*Naked in the news*

[KarlMalone]

Woman found swimming nude in neighbor's pond was 'trying to be a mermaid'

A woman who was found swimming nude in her neighbor's pond was "trying to be a mermaid."

According to a statement issued by the Union Parish Sheriff's Office on Wednesday, 41-year-old Erin Elizabeth Sutton was taken into custody after deputies responded to a trespassing complaint in the Linville community of Marion in Louisiana in November 2025.

The caller reported that their neighbor, Sutton, was standing in their driveway screaming despite previous warnings not to trespass. Upon arrival, deputies found Sutton swimming nude in a pond on the caller's property.

Sutton initially refused to exit the pond, claiming she was "trying to be a mermaid."

[KarlMalone]

Orange County coffee shop shut down after 17 arrested for public nudity, police say

One woman recounted his own experience on social media when he unknowingly walked in for what he thought was just coffee.

"I went to a strip club today by accident," Paulina Abena's post said. "I know what you're thinking, 'By accident?' But for real, for real, by accident. ... I walk in and everybody's naked."

[KarlMalone]

Vanity Fair: Bianca Censori, Uncensored: For the First Time, Kanye West’s Wife Is Speaking for Herself

"I had an obvious obsession with nudity. I was naked everywhere. I didn’t detach with it at any point."

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Naked protester arrested at Centennial Park

A 39-year-old woman was taken into custody Sunday morning after an officer spotted her running naked amid protests in Centennial Park.

According to court documents, an officer was on routine patrol when he spotted a naked woman with a sign running toward people gathered in the park on West End Avenue.