*Naked in the news*

[lonmol]

Originally Posted by KarlMalone

Railroad Commission candidate who posted semi-nude campaign video explains why she did it



https://twitter.com/Sarah4RRC/status...41677266829315

Please keep this politics-free.

If she's in second place, I assume that means only two candidates are running for the office (?) I say make her work for those votes...she needs to do a bottomless ad, now.

[KarlMalone]

Drunk Florida lawyer busted for stripping naked in a bar after being refused service

A Florida attorney was busted for allegedly stripping naked in a busy bar after being told she was too drunk to get served — hours after she was released from jail.

Kelly Elkins, 49, was “unclothed and completely naked” when cops arrived at the Beach Lounge in St. Pete Beach — and refused to get dressed, according to an arrest affidavit....

She then “walked into the restroom and then came back out into the bar unclothed and completely naked,” the affidavit said, noting that there were “several patrons” there witnessing it all.

The manager told her to “put her clothes on and leave,” but she refused, the complaint said.

When officers arrived, Elkins was still “naked in the bar” and “had to be told several times to get dressed,” the complaint said.

[lonmol]

Nude woman arrested for public masturbation in Florida. She faces a fine of $10,000, and up to 15 years in jail. The article said that she was thoroughly enjoying herself at a Popeye's restaurant. I believe this may be the first time in human history anyone has ever used that sentence.

[jidderman]

Originally Posted by lonmol

Nude woman arrested for public masturbation in Florida. She faces a fine of $10,000, and up to 15 years in jail. The article said that she was thoroughly enjoying herself at a Popeye's restaurant. I believe this may be the first time in human history anyone has ever used that sentence.

would love a vid of this.

[jidderman]

https://www.foxnews.com/us/naked-wom...-armed-suspect

[lonmol]

Originally Posted by jidderman

would love a vid of this.

Well, there may be a video out there. The guy who reported her to the cops filmed the whole thing...you know, for evidence.

[lonmol]

Originally Posted by lonmol

Nude woman arrested for public masturbation in Florida. She faces a fine of $10,000, and up to 15 years in jail. The article said that she was thoroughly enjoying herself at a Popeye's restaurant. I believe this may be the first time in human history anyone has ever used that sentence.

Apparently, it wasn't the first time she was arrested for public masturbation. She was caught once at Popeye's and once at 7-Eleven. If only she'd gone to KFC, they may have hired her as a spokesperson. Their slogan is finger lickin' good, and that one pretty much writes itself. She's a good looking woman, and I'm sure she could make a decent living selling videos of her little "hobby" online (which I bet is exactly what she was doing, but didn't want to say).

[KarlMalone]

Skin up, strip down for a naked lap at all-female ski festival in Colorado

Attention ladies: If you’ve ever wanted to bare your backside in the backcountry, there’s an event this month that’s specifically designed as a safe space where you can drop trow.

The Boot Tan Fest on March 15 invites women, female-identifying and non-binary individuals to Bluebird Backcountry ski area in Kremmling for a day of live music, beer, tacos and gear demonstrations, capped off with a naked ski lap.

You read that right. At 3 p.m. the day of the event, women will skin up and strip down for a run on the mountain.

[Fango]

Originally Posted by KarlMalone

Railroad Commission candidate who posted semi-nude campaign video explains why she did it



https://twitter.com/Sarah4RRC/status...41677266829315

Please keep this politics-free.

youtube.com/watch?v=HgPqwIDiJWo

Podcast interview with her.

Enjoy

Fango

[crispus]

"Naked truth revealed about gathering of 30 nude women in Perth's CBD" abc.net.au/news/2022-03-30/naked-ladies-perth-cbd-photography/100952342

Part of a photo project by crookedimages.com.au

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