April Fools Month - jokes & pics thread - Page 149

osreb · #**1481** 08-14-2015, 06:58 AM

A mother is cleaning her teenage son’s room when she sees some magazines under his bed. Curious, she grabs the magazines and is shocked to find that they are S&M porn magazines. In her horror, she screams.
The father runs in, sees his wife crying, sits down beside her on his son’s bed, and asks, “What’s wrong?” And, pointing at the magazines in her hand, he asks, “What are those?”
The mother passes him the magazines. He flips through them, and his eyes widen as he sees some of the most explicit and disturbing S&M images his mind could have ever imagined.
The mother, between sobs, asks her husband, “What are we gonna do with this boy?”
Her husband replies, “Well, we’re not gonna spank him. That’s for sure

osreb · #**1482** 08-27-2015, 08:50 AM

2nd coming - 1st pic

osreb · #**1483** 09-05-2015, 10:27 AM

facebook

osreb · #**1484** 10-11-2015, 08:08 AM

Gay Test

osreb · #**1485** 11-13-2015, 08:56 AM

A guy walked into a crowded bar, waving his UNholstered pistol and yelled, "I have a .45 Colt with an eight shot clip and I want to know who's been sleeping with my wife."

A voice from the back of the room called out, "You don't have enough ammo!"

osreb · #**1486** 11-26-2015, 01:42 PM

Happy Thanksgiving

sooty · #**1487** 11-26-2015, 10:34 PM

A few I've collected

osreb · #**1488** 12-02-2015, 06:08 PM

A blonde driving a car became lost in a snowstorm. She didn't panic however, because she remembered what her dad had once told her. "If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm, just wait for a snow plow to come by and follow it." Sure enough, pretty soon a snow plow came by, and she started to follow it. She followed the plow for about forty-five minutes. Finally the driver of the truck got out and asked her what she was doing. And she explained that her dad had told her if she ever got stuck in a snow storm, to follow a plow. The driver nodded and said, "Well, I'm done with the Wal-Mart parking lot, do you want to follow me over to Best Buy now?"

osreb · #**1489** 12-11-2015, 08:23 AM

penis humor pics

osreb · #**1490** 12-13-2015, 08:17 AM

for those looking for a last minute Christmas gift; check out pic 1

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