Divorce Court

[bigi442000]

So Mr Olowinski, you say that this hardharryboy69 who you met on the net...this friend as you call him....promised you he would never repost your wife. I only have one question for you: HOW STUPID CAN YOU BE?

[bigi442000]

On the one hand Mrs Spataforra was happy her husband was working. On the other, she found it embarrassing that he was so greasy that he would lubricate crankcases at the Jiffy Lube by dripping his hair into the engine!

[bigi442000]

So Mr Rockne, let me see if I have this straight. You posted these in revenge because you thought your wife was having an affair. Then your wife found out she was on the net and in revenge had an affair. Somehow, I think your wife got the better end of that deal.

[bigi442000]

I can find no evidence in these photos that Mr Hommes is gay. ... Oh wait. ... You say the organ in the photos belongs to the wedding photographer? ...Well, gay or not, Mr Hommes needs out of THIS marriage!

[whymotabc1]

171 is gorgeous. i'm very jealous--and horny.

[bigi442000]

I've never understood all this swinging. If a 4 marries an 8, it seems poor policy to introduce multiple 7, 8s and 9s to the mix. Still that is the path Mr Warren chose. Mrs Warren, the 8 in question, soon met a 7, one Jane, and the rest is history. For the sake of a few romps in the hay with Jane and Mrs Warren, Mr Warren is now left to go steady with his fist. Alas. The divorce is granted.

[bigi442000]

The testimony is all very confusing, in part because the accents of the couple are so thick. If I understand it aright, Mr Fukowa is an engineer in Toho Laboratories. His team was successful in creating a giant insect, which they cleverly named Mothra. Needless to say, the insect got loose. Mr Fukowa then had an idea to create something that could fly to eat Mothra, hence Rodan. The failure of this scheme then led to a chain of experimental creatures of giant size, including a turtle that flies and can shoot death rays, a huge lizard named Godzilla of all things, his friend Godzuki, a caterpillar the size of the Queen Mary, and on and on. At one point, at team of aliens from another galaxy arrived in the mix. Mr Fukowa, who claims to the Prince of Outer Space, allied himself with miniature twin females to defeat the monsters and the aliens, unfortunately at the expense of Tokyo, Kyoto, Yokohama, and Hoboken, New Jersey. Mrs Fukowa claims that she lost love for her husband because during the crisis he never let her do anything but gasp, scream and faint, all the while running about hither and yon from caves to collapsing bridges and electrical plants. Something like that anyway. Or maybe Dr Fu Man Chu had a hand in it somewhere. Anyway, I find that she is entitled to alimony.

[bigi442000]

This case has a sad, if all too familiar, story. Mrs Cortez had a rather public affair with the local grocer. Mr Cortez, finding her in the arms of her lover behind the meat counter, was justifiably upset. However, Mrs Cortez was at pains to describe in graphic detail the numerous reasons she engaged in the affair, all of which boil down to it being Mr Cortez's fault. Mr Cortez accepted this (although why is anyone's guess). Sometime later, Mr Cortez found that he was aroused by Mrs Cortez's behavior, so he suggested that she engage in sex with a friend of his while he watched. Mrs Cortez refused in the most strident and offensive tones. So in a nutshell, Mrs Cortez had sex with another man and then became upset when Mr Cortez suggested that she have sex with another man!?! I grant Mr Cortez (first name Lucky) a divorce. Although none of the parties raised the issue, I am also sending Mrs Cortez to jail for thirty days. It may not solve anyone's problems, but it certainly makes me feel good!

[bigi442000]

I think you are entitled to a divorce Mrs Howard, but after reviewing the photographic evidence I must say that I think I should spend some time questioning your two witnesses in private. They are your sisters, you say? Yes I do think that would be a good idea!

[bigi442000]

I must deny the annulment based on disease. I have looked at the evidence - and counsel, thank you for the sharply focused close ups - and find that Mrs Besser does not in fact have the mange, but is simply in need of a new razor!