April Fools Month - jokes & pics thread - Page 152

Astro8 · #**1511** 07-20-2016, 08:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yellow_fever_01

for the thread

Is she fishing for compliments?

osreb · #**1512** 08-20-2016, 08:17 AM

a gif joke..click on 1st pic

hardcore pics with this joke pic here:

https://forum.oneclickchicks.com/show...postcount=1270

sooty · #**1513** 08-27-2016, 06:00 AM

I went to the doctor the other day and she said "Robert you are going to have to stop masturbating." I replied somewhat shocked and disappointed "But why?" and she said "Well, I'm trying to examine you!"

Here's an old one that you probably know but just in case. Prince Charles was opening a space tracking station at Oodnadatta in the outback of South Australia and was wearing a hat made from fox skin with a long tail. Everyone was very curious why he was wearing it and at the end of the formalities one reporter asked what was the significance of the hat. He replied "Well actually it was Mummy's idea" and the reporter said "You mean Her Majesty?", "Yes" he said "I was talking to her last night on the phone and she asked me what I would be doing today and I said I was opening a space tracking facility at Oodnadatta and she said "Oh, wear the fox hat"

sooty · #**1514** 09-26-2016, 06:46 AM

A - Sorry mate but im gonna have to kick you out of the pool.
B - Why?
A - Cause you pissed in the pool.
B - Lots of people piss in the pool.
A - Yeah but not from the diving board.

I got into snail racing recently. I had a great snail, but it kept losing, so I thought I'd remove the shell to make it more aerodynamic.
It didn't work, it just made it more sluggish.

Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
If it had four, it would be a chicken sedan.

osreb · #**1515** 09-27-2016, 09:08 AM

Golding quote

osreb · #**1516** 10-30-2016, 09:22 AM

pics

osreb · #**1517** 11-10-2016, 07:59 AM

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osreb · #**1518** 12-02-2016, 07:46 AM

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osreb · #**1519** 12-20-2016, 09:14 AM

I want one of those mugs for Christmas

osreb · #**1520** 12-25-2016, 09:28 AM

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