CFNF Wrestling - Lisa Comshaw, etc.

[hemo101]

Iiim Back! ! !

[hanskumoekk]

Great pictures (as usual), Helen, but I wonder where you found them? I try to find pictures like these, but I don't find much of them..

[hemo101]

Hi Hans!

Try googling Seakingsfemfight. You will be able to access a terrific site that will provide you with lots of catfight stories and pics. Happy hunting.

Love

Helen

[Alexandra80]

Hi to all!

it's the most interesting thread on this forum! I always imagine myself losing a catfight not because i don't have enough strength but for the lack of courage.

Does anybody like fights between a well dressed and casually dressed women and the formers loses it and get stripped and humiliated?

[dick fitzwell]

i do

[hanskumoekk]

Me too! It would have been great if you wanted to contribute to this thread with some stories!

[OuterOrange]

Originally Posted by Alexandra80

Hi to all!

it's the most interesting thread on this forum! I always imagine myself losing a catfight not because i don't have enough strength but for the lack of courage.

Does anybody like fights between a well dressed and casually dressed women and the formers loses it and get stripped and humiliated?

Doesn't everybody?

[Cigar4u]

And now, per Hans' request:

Elizabeth Hurley vs. Diane Kruger
By Cigar

Diane Kruger screamed at the top of her lungs as cruel Elizabeth Hurley inserted two slim fingers up the blond’s sore rectum and sharp-nailed thumb into the poor woman’s aching vagina.

German-born Kruger could not believe the humiliation she was enduring in front of 3,000 excited fans at the London Arena as brunette British babe Hurley masterfuly had stripped and dominated her.

Hurley, her fashionable one-piece black suimsuit securely clinging to her curvacious body, laughed in delight as she tortured the naked blond in the dreaded bowling ball claw hold.

Kruger, on her stomach and pinned under Hurley’s shapely ass could only look back and see the soles of Hurley’s size 9 ½ feet, and even those were covered with a pair of dancer’s thong-style leather shoes that left the heels, arches and toes nude but covered the balls of her feet.

How Kruger wished she had even that little bit of matrial to cover her most intimate parts that for the past 10 minutes had been on display for the cream of British society to enjoy. Fortunately for Kruger no cameras were allowed in the arena to record the humiliating scenario.

But why? Why, wondered Kruger, had Hurley gone so far to humiliate her and destroy her? They had no prior feud. And except for the fact that both women had started their entertainment careers with a mutual desire to be ballerinas, they had nothing else in common.

So why was Hurley’s blood-red-tipped fingernails now digging into Kruger’s most prviate of exposed areas, which was sure to leave deep physical and emotional scars? What did Hurley have to gain by going so far to embarrass Kruger?

Perhaps it is best to start at the beginning.

The wrestling card was the brainchild of Hurley as a fundraiser for her favorite charity, the Save the Children Foundation, of which she had longed to be its president.

Every two years, the organization put on a major sports themed charity event as its biggest fundraiser. Two years ago, the German tandem of Heidi Klum, Claudia Schiffer and Kruger had coordinated a major celebrity softball game in Dallas, Texas, that raised a record $1.2 million. Later, that success helped get the three Germans elected president, vice president and treasurer of the organization.

In 2004, supermodel/volleyball player Gabriel Reece put on a celebrity volleyball tournament in Los Angeles, Calif., that raised a then-record $1 million and got her and fellow volleyballers Misty May and Kerri Walsh elected to the organization’s three top posts.

Now it was Hurley’s turn to work with her friends British actress Catherine Zeta Jones and Aussie supermodel Elle MacPherson to put on the big fundraiser and hopefully break the donations record and sweep the three into the top two-year posts.

Hurley considered several sports including field hockey, basketball, soccer and even another softball game. But she got the idea for a card of wrestling matches after watching a WWE pay-per-view event and saw how the fans went wild over two ring divas in action.

“If the fans fill the arena and go gaga over two relatively unknown ladies grappling, imagine what they will do to see some big named stars go at it,” Hurley said pitching the idea to Catherine and Elle.

“And if a breast or two accidentally pops out of a bra during the scuffle, so much better for stimulating donations into the collection baskets between matches!”

“I don’t know,” Elle said. “It’s a bit radical, don’t you think? It’s hard enough to get some of the ladies excited about playing softball or volleyball. We had to cancel the American football game in 2002 and replace it with a track meet because of a lack of sign-ups.

“I can tell you right now there are a lot of women celebrities who flat out won’t wrestle or participate in any type of contact sports.”

