DIRTIEST PLACE YOU’VE HAD SEX

[2out4more]

My wife told me about a time she was partying with some other people back when she was still in school. she said there was junk yard in town that was basically abandoned and had a collection of old mobile homes that were very dirty, nasty and full of junk but basically falling apart. She said one night they were all back there hanging out in one that they had put an old sofa and some chairs inside they had found around playing spin the bottle. She says she ended up getting fucked by two of the guys in the group on one of the old dirty smelly couches in front of the others. She said despite showering several times she swore she could smell the funk of the couch for several days afterward.

[jho.n2]

We had the quote as horny teenagers
"Cover the face and fuck the base"

Politer version
"Switch off the lights and Fuck the hell out of her"

Originally Posted by truenorth

Sometimes they are the best fucks. Enthusiastic and wanting to please.

[Jazzyloves]

Concert behind the portable restrooms, I was drunk as fuck and pretty high and I got in the mood and he took me back and I just went down, honestly I don't remember much but flashes of things that happened that night lol

[The Penguin]

Filthiest place I ever has sex was an old garage that I used to rent to keep my Summer car in. Even the rats in that place wore overalls.

Being based in the UK I bought a VW beetle beach buggy that only got used about 3 month's out of the year due to the lack of roof and wet weather in the UK. The rest of the time it was kept in a pokey little garage about 1/2 mile from my parents home. This place was damp and smelled of oil but the rent was cheap and it was secure apart from the Rats.

One night I was out on the beer as was usual before I settled down to married life with the wife, I was in one of my local pubs and a bit worse for wear, I got chatting to some pretty young Blonde thing at the bar called Kirsty. She was about 19 years old and at 5ft 10" was just taller than me and a student nurse at the university down the road. I had seen her before around the area but never to chat to. I remember she had a short Red skirt on and lovely long legs. Her white button up top was hiding nice pert b-cup tits but it was the long legs and the cute smile that grabbed my attention.

Chatting for a while lead to laughing and joking and we sat I put my hand on her knee at last orders we decided to go outside and go for a walk somewhere secluded. On the way I had a thought, I had always has the fantasy to have a girl bend over the bonnet of the Beetle and this was the perfect chance being only 5 minutes walking distance from the pub was my lockup garage. I suggested I take her to see the car I had told her about and she was happy to tag along with me talking nonsense laughing and swaying along next to her.

We got to the Garage which unknown to me didn't have a working light bulb at the time, We went in and closed the door and in nearly complete darkness started kissing and before long I had my hands up her skirt on that firm arse. After few minutes of kissing and groping her I had an overwhelming desire to go and pee so instead of going out into the night and the street lights I went into the corner of the garage and pee'ed in to what thought was the old half oil drum I used to change the oil on the car in the garage.

I composed myself and went back to sorting out young Kirsty. I went back to kissing and managed to find her buttons and undo her shirt and slipped my hands under her bra feeling her nipples pointed like bullets in the cool air on her firm tits. I undid the bra for better access and dropped it with the shirt on the seat of the car. Her hands were already had already unbuttoning my jeans and I was hard and ready to go, She dropped down in front of me and started kissing my stomach lifting my t-shirt and gradually kissed her way down and took my hard cock in her mouth. After a few minutes of a seriously good sloppy BJ I told her about my fantasy with the car and she seemed into it and I told her to put her hands on the bonnet and bend over for me.

As she bent over the car I lifted her skirt from behind and pulled her thong down and stuck it in my pocket for safe keeping. I slipped my hand on her bare shaven pussy and slid a finger inside her tight hole. Due to the darkness it made it difficult to take in the sight of those legs leading up to the tight arse and pussy I was about to enjoy. I slide into her from behind trying not to fall over my jeans which were still around my ankles from the BJ. Her pussy was tight and very wet, she gave out a low moan as I slipped inside her and started banging away. Being more than slightly tipsy I wasn't at my peak and it didn't take me long before I was about to cum. I could hear Kirsty was ready too and her command of "Of yes! Fuck me Harder!!" sent me over the edge and I shot my load inside her tight pussy.

