Upcoming Stage Nudity in your area?

[jidderman]

Originally Posted by c747584@trbvm.com

Row C is the first row. The pit orchestra is in A & B, so there are no seats. The 3rd row back for this show is E, so the "sweet spot" is E, F, G. Sitting in C will let you look right up Emma's vagina, but may make it tougher to see the rest of the girls naked bodies.

Remember the nudity doesn't start until about halfway through the first act -- the signal is when you see the male rear nudity. The female nudity is just after that, and the last scene in the first act, and the last scene in the second act.

hmmmm I would have thought sitting in C would have given best view for all pussies, as it's the closest? so the other naked girls don't go near the front like Emma? surely you will still be able to see their pussies if in row c?

[jidderman]

Originally Posted by KevinTroiani

I ended up getting a seat in Row D, on the left-hand side. My initial instinct was to get Row C, but reviews I read said that it was quite low down, there's minimal leg space, and there was a chance that the orchestra might obstruct your view somewhat. I also didn't want to look up at the stage too much, as it might make it harder to see them upstage (theatre lingo). Will report back, and very much look forward to seeing the girls in all their shaven glory!

can u please film it lol. any links to these reviews?

[c747584@trbvm.com]

Originally Posted by jidderman

can u please film it lol. any links to these reviews?

Seat reviews:
theatremonkey.com/NOELCOWARDbooking.htm#Th
"High stage can cause neck ache in the front three rows"

Only Emma comes to the front of the stage naked. The other girls remain in the back. That's why I was suggesting rows E, F, or G.

[jidderman]

Originally Posted by c747584@trbvm.com

Seat reviews:
theatremonkey.com/NOELCOWARDbooking.htm#Th
"High stage can cause neck ache in the front three rows"

Only Emma comes to the front of the stage naked. The other girls remain in the back. That's why I was suggesting rows E, F, or G.

ehh I think Row C is ok??:

“Row C: (Liam). Tthe last 4 seats of the row but still excellent and almost seemed central."

"C23: AMAZING seat. I saw absolutely everything - occasionally I missed a few facial expressions but very rarely."

"C15 and 16: "Avenue Q". These seats are 4 rows from the front and are central to the stage. These offer a fantastic view of the stage, and the action. I would not hesitate in purchasing these tickets again. At 5ft 9, the leg room was snug but comfortable."

[jidderman]

Originally Posted by KevinTroiani

But these reviews are for shows where Row C was the third row - not the first row next to the orchestra pit. I'm sure it's fine anyway, but if two of the girls are quite far back, I guess the lower down you are, the less of them you see!

lol how do you know this? they say Row C but mean row F?. Row C is the 3rd seat back.

[jidderman]

Originally Posted by ITCC

Avenue Q would not have had an orchestra pit so C would have been third row rather than first. c747584 is spot on with his advice!

Yes, but C is the 3rd row? A and B are not on sale? the reviews of row C in the stalls are all good, I can't see any issues, even in orchestra at front, unless u r a midget, why would this be an issue?

[Fango]

Originally Posted by KevinTroiani

Won't be filming it, no. Those spy glasses are so blatant that I can't see how they'd ever pass for legit glasses - especially if security are proactively seeking out people with recording devices etc. (as our correspondent suggests!)

kidbrother, one of the most prolific recorders of stage nudity, uses spy glasses. He's made many videos (example) and always gets away with it. If you were to keep the glasses in your pocket and wait to put them on until the house lights go down, you should be good to go. The people looking for recording devices are most likely looking for cameras and phones, I would imagine, and probably wouldn't be too suspicious of someone just putting on a pair of glasses, and they would be harder to spot as spy glasses in the dark. I hope you reconsider, as you may be our only chance to ever see this amazing-sounding performance.

Fango

[jidderman]

Originally Posted by ITCC

Legroom mainly - with the orchestra there is far less of it and it gets a bit painful!

so aside from the legroom, the view of all pussies is the best?

[C Dick]

This is a great thread. But it sounds like it would be way easier to just visit a strip club, and sit in perverts row all day. I suppose to true connoisseurs it is just not the same.

[Pedro the Fisherman]

The difference being, these are young and very pretty (and in one case A list) actors who may never get naked again in public.