Hurley argued that there is a lot of rivalry in Hollywood and that there are a number of women who would love to dig their claws into a bitter rival. And the fact that it is all for a good cause will secure their participation.

Catherine and Elle reluctantly agreed and the three presented their sports charity fundraiser idea to Heidi, Claudia and Kruger, who surprisingly said they thought a wrestling card was a great idea.

Hurley was perplexed. She was sure she would have had a fight on her hands getting the German trio to agree to anything, given that they really did not want Hurley’s fundraiser to break their record.

Also, the three incumbants desired a second term in office. They certainly did not need Hurley’s popularity to grow to pose a threat to their re-election.

Later, Claudia and Heidi laughed in private over Hurley’s wrestling idea, calling it a farce.

“Poor Limey b*tch, she is going to fall flat on her face,” Heidi chuckled. “She’s going to have a real tough time
finding women celebs who will wrestle. I certainly am not going to put my beautiful face and career on the line to participate in it. She’s nuts.”

“I won’t either, but it will look bad if none of us office-holders participate,” Claudia said. “It will look like we are trying to make it so Liz fails. Other members may even think we are trying to deliberatly sabotage the event – which we are trying to do, right?

“Of course we are,” Heidi, said. “But you are right, we can’t make it look like we are. Let’s have Diane represent the board and wrestle. She’s a good sport and, unlike us supermodels, she can still get work in movies with a few bruises on her body.”

“And, better yet, let’s have Diane wrestle Liz Hurley!” Claudia suggested. “Liz will have to accept if she is going to convince other women to wrestle. If she refuses no one else will participate.

“And Liz will have to train so that will take time away from her efforts to sell tickets and properly organize the event. Even if Diane doesn’t beat Liz in the ring, you and I can jump Liz while she is naked in her dressing room shower after the match and give her a good beating!”

“Oh, yes, Claudia, that will be so much fun!” Heidi said with shoolgirl glee. “Liz will be so tired from her match with Diane to properly defend herself and we will destroy her. She will be too scared to even think of challenging us for our offices!”

End of Part 1

Below are face shots of Elizabeth Hurley and Diane Kruger:

[Cigar4u]

Hurley vs. Kruger Part 2

Sure enough, things began to go wrong for Liz from the start.

Liz wanted to put on the wrestling show in New York’s Madison Square Garden, but the liability insurance to protect so many famous actresses, singers and models from injury was just too great to hold it anywhere in the United States.

The fact that Kruger, on Claudia’s instructions, provided inaccurate financial information on the insurance application forms also helped spike the chances of the event winding up in any major U.S. city.

Liz had to turn to her homeland where the insurance and restrictions were much lower (and where Claudia and Heidi had no clout to stop it.)

Liz and her friends managed to sell all 3,000 seats at $200 a ticket to raise the initial $600,000 gate.

But, as Hurley had learned in years past, the real money was not in ticket sales, but rather in the hundreds of thousands of dollars raised at the event by fans throwing money onto the playing field in appreciation of the competition or after meeting their favorite celbrities after the event.

Hurley knew she would have to more than double the gate in event-day donations to break the record, and that was going to be difficult. No one had ever done that in the five previous bi-annual sporting challenges.

Also, Hurley had a string of bad luck with key matches falling through.

Her original big main event was going to be the current Mrs. Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie against the former Mrs. Brad Pitt, Jennifer Aniston. But a week after the match was announced, causing ticket sales to soar, Aniston mysteriously pulled out, saying she had another engagement.

The fact that Claudia and Heidi had met with the former “Friends” star and presented Aniston with a huge check for her own favorite charity had to have played a role in Jennifer pulling out of a match she so desperately wanted with the husband-stealing tramp.

Also, Liz could not even get the young hot stars like Brittany Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Jessica Simpson, etc., to return her phone calls.

Unbeknown to Liz, Heidi and Claudia had contacted nearly all of the hot younger stars and warned the little princesses that they were being setup by Liz for beatings at the hands of older, jealous women stars.

Liz then turned to a number of veteran celebrities and was able to put together an impressive card of 10 matches – two tagteam encounters and eight one-on-one battles.

To a woman, each celebrity agreed to do the event as long as there would be no cameras present to record action that could later be used to humiliate them.

The paparazzi were thwarted at the gate and cell phones and other spy photography devices were confiscated in the lobby by private security officers and Bobbies using electronic searching devices.

To Liz’s disappointment, a number of the matches turned out not to be as sexy as she imagined they would be. In fact, some were friendly encounters with a lot of giggling, missed spots and goofing off.

In the opening match, modern-day Charlie’s Angels Cameron Diaz and Drew Barrymore won a close scientific encounter against Sex and the City stars Kim Cattrall, a native Brit, and Sarah Jessica Parker.

