with a group of friends. She and my wife sat around talking and drinking more for a while and then they asked me to join them. I suggested playing a game, and after we played a few iPhone based games for around an hour, I said I was bored with those and suggested we play truth or dare.

The neighbor immediately said no way am I playing truth or dare with you guys. Then a minute later she asked what the rules were, still insisting she wouldn’t play. Then before we could even tell her the rules she said, fuck it, I will play.

5 minutes later I got to see her boobs when she flashed us, and 10 minutes after that she and my wife were both topless and they stayed that way the rest of the evening. The neighbor then said that if the girls were topless, I had to be bottomless so I took off my shorts and boxers and revealed that I was fully hard. The girls applauded, and the neighbor commented that I have a nice dick. My wife leaned over and sucked my dick for a few seconds, and the neighbor commented, “that was hot.”

A corner had been turned and a few minutes later our neighbor stripped completely naked and turned around a couple times so I could get a look at everything. She had a full bush. She looked at my wife and said, “you are overdressed” and my wife proceeded to take off her remaining clothes. Now we were all naked and we continued talking, nobody was quite sure what to do next.

The neighbor took charge and looked at my wife and said “truth or dare” - my wife answered dare, but the neighbor said, “no I need you to pick truth”. My wife looked confused, but then replied, “ok, truth”.

The neighbor asked her, “are we about to have a threesome?” My wife answered, “yes.”

And that’s exactly what we did.


TL/DR: the last person other than my SO I have seen naked IRL is my neighbor

[stiv837]

The last person i saw naked other than my wife was her best friend. My wife left me for an old boyfriend for about a year and her best friend and i had a brief affair during that time. Her friend was the best cocksucker i have ever been with. Unfortunately our time together was very short after someone found out about us and threatened to tell her husband she choose her marriage over me. Now i am back with my wife in our sexless marriage and still jerking off to her friend.

[graeno]

Originally Posted by jacksonhole

A few months ago a neighbor stopped by late at night after being out drinking at a bar with a group of friends. She and my wife sat around talking and drinking more for a while and then they asked me to join them. I suggested playing a game, and after we played a few iPhone based games for around an hour, I said I was bored with those and suggested we play truth or dare.

The neighbor immediately said no way am I playing truth or dare with you guys. Then a minute later she asked what the rules were, still insisting she wouldn’t play. Then before we could even tell her the rules she said, fuck it, I will play.

5 minutes later I got to see her boobs when she flashed us, and 10 minutes after that she and my wife were both topless and they stayed that way the rest of the evening. The neighbor then said that if the girls were topless, I had to be bottomless so I took off my shorts and boxers and revealed that I was fully hard. The girls applauded, and the neighbor commented that I have a nice dick. My wife leaned over and sucked my dick for a few seconds, and the neighbor commented, “that was hot.”

A corner had been turned and a few minutes later our neighbor stripped completely naked and turned around a couple times so I could get a look at everything. She had a full bush. She looked at my wife and said, “you are overdressed” and my wife proceeded to take off her remaining clothes. Now we were all naked and we continued talking, nobody was quite sure what to do next.

The neighbor took charge and looked at my wife and said “truth or dare” - my wife answered dare, but the neighbor said, “no I need you to pick truth”. My wife looked confused, but then replied, “ok, truth”.

The neighbor asked her, “are we about to have a threesome?” My wife answered, “yes.”

And that’s exactly what we did.


TL/DR: the last person other than my SO I have seen naked IRL is my neighbor

dude, i would love to hear the rest of this story in great detail

[Beelzebozo]

Gonna be lame here.

If you mean just topless, that would be the woman who flashed her bolted-on boobs in New Orleans last year.

If you mean naked, that would be the local swingers club earlier last year. Didn't get to play with anyone else but my SO, but, man, the view was nice.

Came to the stunning realization that I've pretty much never seen an IRL woman naked outside of my SO that didn't involve money, be it paying to get into a strip club, swingers club, clothing optional hot springs, or a Las Vegas show.

[graeno]

that's okay, isn't it? it's still nice to have an SO

[whatnow3]

It was about a year ago now. After a wedding my best friend and his wife shared a hotel room with my wife and I. Both couples ended up fucking in our beds. Then afterwards both women took turns cleaning up in the bathroom. His wife walked naked to the bathroom while mine wore my dress shirt. Lisa and I have also played strip poker with this couple once.

Saw a few of our friends skinny dipping on a camping triplast year too.

And the last one I can think of is my wife’s friend from work who had a breast augmentation. She showed us one night, so topples only there.

[Beelzebozo]

Originally Posted by graeno

that's okay, isn't it? it's still nice to have an SO

Oh, it is why I am very thankful for her. This is a 'me' problem, not a 'her' problem.

Still, just another annoying fact to add to the pile.

[Beelzebozo]

Originally Posted by Beelzebozo

Oh, it is why I am very thankful for her. This is a 'me' problem, not a 'her' problem.

Still, just another annoying fact to add to the pile.

Also, I'm an idiot. I completely forgot the Steel Panther with the cougars in front of us getting their tits out. Just, wow, for some reason that seemed longer ago than when it actually happened.

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[Everard]

Originally Posted by whatnow3

… my wife’s friend from work who had a breast augmentation. She showed us one night, so topples only there.

Topples? You mean they were so big she overbalanced and fell over?

[whatnow3]

Originally Posted by Everard

Topples? You mean they were so big she overbalanced and fell over?

Lol! Topless not topples!