*Naked in the news*

[patrockhard]

A milf cop got busted by internal affairs for running an OF account :

https://nypost.com/2022/01/24/cop-pa...s-account/amp/

[KarlMalone]

Tourist thrown out of Venice for sunbathing topless on war memorial

A female tourist was thrown out of Venice after she was caught posing for photos topless on a war memorial.
The 30-year-old from the Czech Republic stripped off last Friday afternoon, dumping her belongings on the monument -- which pays homage to Italy's war heroes -- as she went for a swim in the freezing lagoon, and then lay beside the statue of a murdered female partisan to pose for photos....

"It was a beautiful day and we saw two people taking photos. I saw a strange movement and then I saw this woman swimming without a care in the world," Nason told CNN.
"I thought she must be crazy, thinking she could swim on a freezing day.
"But then I saw she was trying to get out of the water by climbing onto the statue, wearing just her bikini bottoms.
"She got up on it, then she got back into the water, totally relaxed.
"Her boyfriend and another woman had jumped over the barrier and were on the monument, to take better photos of her. They were stood there beside her clothes that she'd left [on the monument], just as you do on the beach."

[KarlMalone]

Railroad Commission candidate who posted semi-nude campaign video explains why she did it

That’s the impetus behind Republican candidate Sarah Stogner baring it all to bring attention to the upcoming primary.

Stogner isn’t some fringe candidate. She’s recently polled as high as second place.

In a five-second video with a series of quick cuts, Stogner is seen topless, riding a pumpjack in her underwear while music plays.

https://twitter.com/Sarah4RRC/status...41677266829315

Please keep this politics-free.

[KarlMalone]

Couple selling home goes viral for posing naked in listing photos

A New Zealand couple has gone viral for showing off their home’s bare necessities.

Lawrence Simpson, 34, and his wife, Clarissa Turner, 29, took a creative, casual and cheeky approach to selling their home by posing buck naked in listing photos of their petite A-frame cottage, located in the Southern Alps’ foothills to Queenstown.

New Zealand news site Stuff reported that, as of earlier this week, it had received 11,000 views on the local listing site Trade Me.

“Lifestyle getaway, plus glacier views!” the couple advertised their home, for which they are currently asking $315,000 and which was first listed in September. “Gets more sun than any other property in Franz Josef.”

[lonmol]

Originally Posted by KarlMalone

Railroad Commission candidate who posted semi-nude campaign video explains why she did it



https://twitter.com/Sarah4RRC/status...41677266829315

Please keep this politics-free.

If she's in second place, I assume that means only two candidates are running for the office (?) I say make her work for those votes...she needs to do a bottomless ad, now.

[KarlMalone]

Drunk Florida lawyer busted for stripping naked in a bar after being refused service

A Florida attorney was busted for allegedly stripping naked in a busy bar after being told she was too drunk to get served — hours after she was released from jail.

Kelly Elkins, 49, was “unclothed and completely naked” when cops arrived at the Beach Lounge in St. Pete Beach — and refused to get dressed, according to an arrest affidavit....

She then “walked into the restroom and then came back out into the bar unclothed and completely naked,” the affidavit said, noting that there were “several patrons” there witnessing it all.

The manager told her to “put her clothes on and leave,” but she refused, the complaint said.

When officers arrived, Elkins was still “naked in the bar” and “had to be told several times to get dressed,” the complaint said.

[lonmol]

Nude woman arrested for public masturbation in Florida. She faces a fine of $10,000, and up to 15 years in jail. The article said that she was thoroughly enjoying herself at a Popeye's restaurant. I believe this may be the first time in human history anyone has ever used that sentence.

[jidderman]

Originally Posted by lonmol

Nude woman arrested for public masturbation in Florida. She faces a fine of $10,000, and up to 15 years in jail. The article said that she was thoroughly enjoying herself at a Popeye's restaurant. I believe this may be the first time in human history anyone has ever used that sentence.

would love a vid of this.

[jidderman]

https://www.foxnews.com/us/naked-wom...-armed-suspect

[lonmol]

Originally Posted by jidderman

would love a vid of this.

Well, there may be a video out there. The guy who reported her to the cops filmed the whole thing...you know, for evidence.