*Naked in the news*

[ENF_Queen]

Originally Posted by KarlMalone

Nude selfies at 35,000ft! The artist stripping off in airplane bathrooms

Oh! So that’s how your wear one of those paper toilet seat covers

[KarlMalone]

‘Completely naked’ Minnesota woman arrested for masturbating in someone else’s car

A naked Minnesota woman was arrested last week after authorities found her pleasuring herself in a pickup truck.

Jennifer Dorit Weber, 35, was “completely naked” when a patrolman found her lying on the floor of an open gold Pontiac SUV “digitally penetrating” herself, according to a statement of probable cause obtained Wednesday by The Smoking Gun.

[KarlMalone]

Naked woman who tried to steal items caught in creek

On May 22, Cherokee County Sheriff’s Deputy Rick Ward was dispatched to Bunch to speak with the owner of a vehicle about stolen items. Nathan Fritze said he picked up a nude woman who was hitchhiking. She asked him to take her to an address so she could get help.

“Mr. Fritze said that upon arrival, he exited his vehicle and went to knock on the door of the residence when he heard the door to his truck slam shut and saw the female running off,” said Ward.

Fritze noticed the woman was wearing a shirt and carrying items as she fled.

“Mr. Fritze [said] that when he returned to his vehicle, he noticed his wallet — containing his personal identification, credit cards, and other important documentation — was missing, as well as somewhere between $2,000 and $4,000 cash [and] the key fob to his vehicle,” Ward wrote in his report.

Fritze gave deputies a description of the woman and said he gave her a shirt to cover up with. Ward said the woman was possibly Tahlia Poafpybitty, and they had been out with her earlier that day.

[jan94]

h**ps://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-9632345/Danish-journalist-records-having-sex-feature-swingers-club.html

[nectcouple]

Originally Posted by jan94

h**ps://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-9632345/Danish-journalist-records-having-sex-feature-swingers-club.html

That's hot!

[jsp99]

This hasn’t made it onto any local news sites yet, bc as far as I can tell it just happened a few hours ago, but I’m sure it will in the next day or two.

This is certainly in the spirit of the type of stuff that normally gets posted here, so I hope y’all can forgive it not being in an actual newspaper.

A woman in an Outback Steakhouse in Ocala, FL gets naked, climbs up on the bar, and starts destroying bottles and glassware.

And unlike most stories that make their way into this thread, there is clear uncensored video and the newsworthy woman in question is very attractive:

hxxps://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/nrewth/naked_lady_destroys_outback_steakhouse/

[kajuk]

Originally Posted by KarlMalone

‘Completely naked’ Minnesota woman arrested for masturbating in someone else’s car

I have seen the video of this. She was recording herself for a online paid site she has. I will see if I can find the video. If I can find it I will post it in the xxx video section and post a link in this thread. When I seen the video I laughed a little too hard. Now I feel bad for her.

[nectcouple]

Originally Posted by Doris

https://www.hartcustomrifles.com/pok...nments-online/

Gone

[karaban]

Originally Posted by jsp99

This hasn’t made it onto any local news sites yet, bc as far as I can tell it just happened a few hours ago, but I’m sure it will in the next day or two.

This is certainly in the spirit of the type of stuff that normally gets posted here, so I hope y’all can forgive it not being in an actual newspaper.

A woman in an Outback Steakhouse in Ocala, FL gets naked, climbs up on the bar, and starts destroying bottles and glassware.

And unlike most stories that make their way into this thread, there is clear uncensored video and the newsworthy woman in question is very attractive:

hxxps://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/nrewth/naked_lady_destroys_outback_steakhouse/

This is excellent; is anyone able to save it?

[charlie1412001]

Originally Posted by karaban

This is excellent; is anyone able to save it?

There you go