I love you, funny face! - Page 19

Fox Mulder · #**181** 12-23-2011, 06:27 PM

Once there was a little dick.
On his own he wasn't much- until the day the day he met Anna...

1. Anna looked at the pitiful little dick and thought "Hmmmm there are possibilities here."
2. So she took him into her warm mouth and loved him as only she could do.
3. Her mouth was so warm and wet- and her tongue so talented that the little dick grew and grew...
4. THEN SHE ATE HIM!

The moral of the story is...we'll, there isn't one.

Fox Mulder · #**182** 12-23-2011, 06:32 PM

1. This is the only way Darth Vader's girlfriend can coax an erection out of him.
2. Merriam was tired- but the dick wanted more...
3. ...and when the dick finished with Merriam- it moved on to Cindy. It was a busy dick.
4. This isn't meant to be funny. I just like her body and what she can do with it.

Merry Christmas from Fox Mulder.

Fox Mulder · #**183** 12-24-2011, 08:16 PM

(Captions read left to right. Top to bottom)

1. "Uh...(hee hee)...could you...uh...(hee hee)...call a paramedic?"
2. Yes, artists are very eccentric. Why do you ask?
3. This picture needs no caption- just enjoy it.
4. This is how I want to be awakened every morning of my life.
5. On December 27th 2004- this guy got the best belated Christmas gift ever.
6. The blow job is on hold while the "American Idol" judges announce the winner.
7. You can also blame "American Idol" for ruining this hand job. That show has got to go!
8. This young woman never acts like this...what could be the reason. What's that you say? In her hand?
9. "Now where did I put my drink? It was here somewhere...Oh! Damn!"
10. Chelsea's Spanish is not so good. Whatever she just said to her Mexican guest must have been very good!

Fox Mulder · #**184** 12-26-2011, 05:35 PM

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1. A second later she got it in the face, learning the hard way... (Never look a one eyed trouser snake in the eye.)
2. Jenny watches too many "Happy Days" reruns..."Heeeey! It's the Fonz!"
3. Guys, if you want your girl to swallow- don't eat fast food. It make your semen taste like salty rancid goat milk.
4. Carlos and Nancy were new to the whole S&M thing...very new.
5. A naked girl in the snow...does it give you wood? It worked for somebody!
6. Every paintball players wet dream.

Fox Mulder · #**185** 12-29-2011, 08:28 PM

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1. The least enthusiastic titty fuck you are likely to see today.
2. If your penis is too large- your girlfriend will give subtle signals to let you know.
3. Just found this pic on the Internet... and now she's making a funny face because she's making a funny face (huh?)
4. Caught sniffing her best friend's panties Marilyn has no choice but to...
5. Finally come out of this closet.
6. Finding her clitoris without the aid of GPS.
7. I'm guessing you can't do this. Please don't try. Really...I'm not kidding... don't.

Fox Mulder · #**186** 12-31-2011, 08:48 PM

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1. Vic the Voyeur thought he'd found the perfect peeping spot in Mary's closet...then he stepped on her sleeping cat
2. Rita's New Year's Eve came down to a relaxing dinner with her best friend.
3. ...then the monster who lived inside the drain began to suck Sheila down.
4. "No no no! stop! Your dog's butt has ruined my big model shoot again! Aaaargh!"
5. This is one for the "Unsuspecting Wives" thread. Guys like this sort of sneaky pic. The models? Not so much.
6. Lesson learned: If you get too close to one of those things, it's liable to go off on ya!
7. See? Julie learned... She's found herself one of them there sperm-less boyfriends.
8. Jacob's ejaculations are so powerful that...well look at her hair! (Swooosh!)
9. It Italy, Claudio's manhood stood up straight like a tower at the thought of sex with Elizabetta
10. Unimpressed, Elizabetta cooly stared it down. Yes, it still resembles a tower... the one in Pisa.

Happy New Year OCC!

Fox Mulder · #**187** 01-02-2012, 07:55 PM

(Captions read left to right-top to bottom)

1. Think about it Missy, once you taste some of that you will just want more and more...
2. No need to call Homeland Security -she's just trying on a Christmas present!
3. Good manners are important while practicing fellatio. Notice the way she holds it? Mom would be proud!
4. You've heard about letting the cat out of the bag? I'd rather see the pussy come out of the panties
5. "Hmmm...when we're finished here I need to get him to repaint that ceiling. "
6. I LIKE the way this young woman does Yoga!
7. The phantom penis returns!
8. She thinks this is her funny new boyfriend's joke..an ejaculation wake up call. When she opens her eyes...
she will be very surprised to find her creepy ex husband has actually kept a key to the house...

9. "See this boys? I can get it all in here!"
10. Becky practices for her marathon in her tiny apartment. The guy downstairs is thrilled.

Fox Mulder · #**188** 01-03-2012, 10:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NorthernBoy

Love the captions Vince. Wish they were on the photos it would make them more valuable...

NB

...but it's a bit of work. I might experiment with it if people would like to see it.

Fox Mulder · #**189** 01-08-2012, 05:29 PM

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1. Don't be a victim! When visiting a nude beach, hide your clothes where thieves can't find them.
2. Waiting for her husband Joe to get it up is making Clarice very bored...
3. Joe's mistress has the same problem.
4. Aye...she be a hog eye girl! ...and she enjoys facials...She can sail with me any time.
5. Will YOU pass the blindfold taste test?
6. Yes, facials are funny...especially when the sperm flies out all wiggly like that.
7. Falling asleep with cum in your mouth is dangerous...and when you snore it gets all foamy and bubbly.
8. Poor old guy...he's probably sitting there sad because he hasn't seen a naked woman in years. Turn around!
9. "Arrrrgh ! Grrrr! Rooooar!" (She's auditioning for my Sexual Intensity thread)
10. This pic was rejected for my "Bed Bath and Beyond Thread." Dude...

Fox Mulder · #**190** 01-10-2012, 06:38 PM

There are two distinct sides to this beauty: She's a goofy fun girl- but she's also an intense lover. See both sides below. Laugh at one- wank to the other.

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