Missed Opportunity

[outbog1]

Back at my old house and my first wife,she was out in the pool like alway,she was 34DD 22 38,big tits and a big ass,all silicone too,I was upstairs with the old VHS video camera getting some video of her and our neighbor John who was near 80 was walking around his yard,the gate was wide open and she was nude on the float,watching this short video of her i always said to myself I should have ne out to talk to john and said I'm going in for a dip and john was kind of slow,and then I should have dropped my towel and ran around the stockade fence quickly and instead of going into the pool gone into the house and watched john go into the pool and get an eyefull of tits and a bush...............

[mmbt]

Ordering a pizza while on lockdown reminded me of a missed opportunity from about 10 years ago ...

I had just started dating my eventual wife, maybe a month or so in. She came over on a Saturday morning, the clothes came off, and she basically spent the weekend buck naked in my apartment. Well at one point we decided to order a pizza. She's sitting on the couch, which is against the wall, and to the left of the couch is the front door to the apartment.

The delivery guy knocks, I quickly pull on some shorts and answer it, hand him the money, take the pizza, and he leaves. Took all of about 10 seconds. Only as he's walking away and I look over at my gf do I see she's beet red, all curled up, unsuccessfully trying to cover up her good bits. And that's when I realize what a glorious ENF opportunity I missed.

All I had to do was ask the guy to hold the door for a minute while I got the money. Or asked him to put the pizza on the table just inside the door. Or something. Anything. And he'd have gotten to see everything she had. All I had to do was find an excuse for him to poke his head in. Damn.

I mentioned the incident to my wife the other night, and I was surprised to find that she totally remembered (rather vividly) being absolutely terrified that I was going to expose her. Yet at the same time, she seemed a little turned on by what could have been.

[Gnome72141]

Originally Posted by mmbt

I mentioned the incident to my wife the other night, and I was surprised to find that she totally remembered (rather vividly) being absolutely terrified that I was going to expose her. Yet at the same time, she seemed a little turned on by what could have been.

My wife teases me like that...I will have an idea, she seems mortified that I might do it, so out of respect for her I don't end up doing something. Then months or years later I will mention it, and she always says, "Well, why didn't do you do it anyway? I probably would have loved it!" Grrr...

[mmbt]

Originally Posted by Gnome72141

My wife teases me like that...I will have an idea, she seems mortified that I might do it, so out of respect for her I don't end up doing something. Then months or years later I will mention it, and she always says, "Well, why didn't do you do it anyway? I probably would have loved it!" Grrr...

I've mentioned to her that I like the idea of her showing off, yet she's too self conscious to act on it. But secretly I think she's got a little bit of an exhibitionist streak. When she was maybe 19 or 20 she once flashed her boobs but her bf at the time was not nice about it afterward. What an insecure bonehead, he probably derailed her from developing into a fun loving exhibitionist.

A few weeks after the above pizza incident, she showed up at my door in nothing but heels, stockings, and a long coat. So perhaps she was a little intrigued, although she said she was scared about being pulled over during the entire 25 minute drive.

I've also told her that she'd make a great figure model for an art class. She surprisingly didn't dismiss it out of hand, but said she wanted to get back in shape, and lose about 20 lbs. We shall see.

But I still fantasize about that pizza delivery and what could have been.

[DRDavenport]

Originally Posted by Gnome72141

My wife teases me like that...I will have an idea, she seems mortified that I might do it, so out of respect for her I don't end up doing something. Then months or years later I will mention it, and she always says, "Well, why didn't do you do it anyway? I probably would have loved it!" Grrr...

reminds me of this cartoon

[Davidkursh]

My wife told me once when we first got together that she flashed the football team after they won the championship.

Now she says that didn't happen. But it's still a cool vision to think about.

[thieph]

Back in college after a night out, we went to a local pizza place many of the students stopped at after a night of drinking. Our large mixed gender group crammed into a booth, with me on the outside struggling to keep myself from falling off the edge while sitting next to a cute dark haired girl I was pretty good friends with. Across the aisle and a couple booths away was another group that I noticed when a girl on the bench facing me got up from the booth in a very unladylike fashion, stretching one leg out then the other, which gave me a very good view of her black panties under a denim mini skirt. She walked past our table to the trash can to throw some items away, and while passing our table my dark haired friend said out loud to nobody in particular "Oh, I have that same skirt!" referring to the girl who I just upskirted. I watched as she walked back to her table and got back into the booth in the same unladylike manner and continued to sit with her legs further apart than they should be for the length of skirt she had on.

That's where the truth ends because of the size of the group we were with, but in my head I'd love to think that I pointed out this girl to my dark haired friend with a comment like "Do you sit like that when you wear the skirt too?" In my mind it gets even better when she replies "No, I can't do that because I usually don't wear panties!"

[Hwu]

A looong time ago, I want to say 2012, my now-wife and then girlfriend once tentatively brought up when we were cuddling in bed after having sex whether or not I would ever want to do an MFM threesome situation or watch her fuck another guy. Being more young and jealous and still having my hangups, I grimaced and politely but firmly turned the notion down, and she never brought it up again.

Cut to a cool dozen years later and now I'm the one who finds the notion of kissing her while she gets pounded doggystyle by another guy indescribably hot, and I fantasize it about it a lot! The other week while we were making out before having sex - in a full reversal of twelve years ago - I tentatively asked whether she would ever fuck another guy for me while I watched, and she was the one who said it was fine as a dirty talk fantasy thing but politely but firmly said that she had zero interest in ever actually doing it and my dick is the only one she intends to have in her for the rest of her life.

So opportunity gone it seems! What was hot to her in her early 20s as someone's girlfriend no longer appeals to her in her mid 30s as someone's wife. In retrospect I do wonder whether her offer back then was more specific that it seemed - i.e. whether she had a specific coworker she had a crush on in mind or something and if I'd agreed the thing would have been suspiciously arranged in a matter of a few days - but man would I love having the memory in the spank bank of getting a live action hardcore porn of my wife play out in real time before my eyes. I wish I'd gone YOLO when the chance had been offered!

But ah well, seems that's a fantasy for another life. C'est la vie.

[rudolfm]

Or she aldedy had another guy when she asked you then, and now she doesn't. Girls who have more than one often fantasize of having them all at once.

[Hwu]

Originally Posted by rudolfm

Or she aldedy had another guy when she asked you then, and now she doesn't. Girls who have more than one often fantasize of having them all at once.

Possible but seems highly unlikely to me - she never cared about leaving me alone with her unlocked phone if she went to shower or something, was always happy if I dropped by unannounced or unexpected, no odd or secretive calls or texts or unexplained absences, would check her social media messages on her laptop in bed right next to me, no evidence of anyone else ever at her place. If she was going behind my back at any point, well, kudos for getting away with it because she was hiding it MASTERFULLY.