We caught our breath and She pulled down her skirt and proceeded to feel around for her thong on the garage floor, I reached into the car and found what I thought was an old oil rag used to wipe my hands when working on the car and gave a cock a quick wipe over with that. We both sorted our clothing out and I remembered her thong was still in my jeans pocket, handing it her back she reached down to put it in her handbag which she had put down on the floor when we came in. I heard her shout from the corner "Why is my handbag full of water" thinking nothing of it I just said in my non sober state "It's a bit damp in here isn't it". I kissed her and gave her my number and asked her to call me in the week.

Once outside in the street light we realised I had pissed in her handbag in the corner and wiped my wet slimy cock on her white blouse and covered it with oil tossing it down on the floor after.

Unfortunately I never did get a call from Kirsty to repeat the performance.

[Barmixer]

Years ago, while living in Myrtle Beach, SC - My wife put on a pair of boots, thigh high stockings and an overcoat. We went to an adult bookstore in a sleazy part of town. Upon entering, I paid for a porn movie to be played in a booth. We went in, she took her coat off and bent over a chair.

I fucked her from behind. I came, pulled out and the cum dripped on the floor. She said the chair was sticky, and thew floor was too. It was the grossest place we have ever been in. The thrill of being in such a place caused her to cum quickly, squirting as she did.

We did not say a word. She grabbed her coat and we walked out to the car with her naked. What a thrill.

[pantygal]

Originally Posted by Barmixer

Years ago, while living in Myrtle Beach, SC - My wife put on a pair of boots, thigh high stockings and an overcoat. We went to an adult bookstore in a sleazy part of town. Upon entering, I paid for a porn movie to be played in a booth. We went in, she took her coat off and bent over a chair.

I fucked her from behind. I came, pulled out and the cum dripped on the floor. She said the chair was sticky, and thew floor was too. It was the grossest place we have ever been in. The thrill of being in such a place caused her to cum quickly, squirting as she did.

We did not say a word. She grabbed her coat and we walked out to the car with her naked. What a thrill.

Ah, the good old days. All of those p[laces are long gone in MB. Sounds like you were at Excitement Video.

[Barmixer]

Originally Posted by pantygal

Ah, the good old days. All of those p[laces are long gone in MB. Sounds like you were at Excitement Video.

Thanks for reminding me of the name - I forgot it.

[rednose]

Fucked my girlfriend floating in a tube in the Hudson River, this was in the 80's before the water started to clean itself.

Fucked the same one on a set of public steps in a pool locker room.....perhaps athletes c*nt?

[daskers]

Lol a few different places. Once fucked a former girlfriend in a nasty owl house. It rinked bad !

[goodguy30]

I have twice in nasty places....

First time was with an ex we had been broke up a few weeks. I was 18 working for some of my family at a very small business some of the offices had been redone but the other half were super filthy and basicly a wreck... she called me told me to stay at work late she was coming by. She gets there everyone is gone walks in to the office and has on this long jacket with a tiny skirt with no panties and tee shirt that barely came below her tits with no bra on underneath. She was a bit crazy to say the least she told me she wanted me back and she wasnt leaving until we worked it out and fucked. she had the best ass of anybody ive ever fucked. It was thick while the rest of her was smaller. Blond hair 5'4 34C tits with smaller super pink nipples with a totally shaved smooth pussy that was still super tight. She took off her coat turned around raised her skirt up and jiggled her ass at me told me she knew I wanted it...i told her to stop there were cameras, if she wanted we could go to the old offices. We get over there and they are really a mess... no door on the bath room toilet is full and not working, drywall all over the place, looked like animals had been making homes in there, floors almost unwalkable the furniture all over the place all torn up ect....it stunk so bad... she got down on her knees and took my cock out, it was already super hard. While she was sucking it i asked if she had a condom she said no. I told her i had one in my car id go get it... i never would fuck her with out one... she said ok I halfway dressed went out there to get it.. it wasnt there. I walked back in and she was in the floor doggy style fingering the hell out of her pussy. I told her it wasnt there that we couldn't fuck she would have to suck me off all the way... she kept pounding her pussy with her fingers told me no to fuck her but to just pull out. I got down behind her licked her ass a bit and then pulled me cock back out. She was almost ready to cum anyway so I shoved it in her and grabbed that wonderful ass.... She came pretty quick and I was about to.. I pulled it out and put it in between her ass cheeks and humped it until I started to cum.

Will try to write about the second one tomorrow....