April Fools Month - jokes & pics thread - Page 155

osreb · #**1541** 04-14-2018, 11:00 AM

stupid protester

at least she know how to spell alligator

osreb · #**1542** 04-20-2018, 09:52 AM

jokes & pics thread

osreb · #**1543** 10-20-2018, 08:16 AM

I don't think you need to see a shrink. you're just an OCC fan.

osreb · #**1544** 10-31-2018, 08:25 PM

Trick or treart

jackdupp · #**1545** 11-08-2018, 11:49 PM

Hunters...

osreb · #**1546** 04-01-2019, 09:39 AM

In a rural program for farmers, a female TV reporter seeking the main cause of Mad Cow disease, arranged for an interview with a farmer who might have some theories on the matter.
This �TRUE� interview went as follows:
The lady reporter: �I am here to collect information on the possible sources of Mad Cow Disease. Can you offer any reason for this disease?�
The farmer stared at the reporter and said: �Did you know that a bull mounts a cow only once a year?"
Reporter: (obviously embarrassed): �Well, sir, that's a new piece of information but what's the relation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow disease?�
Farmer: �Miss, did you know that we milk a cow twice a day?�
Reporter: �Sir, this is really valuable information, but what about getting to the point?�
Farmer: �I am getting to the point, Miss.� �Just imagine, if I was playing with your tits twice a day... and only screwing you once a year, wouldn't YOU get mad?�

osreb · #**1547** 10-23-2019, 11:26 AM

car babes

osreb · #**1548** 01-17-2020, 08:33 AM

original WD40 ad

mollyb · #**1549** 01-20-2020, 11:20 AM

I think these fit in this thread

osreb · #**1550** 02-04-2020, 03:18 PM

Las Vegas

Three friends took their wives on vacation for a week in Las Vegas and they all had a great time.

A few days after they returned home, the men were sitting around talking about their trip.

"I don't think I'm ever going to do that again!" says the first guy. "Since we've been back, my wife flings her arms and hollers '7 come 11' all night long. I haven't had a wink of sleep!"

"I hear ya, buddy," the second guy replies. "My wife played blackjack the whole time we were there. Since we've been back, she slaps the bed all night and hollers 'hit me light, hit me hard.' I haven't had a wink of sleep either!"

"You guys think you have it bad!" exclaims the third guy. "My wife played the slots the entire time we were there. Every morning I wake up with a sore pecker and an ass full of quarters!"

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