All four girls hugged at the end of the supposed grudge match and the audience politely applauded. No money was thrown into the ring and the collection plates after the match were just about empty.

In an effort to avoid losing her audience’s intrest early on, Liz moved up one of the bigger matches, Uma Thurman vs. Darryl Hannah, who were reprising their exciting karate bout from “Kill Bill Vol. 2.” Hannah even wore the eyepatch she had worn in the film.

But the fight was nowhere near as exciting as the movie without the Hollywood special effects and cutting techniques.

Each actress missed kicks and botched other maneuvers and laughed about it as fans booed. Thurman won the uninspiring contest and then drew a laugh from the crowd when she seemingly pulled out Hannah’s one good eye – actually a chocolate ball – and ate it.

Hannah and Thurman then walked out of the ring arm-and-arm laughing. The audience applauded politely. Again, no money was thrown and the collection plates were practically bare.

Hurley was about to pull out her hair over how bad things were going.

The first two matches were nowhere near titilating. So, again Hurley moved up one of her later big matches, hoping that black supermodel Tyra Banks and Hurley’s close friend blond actress Gweneth Paltrow would rip each other apart.

Banks won the match easily. But just like on her touchy-feely women’s empowerment talk show, Tyra refused to degrade Paltrow. Instead, Banks raised Paltrow’s arm after the match and encouraged the crowd to validate Paltrow’s feelings so she did not feel bad about losing.

“Bloody hell!” Hurley shouted after watching that love fest of sugary sportsmanship that again left the collection plates almost mpty. For the first time Liz admitted to MacPherson and Zeta Jones that they may be in real trouble for what was turning into a real dog of a promotion.

Meanwhile, watching from the dressing room area was Claudia Schiffer and Heidi Klum, delighting in their rivals’ pending failure.

“I knew this would be a big bust,” Claudia said. “By the sixth bout this crowd will be pouring out of here like a bloody nose.”

“Yeah, Liz is really going to have to eat shit over this one!” Klum laughed. “Speaking of busts, I got dibs on Liz’s nipples after her fight. You can relieve her of her crotch hairs when we get our hands on her.”

The next match featured two vetrean Hollywood actresses Jamie Lee Curtis and Meg Ryan who took their wrestling work as seriously as their acting. Both had trained real hard and learned how to wrestle properly.

They put on a pretty terrific performance before Curtis eeked out a victory in a clean, well scripted match.
Although both women shook hands at the end, the crowd threw a few dollars into the ring over the superb 15-minute match that featured a lot of holds and a lot of heart on the part of both grapplers. Also, the collection plates were a little fuller than for previous matches.

The same thing happened when Jolie beat Kim Basinger in a one-sided but still well performed fifth match. Basinger really sold her part and put over Angelina big time. And while no clothing was lost, the fans were beginning to get into the spirit of the show.

End of Part 2

Here are Elizabeth Hurley and Diane Kruger in evening gowns:

[Cigar4u]

Hurley vs. Kruger Part 3

In the sixth match, an old-timers event, singer/actress Cher defeated her good friend actress Susan Sarandon, again in a match where both women were well prepared for the action and even did a good job pretending they hated each other.

There was no handshake at the end as both women stayed in character and the collection buckets were even fuller than in the previous matches.

In the seventh match, Playboy products Pamela Anderson and Cindy Crawford teamed up to defeat good friend actresses Laura Dern and Mary Steenburgen. The fans went wild as Anderson wrestled in a next-to-nothing bikini and high heels.

It was amazing that Anderson did not wind up naked and emerged victorious in a bout that ended with the crowd tossing hundred dollar bill donations into the ring and filling the collection baskets as they cheered on Anderson and her near nakedness.

Liz, Catherine and Elle commented to each other how Anderson’s bare skin really excited the crowd and that it would be great if they could get more skin from the participants in the remaining matches.

Still, at that point in the card, Liz’s gals had collected less than $100,000, leaving them with just $700,000 in proceeds – $500,000 short of their goal.

A disappointed Liz told her friends she had to go to her changing room and get dressed and warmed up for her main event match with Diane Kruger.

“There is no way they are going to break the record now – not with many of their best matches over,” Claudia said to Heidi.

“With only three matches left, there is no way Liz is going to raise a half a mil!” Heidi agreed as the two watched which private dressing room Liz went into to jump her later. “This is just not going to be Liz’s day!”

In the first semimain event, tall and slim redheaded actress Nicole Kidman dominated a much biggerv eteran “Red Sonja” star Brigitte Nielsen.

