My Annoying Hot Mom

[pa_boy]

Originally Posted by zooguy1959

"If the sex is good, it is 10% of the relationship,

if the sex is bad, it is 90% of the relationship."

One may argue with the numbers, but the idea makes sense to me.

Yup, and men don't hook up with the secretary at work when wifey is keeping the sheets warm at home. It's like the old quote "how to keep your man happy? His stomach full and his balls empty"

[shoeripoff6]

Originally Posted by RickyKnowsIt

I've been thinking about maybe posting a few pix of Jillian (that's my Annoying Hot Mom's name).

Just don't want to get constant requests from pic hunters or what not. I know a lot of people think "oh, what's he complaining about having a hot mom." Well... if you could see/hear how snobby and b*tchy Jillian is to everyone (including me) then maybe you'd see why I almost agreed to help my friends prank her.

Now that Halloween is coming up, they're telling me I should ask her to let me have a costume party and ask her to dress up like "Elvira." I'm pretty sure no way Jillian's gonna go for this

Yeah, so your mom has had a hard time, make it a bit worse and pimp her on here

[QUOTE=zooguy1959;2187973]

"If the sex is good, it is 10% of the relationship,
if the sex is bad, it is 90% of the relationship."


Very insightful.
I gotta remember that!

[kesowi]

Originally Posted by shoeripoff6

Yeah, so your mom has had a hard time, make it a bit worse and pimp her on here

My thoughts exactly... it makes me wonder how old OP was.

[nectcouple]

Well, this thread was written in 2016, so whatever age you think he is, subtract 4 years. Lol.

[Gnome72141]

I remember this thread!

My friend growing up had a hot mom. He hated it. She didn't know she was hot, though. I loved sleeping over at his house (all the way through college until we moved really far away from each other).

[rracoonz]

Originally Posted by Gnome72141

I remember this thread!

My friend growing up had a hot mom. He hated it. She didn't know she was hot, though. I loved sleeping over at his house (all the way through college until we moved really far away from each other).

My girlfriend in high school had a hot mom, too. She was small framed with massive boobs!! She was also a drunk and would often come over to use our pool (she was also friend a friend of my Dad). I was constantly catching glimpses of those massive tits and shots of her blonde pussy as she stumbled in and out of the pool, climbing in and out of the loungers, etc. I had a perpetual hard on whenever she came over! Good Times!!!

[piecenick]

Originally Posted by zooguy1959

"If the sex is good, it is 10% of the relationship,

if the sex is bad, it is 90% of the relationship."

One may argue with the numbers, but the idea makes sense to me.

The same thing could be said about finances.