In her heyday, few women in the world could beat the Great Dane. But on this night, Gitte was well passed her prime and severely weakened from years of substance abuse.

She was losing the unscripted match really bad to the former Mrs. Tom Cruise.

Then, all of a sudden, Nielsen, who was obviously intoxicated, ripped off her own bikini top and challenged the Aussie to a bare-breast encounter.

Kidman was no fool. She kept her top on and proceeded to attack Nielsen’s inviting nude nipples, forcing the aging B movie queen to scream a quick surrender.

The crowd cheered its loudest over both the naked breasts and the nipple twisting attack on them. Wads of money flew into the ring and the collection plates were at their fullest. About $50,000 in donations came in after that bout alone.

In the second semimain event, white actress Sharon Stone and black star Halle Berry reprised their fantastic fight scene from the Batman movie with Berry portayed Catwoman. Berry even wore her black skintight leather Catwoman outfit for this match while Stone wore a snug white bodysuit.

Although no clothing was lost in the battle, the crowd went nuts when the two women threw caution to the wind and got into a real-life, knock-down, claws flailing catfight outside the ring about 15 minutes into the fight, resulting in a double count-out draw.

Another $50,000 was added to the kitty by the appreciative fans of that great contrast battle.

As the Stone-Berry bout was going on, Liz, Catherine and Elle met in Hurley’s dressing room to discuss strategy for the impossible task of raising $400,000 plus in the last match on the card.

“Well ladies, I guess I’ve let the side down,” a dejected Liz Hurley said.

“You know Liz, I noticed that the crowd was at its loudest and in its most giving mood when Pam Andrson wrestled nearly naked and when Gitte took off her top,” Catherine said.

“Are you saying that Liz should go out there and fight Diane naked?” Elle quipped.

“It’s not necessary for Liz to be nude if her opponent winds up that way,” Catherine responded.

“At this point I am so angry and so disapointed I would strip Diane just to get a pound of flesh,” Liz said. “But let’s say I do strip Diane. How is that going to help us raise more than $400,000?”

“Well,” said Catherine, “You can do a lot of things with and to a naked lady – things for which we could charge money. Keep in mind this is a crowd of very rich men and women who would love nothing more than a chance to do a famous actress.”

“That’s pimping and sexual assault!” Liz said, a cruel smile crossing her lips. “Let’s do it. I’ll bet that crowd will pay a fortune to screw Diane.

“One question, though, Claudia and Heidi will not let things go that far. They are sure to run in the ring and stop it. What do we do about that?”

Elle told Liz: “Don’t worry about that. We’ll take care of them. You just work over Diane real good.”
Liz shrugged her shoulders and said, “Even if we don’t get the donations record, we’ll at least give those damn krauts a run for their money!”

Diane Kruger, unaware of her fate, walked down the aisle in a powder blue robe and high heels. She was accompanied by Claudia and Heidi in street clothes. The British crowd bood loudly.

Elizabeth Hurley, wearing a flowing black robe with red trim, came down the aisle accompanied by Elle and Catherine, who also were in street clothes. The crowd roared for their countrywoman.

When they disrobed, Kruger was wearing a powder blue string bikini that nicely hugged her curves. She kicked off her heels to wrestle barefoot. Hurley wore the aforementioned black one piece suit with the tiny thong dancer shoes.

“And now ladies and gentlemen, our main event!” ring announcer and Aussie supermodel Rachel Hunter screamed into the mic.

“In the corner to my left, she hails from Hildesheim, Germany. She is 32 years old with blond hair and blue eyes. She stands 5 feet, 8½ inches tall or 174 centimeters. Her measurements are 33-23-35. She wears a size 6 dress and a size 8 shoe. She is the star of the movies “Troy,” “National Treasure” and “Wicker Park” – the pride of Germany: Diane Kruger!

Loud boos filled the stadium.

“In the corner to my right, she hails from Hampshire, England,” Hunter said, emphasizing the word England to a thunderous response from the audience.

“She is 43 years old with brown hair and blue eyes. She stands 5 feet, 10 inches or 178 centimeters. Her measurements are 34-24-34. She wears a size 4 dress and a size 9 ½ shoe. She is the star of many motion pictures, including “Aria,” “Passenger 57,” “The Spy Who Shagged Me” and “Bedazzled” – our hometown sweetheart: Elizabeth Hurley!”

Wild cheers filled the small, intimate arena.

Hunter then introduced to the audience the special guest referee for the match, American actress Brooke Shields.

End of Part 3

Some fun shots of Hurley and Kruger barefooted (what can I say, I have a foot fetish!)